🍗 Deathfat Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

What grown, mature woman would willingly wear something like this out in public? The only exception I can see is an event where there are actual children present, like a large group outing for school clubs or camp or something. Not two 40 something single women.

This is so embarrassing and it looks like Anna is a sped out on day trip with her handler.

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lonelygorl15 said:
This is so embarrassing and it looks like Anna is a sped out on day trip with her handler.
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Good Lord she is homely.

Even if she weren't fat as the queen of sea cows she would have always had that big, bland, Mormon potato-face with a misproportioned philtrum and those thin little lips that prematurely aged her even worse than her surgeries and smoking did. She's just an overall unfortunate person, as ugly on the outside as she is on the inside, living proof that money can't buy happiness (or hygiene).
 
thejackal2 said:
A housebound deathfat in her deathfat nest advertising anything -- who would be influenced by that?
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And in her usual couchrot pose, buried under a giant fuzzy blanket as if to hide from the shame she feels when looking at her body.

So this thought triggered a What If in me- warning autism ahead…

I was thinking about how Anna very rarely leaves her apartment. Yes she did the performative gym larping, yes she went to Disney this week. But outside of what she films and chooses to show, she’s very much a homebody (which must kill her as an extrovert.)

But then her home is her safe space where she can binge and couchrot and doomscroll to her enlarged heart’s content. Every distraction is really just a DoorDash or Amazon package away. The zombie apocalypse could happen and as long as those services were running, she’d be fine.

So I wondered- what if Anna was not in control of her environment? Imagine her stuck in a dreaded “ingredients household”. Imagine Pops O’Brien whisking the family away on a non-negotiable remote cabin vacation where the nearest general store was two hours away. Imagine Anna locked into an in-patient facility to finally, finally address her emotional overeating. How do you think she would react? Would she go through the five stages of grief or would she initiate a jailbreak?
 
OttoWest said:
And in her usual couchrot pose, buried under a giant fuzzy blanket as if to hide from the shame she feels when looking at her body.

So this thought triggered a What If in me- warning autism ahead…

I was thinking about how Anna very rarely leaves her apartment. Yes she did the performative gym larping, yes she went to Disney this week. But outside of what she films and chooses to show, she’s very much a homebody (which must kill her as an extrovert.)

But then her home is her safe space where she can binge and couchrot and doomscroll to her enlarged heart’s content. Every distraction is really just a DoorDash or Amazon package away. The zombie apocalypse could happen and as long as those services were running, she’d be fine.

So I wondered- what if Anna was not in control of her environment? Imagine her stuck in a dreaded “ingredients household”. Imagine Pops O’Brien whisking the family away on a non-negotiable remote cabin vacation where the nearest general store was two hours away. Imagine Anna locked into an in-patient facility to finally, finally address her emotional overeating. How do you think she would react? Would she go through the five stages of grief or would she initiate a jailbreak?
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I think she'd use her phone to record content that she makes up out of nowhere, like my kids used to do when they were too young to USE social media but still wanted to mimick YouTubers lol. One kid did a tutorial on how to make ice water 💀 funny as fuck from a kid. She'd record a shit ton of fake GRWM or spend the day with me YouTube style videos on her iPod until the memory was full and she had to delete them all. Then she'd start over.

I think Anna would relish a couple days of binging in relative privacy, but once the novelty of laying around, eating however she wanted wore off, she'd go stir crazy. She'd try to make some of her 'funny quirky girl' content, maybe learn a stale viral TikTok dance in various outfits, record a few oh so funny and relatable fail videos as she attempts normal human tasks for the first time, but eventually snap and find a way to get an uber the fuck out of there so she could reconnect to wifi again. She needs constant inspiration and validation. She's got mad FOMO.
 
lonelygorl15 said:
What grown, mature woman would willingly wear something like this out in public? The only exception I can see is an event where there are actual children present, like a large group outing for school clubs or camp or something. Not two 40 something single women.

This is so embarrassing and it looks like Anna is a sped out on day trip with her handler.

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A small fat shaped like a banana in the adult sperg frames. She probably feels like Anne Hathaway next to Anna.
 
MuffinSangria said:
Can’t wait to hear how a probiotic changes a morbidly obese woman’s life.
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Somewhat tmi but also relevant to Anna at the end:
My mother's friend has been morbidly obese since I was a child ~25 years ago. She has T2 diabetes, COPD, ulcerative colitis, is on supplemental oxygen and uses an electric scooter outside the house. Inside she needs a bariatric wheelie walker to get from her living room recliner to bathroom, and sounds like she's dying while completing this very short walk. She is also all over the place with her insulin injections, taking far more than she's supposed to as she orders fast food most meals (at minimum 5/7 days a week).

She has to be on daily medication for her heart - which she was told is incredibly important, but she refuses to take it as one of the possible side effects is thrush. The doctors told her "you need to take this medication, we can easily treat thrush if you get it, but cannot undo damage to your heart / you may end up in cardiac arrest". She still doesn't take the pills. She also has had this weird rash / blistering of her skin that appeared suddenly and has spread to her face, neck, breasts and arms. I'm unsure what the diagnosis was but she was given antibiotics. She refuses to take these, as she has now decided supermarket probiotics will fix all her issues. Sorry for the long-winded backstory but this just made me think of Anna.

autoerotic bus accident said:
Good Lord she is homely.
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This is my all time favourite adjective used to describe Anna.
 
janeir0 said:
To be fair she's gone before and posted herself on some of the rides. But maybe she's a bit bigger in the midsection now, and that would eliminate some rides that she used to be able to squeeze into. Idk. Random thought, is there a wiki or guide to the PSPH videos, that shows which ones the 5x gal was able to actually fit on? Or are you just supposed to watch all their content to find out?
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She could probably do most of the dark rides at Magic Kingdom or Epcot. Depending on when she goes she can go the the special events of Food and Wine or the Flower thing at Epcot, which means extra food options.
 
“It has stuff to help fighting off the nasties”
I can’t read it in anything but a Chinese accent, I swear I hear a gong being struck gently in the distance. Type A personality diligent queen strikes again!

So is the lifting arc dead at this point? Like why would you go to Disney if you’re recovering from pneumonia?
 
Disney shenanigans (Glitter):
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“My name on things makes me happy.”
Reminds me of a kid at a rest stop finding their name on the keychain kiosk.

This is a service Guerlain offers in some boutiques and online so it’s not a Disney exclusive.

She’s also back in her grungy, smelly, hole-y compression gear:
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Has it been like a month since she's been to the gym? Riveter was back in March.

Also, kinda sad the flower had to tell her it looked nice on her. Like we know you don't have anybody else, Anna, but shit. That's just fucking depressing.
 
OttoWest said:
Disney shenanigans (Glitter):
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“My name on things makes me happy.”
Reminds me of a kid at a rest stop finding their name on the keychain kiosk.

This is a service Guerlain offers in some boutiques and online so it’s not a Disney exclusive.

She’s also back in her grungy, smelly, hole-y compression gear:
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She says it’s stereotypically touristy… you are INSIDE DISNEY WORLD. Everything is touristy. By design. It’s not like you are actually in France or something. Such an odd thing to say. I guess she couldn’t think of anything else to say about the experience
 
Aw man... I wanted to see more motivational tard ogress workouts. But the cycle is over, I guess.

Going a bit back, on the topic of "what if Anna lost the weight": I caught myself losing far too many minutes of my life thinking that, if she managed to lose all the extra weight, she would lose her main attraction. She is a freak show. Looking at her trying gigantic clothes that don't fit is her gimmick. If she lost that, what would be left? A talentless, immature, middle aged woman. She would compete with other many talentless immature wannabe influencers out there.

That's very pathetic.
 
Caramelo said:
She is a freak show. Looking at her trying gigantic clothes that don't fit is her gimmick. If she lost that, what would be left? A talentless, immature, middle aged woman.
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Her "thing" could be actually having lost the weight without Dr Nows surgery. Just diet and exercise (and Scamron, but that was totes for her lymphodemia and not fat)
 
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