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The only funny part of the merge shit is when he talks to himself in front of people and creeps them out.
Otherwise it's super retarded lore.
Otherwise it's super retarded lore.
Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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So just learning now that Chris posted this video yesterday, from “an undisclosed location.”
This picture was also posted to the CWCki, obviously a hotel. He’s gotta be at Neighcon.
For anyone interested in cross-referencing, Neighcon is in Baltimore.
This picture was also posted to the CWCki, obviously a hotel. He’s gotta be at Neighcon.
For anyone interested in cross-referencing, Neighcon is in Baltimore.
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He really wants to look like jesus
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Weren't the Teen Troon Squad also behind a lot of stuff that Chris Believes in now?
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I have heard nothing from my sources so if Chris is on site, he's somehow managed to hide his presence.
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The CWCKi alludes that this is the hotel room at HarmonyCon
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He didn't even put on enough dirt to cover it, in a 3 inch scrape in some construction site and he expects it to 'last through the ages'. 
Classic Chris-Chan retardation. I wonder which con he is tarding out in currently, Neighcon or Harmonycon?
I'm sure he will be loudly kicked out soon and we'll find out then.
Classic Chris-Chan retardation. I wonder which con he is tarding out in currently, Neighcon or Harmonycon?
I'm sure he will be loudly kicked out soon and we'll find out then.
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Once more, Chris demonstrates he can't do even the simplest of things right. Godjesus Emmanuelle forbid he puts any modicum of effort into anything.He didn't even put on enough dirt to cover it, in a 3 inch scrape in some construction site and he expects it to 'last through the ages'.
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He didn't even put on enough dirt to cover it, in a 3 inch scrape in some construction site and he expects it to 'last through the ages'.
Classic Chris-Chan retardation. I wonder which con he is tarding out in currently, Neighcon or Harmonycon?
I'm sure he will be loudly kicked out soon and we'll find out then.
Harmonycon was February with the White Ranger cosplay.
Neighcon is ongoing right now and it's looking like he isn't there. We would have heard about it by now, because Chris simply can't help not being Chris.
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How much do you want to bet he buried a handful of those, maybe even just that one, and just said there's a ton of them out there?
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I must have misread a comment thinking there were two going concurrently. Still, why would he be trying to hide his location if he wasn't somewhere he isn't supposed to be, aka a con?
Not to mention he said he was giving out Sonichu medallions to a few special people. Are those Brony analysts he worships at Neighcon?
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Plus, the egotistical dunce is as usual wildly overestimating his popularity.
95% chance that whoever random person stumbles onto that shit (once a gentle breeze "unearths" it the very next day) will have no damn clue what the shit it is, and it'll go straight into the closest garbage bin, where it belongs.
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You probably got confused since we were discussing a photo of Chris clearly taken on a hotel bed.
As for the whole 'unknown location' stuff, it's POSSIBLE all of this was supposed to actually happen the weekend of Harmonycon given how much effort he was putting into the whole thing (by Chris standards) with the cards all over the place. But him getting outed and kicked out so quickly put it all on the backburner as some kind of 'backup' content.
But he's definitely not at Neighcon at this point, reason being that Chris would be Chris and terminally online people would recognize him. Which people at Neighcon would be, as that's basically being run by people from 4chan's /mlp/ board. Same reason that while I agree he's keeping some medalions to give out to people he's being parasocial with, it also would not be Neighcon because those people wouldn't be at Neighcon. There's a bit of a social media war going on at the moment between a lot of the super feminists that have hijacked many conventions and their attempts at shutting down Mare Fair, which makes a point of mocking those types and has been a successful con despite having moved venues every year (first move was due to the hotel shutting down, the subsequent moves were from artificially engineered backlash online) - Neighcon is basically a sister convention following Mare Fair's example and has gotten flak for this as a result.
If it's still CFMM medallions, the humidity alone from climate changes inside a sealed bag and the temperature of the soil is going to collect inside and ruin them if not found immediately.
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So he's really going to try to sneak back into another convention, huh. I wonder if he'll go in that Power Rangers costume again or pull a Plainrock124 and go wearing a fursuit head of a generic furry character. Though unlikely since that would be hell sensory-wise for Chris. Hot, scratchy, and I don't think that he would do what knowledgable fursuit wearers do and shove ice packs into the head and wear a neck fan so he doesn't overheat...
Either way it'll be inevitable before he can't help himself and will start advertising his CWClight website and Etsy store again like what he did at the Texas brony convention, though maybe this time he won't hand them to random people and will place them in random areas of the building the convention is taking place at and at the hotel. Only time will tell...
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Deadmau5-like cosplay head of Sonichu would be so funny.
Edit: Cameo update.
See you soon. Say hi to Flutter.
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So I was looking closer at the website of the convention that Chris is supposedly at to look at the dates and events, and I ended up finding something cursed.
So... uh... Yeah. If it turns out that he is actually there, and since Chris loves his junk food, there's a possibility that he has partaken in an event themed around zoophilia.
If you are scared that kids are running around at this place, (rightfully so) people under 18 are supposed to not be allowed at the convention but whether or not it is actually enforced can be debated. Furries and its sub-categories like bronies tend to vary wildly in how much they really enforce their convention rules and I would not be surprised in the slightest if a brony brought along a teenager to this thing and gave them a fake ID so they could sneak in, and perhaps a fake ID is also how Chris keeps managing to sneak into these pony conventions without instantly being flagged as "the literal motherfucker who is infamous online who can't keep his hands to himself".
A "donut" is what these fuckers like to refer to a horse's butthole as. Being online back when the brony fanbase was still at its peak and inescapable online (2012) unfortunately made me aware of this term and I apologize for making you learn of this disgusting term too.
So... uh... Yeah. If it turns out that he is actually there, and since Chris loves his junk food, there's a possibility that he has partaken in an event themed around zoophilia.
If you are scared that kids are running around at this place, (rightfully so) people under 18 are supposed to not be allowed at the convention but whether or not it is actually enforced can be debated. Furries and its sub-categories like bronies tend to vary wildly in how much they really enforce their convention rules and I would not be surprised in the slightest if a brony brought along a teenager to this thing and gave them a fake ID so they could sneak in, and perhaps a fake ID is also how Chris keeps managing to sneak into these pony conventions without instantly being flagged as "the literal motherfucker who is infamous online who can't keep his hands to himself".
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Fortunately, since Neighcon doesn't list any guests or speakers that Chris parasocially stalks, I don't think he had any reason to go.So... uh... Yeah. If it turns out that he is actually there, and since Chris loves his junk food, there's a possibility that he has partaken in an event themed around zoophilia.
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Zoophilia would be the logical next step for Chris.
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I checked the video recorded back when he was in a hotel room in Harmonycon. In this video, he has the same shirt on, the same hairstyle, the same medallion, and the same plain white wall. The only difference is he's taken his glasses off. So its likely it was recorded at the same time but delayed for some reason.
I doubt anyone forgets Patti-chan.
