🍗 Deathfat Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

This is what really kills me about this fat dumbass…..she must be eating so much processed food to maintain her girth and she is too addicted to food to even begin to try to understand that she needs to eat less. She could eat under 4000 calories a day and the weight would start dropping off….but no she NEEDS her two family meals from Nandos.
Honestly Anna and other death fats are so far gone I think they don't want to lose weight for many reasons. Addiction, and the fact food is the only pleasure she has (or have ever had) in life, yes, but also...

The loose skin situation would be body horror and I don't think she is willing to endure that for months or years on end until an operation would make sense.

She is trapped in that melting cheese looking body and she will never get out.
 
"all my ex boyfriends"

sure, Anna. they all go to a different school in Canada, right?
She means the boys who were friends who are no longer friends.

Or, more accurately, any male who spoke to her for more than 45 seconds and then avoided her like she's a plague carrier. ie: every male at the gyms she was infesting.
 
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New Instagram story post from Anna this morning that she stole from another user.
(Yes you can see the share on the bottom, but what did she cover up?).

She's absolutely pissed off at the haydurs.

Can't wait to see where this crashout goes!
 
‘I’ll report back in a month’

Oh Anna. Adorable to think you can stick to anything consistently for a month. And then have the wherewithal to actually circle back on the topic.
Can’t wait to hear how a probiotic changes a morbidly obese woman’s life.
 
‘I’ll report back in a month’

Oh Anna. Adorable to think you can stick to anything consistently for a month. And then have the wherewithal to actually circle back on the topic.
Can’t wait to hear how a probiotic changes a morbidly obese woman’s life.
She had already been pimping another probiotic in another Amazon dump post.

This is just shilling x infinity.

She's a doofus, dolt, and will do anything for a dollar.
 
Oh yes I'm sure her doctor told her "too" and then these specific probiotics just so happened to arrive in her mailbox in some serendipitous twist of medical fate and not just because she's on a list of people with tons of followers who will shill any old bullshit you send them (albeit poorly).

I looked up the brand and saw this lol

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Fat fucking idiot. Sending Anna this stuff is a strong endorsement to stay the hell away as they have zero standards and just want to get their product in front of as many people as possible.
 
Is there an "elementary level grammar and spelling errors" setting for ChatGPT where you can get it to spew jargony bullshit and still look day drunk? Or is she manually editing ad copy to make it more retarded? My doctor told me too ask
 
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Wtf are spores

Here is the Google AI slop answer

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Is there an "elementary level grammar and spelling errors" setting for ChatGPT where you can get it to spew jargony bullshit and still look day drunk? Or is she manually editing ad copy to make it more retarded? My doctor told me too ask
Anna had to have been drunk out of her mind when she wrote up both of these ads: there's missing words and incorrect verb tenses all over the place.

It would have been better if she'd just had ChatGPT or whatever write these ads for her. Or was her prompt so drunkenly entered that this is what the output was?
 
Ah yes, the spores that germinate in your nutrient-rich (gross) small intestines, the organ most famous for retaining stuff inside of it. Because shell. Obviously. Modulate the gut immune system is some randomtxt Anna could never come up with without copy/paste. I wonder if her doctor told her guts don’t have immune systems; likely not, considering a fucking doctor did not tell her any of this shit.

Shame it only restores a miceobiome and not all of the miceobiome. You know what they say, if you see one miceobiome, there’s dozens more in the walls (of your nutrient-rich small intensities apparently)
 
She's too fat to ride anything.
To be fair she's gone before and posted herself on some of the rides. But maybe she's a bit bigger in the midsection now, and that would eliminate some rides that she used to be able to squeeze into. Idk. Random thought, is there a wiki or guide to the PSPH videos, that shows which ones the 5x gal was able to actually fit on? Or are you just supposed to watch all their content to find out?
 
So we can agree she faked the whole pneumonia thing, probably as an excuse to get out of something. I'm guessing the gym.

How can she do Disney different? She's too fat to ride anything. All she can do is eat, buy things, and look at the park. Did she rent a scooty to get around?
We’re going on 3 weeks without a post on Viking and on May 7th we’ll hit one month since she posted an actual workout.

My guess is this was an “Adult Disney” experience with plenty of day drinking and boozy nights. The last few Disney excursions have been with Tracie and her kids.
 
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