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[Sleazy Car Salesman]

He was retarded for opening the door, much less pepper spraying and shoving her down the stairs like an effeminate eunuch

Counterpoint: It was really really funny to watch.

 

[DumbDude43]

there's no way I can picture a prosecutor thinking knocking on someone's door while unarmed is provocation enough to justify this "self defense" scenario and would drop the battery charges.

i can, actually, when you look at the full context of the situation:
he's a controversial political figure with lots of haters, no doubt there have been plenty of death threats against him over the years, and she is a political activist aligned with his enemies, going to his private residence with the intention of fucking with him.
i doubt he invited her in, or that she could reasonably claim any motive for visiting him that doesn't boil down to "i wanted to fuck with the guy" so it's reasonable for him to assume that she did not come to him with friendly intentions.
"unarmed" does not play a role at this point because there's no way for him to know that in the moment (it's not like there's a TSA crew at his door that searches and clears visitors before they get to him)

basically a boogie and frank hassle situation again, except this time it wasn't just about petty internet drama but potentially serious political animosity, the kind that has already resulted in mulitiple (attempted) homicides over the past few years. plus the catboy didn't escalate to the point of immediately shoving a gun into her face like boogie did, so him being let off easy makes perfect sense to me.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

i can, actually, when you look at the full context of the situation:
he's a controversial political figure with lots of haters, no doubt there have been plenty of death threats against him over the years, and she is a political activist aligned with his enemies, going to his private residence with the intention of fucking with him.
i doubt he invited her in, or that she could reasonably claim any motive for visiting him that doesn't boil down to "i wanted to fuck with the guy" so it's reasonable for him to assume that she did not come to him with friendly intentions.
"unarmed" does not play a role at this point because there's no way for him to know that in the moment (it's not like there's a TSA crew at his door that searches and clears visitors before they get to him)

basically a boogie and frank hassle situation again, except this time it wasn't just about petty internet drama but potentially serious political animosity, the kind that has already resulted in mulitiple (attempted) homicides over the past few years. plus the catboy didn't escalate to the point of immediately shoving a gun into her face like boogie did, so him being let off easy makes perfect sense to me.

you know he could have just not answered the door and called the police right? It's literally that simple.

 

[DumbDude43]

you know he could have just not answered the door and called the police right? It's literally that simple.

how reliable and trustworthy do you think the police are in chicago?
how serious will they take a call that boils down to "local gay internet nazi complains about jewish women coming to his apartment to annoy him" ?
from nicks perspective, trusting the police department in a 90% blue city that answers to a turbo nigger commie mayor probably doesn't make much sense

 

[Mister Fister]

I'm not surprised but want to add that these people are pretty open about stuff like self-defense against a home invader is wrong because that robber is actually just a poor/ mentally ill person and if only we made, like a law that removes all poverty (by for example abolishing police and prisons to use the money for welfare/healthcare/whatever) then there would be no reason to steal, so there would be no crime.

The presumption according to the law is that home invasions are considered life or death situations here. It has nothing to do with property. It has everything to do with the assumption home invaders are there to conduct evil.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

how reliable and trustworthy do you think the police are in chicago?
how serious will they take a call that boils down to "local gay internet nazi complains about jewish women coming to his apartment to annoy him" ?
from nicks perspective, trusting the police department in a 90% blue city that answers to a turbo nigger commie mayor probably doesn't make much sense

so he was legitimately afraid that a middle aged woman knocking on his door calmly was going to break down his door so he needed to attack her? Is his door broken? I think your username is quite appropriate.

 

[The man The only man]

so he was legitimately afraid that a middle aged woman knocking on his door calmly was going to break down his door so he needed to attack her? Is his door broken? I think your username is quite appropriate.

I think property rights are more important than a middle aged jewish woman.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

I think property rights are more important than a middle aged jewish woman.

You think property rights should allow you to have a nigger chimp out on someone calmly knocking on your door? That's fascinating.

 

[The man The only man]

You think property rights should allow you to have a nigger chimp out on someone calmly knocking on your door? That's fascinating.

Saying "that's fascinating" doesn't make you look smart and your way of phrasing is in bad faith. You essentially have the posting style of the average redditor.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Saying "that's fascinating" doesn't make you look smart and your way of phrasing is in bad faith. You essentially have the posting style of the average redditor.

It's bad faith to state facts?

 

[The man The only man]

It's bad faith to state facts?

What does someone's faith have to do with stating facts about states?

 

[Dr. Sexbot]

Gentlemen, this is the "Reddit General" thread, the "Reddit Simulator" thread you seem to be yearning for is here.

 

[Elf Supremacist]

you know he could have just not answered the door and called the police right? It's literally that simple.

so he was legitimately afraid that a middle aged woman knocking on his door calmly was going to break down his door so he needed to attack her? Is his door broken? I think your username is quite appropriate.

You think property rights should allow you to have a nigger chimp out on someone calmly knocking on your door? That's fascinating.

It's bad faith to state facts?

So does your wife give you your soy milkshake before or after she's done sleeping with her boyfriend?

 

[Reminmyster]

As much as i disagree agree with Nick Funetas, the amount of redditors defending that lady going up to his property is astounding. Some saying stupid shit like this
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that kind of logic gets people shot.

These people are always for FAFO until its someone on their side then its unfair assault even if it they are the instigator. "No you cant push me for shoving a camera in your face at your home".

-snip-

Well i see Resident evil is going to go down the same path that Fallout season 1 did, the movie will be mediocre but you will have people and youtubers shilling it and singing its praises to high heaven. People praise Cregger like he single-handedly revived the horror genre.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

So does your wife give you your soy milkshake before or after she's done sleeping with her boyfriend?

at least I don't attack middle aged women like a feral nigger

 

[Lasagna4Dead]

at least I don't attack middle aged women like a feral nigger

If you've seen how some middle aged women act towards youth you would, never ask a women her weight, her salary or how to treat children in a public setting.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

If you've seen how some middle aged women act towards youth you would, never ask a women her weight, her salary or how to treat children in a public setting.

good point if you're a gay spic attack middle aged jewish women on sight

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

I decided to browse rightcantmeme, and saw, in order, the most retarded way to "ruin" meme

and this, which, indeed, made me mad with how ridiculous and gross it is

 

[ilovecornsyrup]

It can't even be a normal high number like 5

You live in a parallel universe

 

[Atticus Carpenter]

I decided to browse rightcantmeme, and saw, in order, the most retarded way to "ruin" meme
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and this, which, indeed, made me mad with how ridiculous and gross it is
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>Sex is biological and gender is a social construct

How is that supposed to make the "chuds" mad? I partially agree (since gender is bogus up but sex is biological) but in a sense... How are any of those other things supposed to make the chuds mad?