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While I agree that metal doesnt hit the tone you go for in joke songs, Green Jellos three little pigs got a few laughs out of meAlthough I generally like metal it just doesn't feel like it suits joke songs.
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While I agree that metal doesnt hit the tone you go for in joke songs, Green Jellos three little pigs got a few laughs out of meAlthough I generally like metal it just doesn't feel like it suits joke songs.
Misery Merchant is always top tier. If they won, I wouldn't mind.Although I generally like metal it just doesn't feel like it suits joke songs. This one felt like the right level of catchy and shitposting
Dare I say it, based?

Phil's audience needs to be culledSo the EvaCowboyFan interview is live and...
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That's him on the left, wearing a Mandalorian helmet, to conceal his identity (bless his heart). The guy is definitely a massive sperg. He enjoys Phil's content, because it doesn't overstimulate him. It's very chill.
Edit: The guy is just another socially stunted, lonely autist who watches Phil to feel part of a community. Phil really is a magnet for this particular type of retard.
To be fair, the whole table isn't in the pic:you can tell it's an AI pic because it's too little food for khet

I will counter by pointing out he never complains about unattractive women or the fatties that make money.He's not affected by any woman's appearance
Didn't one of his rants happen to coincide with an Amouranth hot tub stream?That was in his "I hate Twitch" days where he complained that "girls with big ass boobs" get all the attention from Twitch, with "their tits hanging out and they barely know how to play a game". Well now, Phil only needs to loose his moobs and he would be a titty streamer too.
gay streamerYou have LGBT-themed RGBs strobing behind you, you're a streamer.
I'd wager he spent all day banning and catching up on detractor content.Successful and happy Phil spent his Saturday night off banning the trolls
At this point you must ask - is the obvious autist the retard here, or is it the person interviewing him? "interview with a darksydefag fan" is a stupid as fuck idea and none of these losers should be turned into "characters", or given attention in "interviews".So the EvaCowboyFan interview is live and...
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That's him on the left, wearing a Mandalorian helmet, to conceal his identity (bless his heart). The guy is definitely a massive sperg. He enjoys Phil's content, because it doesn't overstimulate him. It's very chill.
Edit: The guy is just another socially stunted, lonely autist who watches Phil to feel part of a community. Phil really is a magnet for this particular type of retard.
It's still absolutely crazy to me. He's been doing this eighteen years and making better content has crossed his mind, what, maybe twice? KO Gaming you could say he was trying to make better content. He sits on camera, he makes progress in games, he should receive money, that's the extent of his thought about it. This is why we watch him but sometimes it's like... man. He really is this bad at streaming. After almost two decades he is this bad and this retarded.Phil was simultaneously born with all the talents for middle management and negative instincts for product improvement, it's a real tragedy. My favourite Philism is when he brags about having improved the stream, but the improvements are all static objects which could've been green-screened in for all it matters. It's like in his mind, an occupation is a physical state. You wear a fireman's clothes, you're a fireman. You have LGBT-themed RGBs strobing behind you, you're a streamer. If the audience doesn't understand that, there's nothing Phil can do!
It must be some kind of attention whoring, believing a small community's people have more chance of giving attention, considering how Phil treats his own dents. Also, really? Chill khantent?Edit: The guy is just another socially stunted, lonely autist who watches Phil to feel part of a community. Phil really is a magnet for this particular type of retard.
why is this faggot giving attention to the dents?Hot off the presses: Qq is "talking with 220 and IronChefSakai".
From his live chat:
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We're all on the spectrum. Accept it. That being said, being a sperg and being a faggot are actually separate things and while there may be a handful of faggots on the farms, every person that has donated a red cent to Phil is a certified faggot. Interviewing his fans is a sort of therapy, and a potential content farm. Though it's gay that it's happening from a sub-1k channelAt this point you must ask - is the obvious autist the retard here, or is it the person interviewing him? "interview with a darksydefag fan" is a stupid as fuck idea and none of these losers should be turned into "characters", or given attention in "interviews".
It's not. They have always ended up as the same thing: Awkward loser that parasocially connects to Phil, fall in Pignosis to some level, doing it all for attention. The only question is if they go back to Phil, and they usually do. And there's no talking sense into them.Interviewing his fans is a sort of therapy, and a potential content farm.
Never mind.... This Eva guy talks like an absolute faggot, lisp and all. But alas, we all knew that they're all like this. There's no saving them. Just "Hello Jew" implied actionsIt's not. They have always ended up as the same thing: Awkward loser that parasocially connects to Phil, fall in Pignosis to some level, doing it all for attention. The only question is if they go back to Phil, and they usually do. And there's no talking sense into them.
I think that Eva dude showed up in Toxicity Unmasked's chat during the marathon, so did that troll that donated $50 to Phil. Personally, for as much as I don't like ALT I think his policy is the way to go. You donate to Phil, you get banned. Do not interact with these people. I don't know why Toxicity Unmasked was nice to them, probably a woman thing. I try to not even mention the big whales by name, that's what they want, they're parasites. Imagine a creature capable of leeching off of someone as pathetic as Phil, that is the level of loathsome we're talking about.Never mind.... This Eva guy talks like an absolute faggot, lisp and all. But alas, we all knew that they're all like this. There's no saving them. Just "Hello Jew" implied actions
Eva said he comes around for the games DSP plays and the community. Not to watch DSP specifically. Even the dents hate Phil's faggotry.They don't actually give a shit about fat faggot Phil, they love all the attention they get being in his chat.
Quite a few autistic people have that PWR whiny bitch voice.is it an odd coincidence that most of these sorry fucking faggot incels all sound like PWG if they're not inbred limeys and when they're inbred limeys they sound like the peasant from Warcraft II?