General Wrestling Discussion

[Blackstar]

We never saw the Deadman after he put down the hat and trenchcoat, long before TKO decided spooky doesn’t tickle advertising anus.

We did actually, for the Saudi paycheck.

 

[Would]

the closest we're probably getting to a proper Spooky character is going to be Danhausen

Until merch sales drop to a certain point. These bastards would sell nazi merch if it made them rich one day and Ayn Rand inspired merch the next day if it sold tens of thousands yesterday.

We did actually, for the Saudi paycheck.

No one involved wants to remember that and frankly me neither. It’s worse than Flair’s post-WM24 stunts sans his Woo-off with Lethal.

 

[Lip Glossary]

He retired the Deadman/Phenom. The American Badass is, in Taker’s mind anyway, too close to his real life persona and tastes to actually retire vs use as his public persona.
We never saw the Deadman after he put down the hat and trenchcoat, long before TKO decided spooky doesn’t tickle advertising anus.

Now his wife rules over his podcast with an iron maga hat.

 

[Would]

Now his wife rules over his podcast with an iron maga hat.

Spoiler: Politisperging

I liked McCool in the early 10s and while I agree with her more on politics than I ever will with Transhausen and Chick Molester Profligate, she has become a walking negative stereotype of a right wing Karen/trailer queen.
Was the pussy that good that it made Taker lose his balls? Was Sara that bad? Does Taker think McCool is really that out of his league he’s lucky to have scored her?

 

[Jeff Dunham]

AAA telenovela update:
The El Grande Americanos had the contract signing for their Mask vs Mask match on May 30th.
Gable Americano had a piece of paper with demands on it. The first was that Kaiser Americano couldn't touch him until their match. Kaiser quickly signed. HOWEVER, the second demand was that Andrea Bazarte, Kaiser's girlfriend, would have to be fired. Kaiser can't believe he let himself be fooled like this! Andrea accepts the condition so Kaiser can have the match. Gable smugly signs and the match is official.

We all know who's winning but imagine just a moment if Chad wins dirty and unmasks Kaiser. Gable would be a made heel for life, I know it won't happen, but I want Gable to stay in AAA.

The end game is Kaiser dethroning Dominik.

 

[Lip Glossary]

We all know who's winning but imagine just a moment if Chad wins dirty and unmasks Kaiser. Gable would be a made heel for life, I know it won't happen, but I want Gable to stay in AAA.

The end game is Kaiser dethroning Dominik.

If Gable cheated and won he would be over as fuck as a heel.

 

[Blackstar]

Whatever the outcome, I hope that the loser remains in AAA instead of going back to Smackdown or Raw

 

[Samuel Fuller]

But didn't Vince also push for Scott and Rick to feud?

I doubt it. Vince opposed the Bret vs Owen feud because he seriously believed brothers don't fight.

Jim Ross has said Vince wanted to split them up, though, and that was the key factor in the Steiners leaving WWE.

 

[JustStopDude]

If we are all gonna fantasy book.

The meat of Chad Gable's character and why he gets so much heat is he shits on lucha libre while being the perfect heel.

So he has to lose this match, but underneath his mask, it's all face paint. To me, this would be perfect. It's a massive fuck you to the AAA fans and makes a mockery of the stipulation.

AAA, incensed that Chad did this, formally ban the Original Grande Americano from ever wrestling in AAA events ever again. True Grande Americano gets his win, but it's bittersweet. Basically he is blue balled and the fans enraged.

Let it simmer. Then the moment that TGA tries to have a match against someone else, he gets brutally attacked. By none other than the Son of Original Grande Americano (clearly Chad Gable).

And boom, you got a whole new storyline and it totally fits into AAA history of them doing this sort of stuff in the past.

 

[Kilo Riley]

peak

Taker would never pen such wrestling gold. Hijo Del Original Grande Americano vs. El Grande Americano for TripleMania.

 

[The Nothingness]

Maybe years that end in 6 are not good ones for WWE.

1986: WrestleMania 2 has a terrible card and Vince thought simulcasting it from three different cities was a good idea
1996: WCW begins dominating WWE in the Monday Night War
2006: The second year of Super Cena, the Great Khali debuts, and the beginning of WWECW
2016: Roman Reigns is pushed to the moon despite the fan reaction
2026: A dream WM match has its build ruined by celebrities and a massive amount of wrestlers getting release angers fans

 

[Hijo de D. Woodchucks Jr.]

Small reminder that Undertaker is booking this while Hunter keeps trying to sabotage it by booking El Grande Kaiser as a heel in Raw and only in Raw.

Like, what the fuck, nigger?

Si usted quiere lucha, aqui, aqui tiene lucha!

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[Non Incestual CK3 Player]

massive amount of wrestlers getting release angers fans

Happens literally every year for more than a decade. Doesn't mean much at this point.

 

[Dorkwan]

Happens literally every year for more than a decade. Doesn't mean much at this point.

Besides this isn't even the first time a good chunk of them have been released. If they maintain relevance and don't get fat and lazy they'll be back in a year or two for a surprise return. Possibly less time for Kairi since they're getting the most push back on that release.

 

[PS1gamenwatch]

Scott would have basically got the 1993 Lex Luger push I guess? He might have done well in that role.

Imagine a Lex Express with Big Poppa Pump. And calling Yokozuna fat in every promo.

 

[Hijo de D. Woodchucks Jr.]

Imagine a Lex Express with Big Poppa Pump. And calling Yokozuna fat in every promo.

I have no idea how to do it, but replacing All-American Lex with Scott Steiner at his loudest wouldn't just be hilarious, but he would have probably been Stone Cold before years Austin was.

Yokozuna! Ya look like you ate all the rice in Chyna, and then asked fer seconds! You need to a buncha World Heavyweight Title replicas just so they wrap around YOUR FAT ASS!!

 

[PS1gamenwatch]

I have no idea how to do it, but replacing All-American Lex with Scott Steiner at his loudest wouldn't just be hilarious, but he would have probably been Stone Cold before years Austin was.

Yokozuna! Ya look like you ate all the rice in Chyna, and then asked fer seconds! You need to a buncha World Heavyweight Title replicas just so they wrap around YOUR FAT ASS!!

What would his feud against Ludvig Borga look like? Yeah they wrestled but this was Pre-Big Bad Booty Daddy.

 

[Dog Rough]

Spoiler: Politisperging

I liked McCool in the early 10s and while I agree with her more on politics than I ever will with Transhausen and Chick Molester Profligate, she has become a walking negative stereotype of a right wing Karen/trailer queen.
Was the pussy that good that it made Taker lose his balls? Was Sara that bad? Does Taker think McCool is really that out of his league he’s lucky to have scored her?

Undertaker is zesty these days. Hes a Blue Oyster biker now.

 

[cypocryphy]

Maybe years that end in 6 are not good ones for WWE.

1986: WrestleMania 2 has a terrible card and Vince thought simulcasting it from three different cities was a good idea
1996: WCW begins dominating WWE in the Monday Night War
2006: The second year of Super Cena, the Great Khali debuts, and the beginning of WWECW
2016: Roman Reigns is pushed to the moon despite the fan reaction
2026: A dream WM match has its build ruined by celebrities and a massive amount of wrestlers getting release angers fans

WM2 itself may have not been that good, but the WWF itself was red hot in 1986. Not a bad year for them at all. I personally enjoyed 1996 WWF from about the Summer onward.

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

kevin nash was raped inbetween 1986 and 1996, coincidence? i think not!