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Now that you say this, I'm thinking Caden might have connections to people who make fake IDs.
I think we've entered the "hardcore motherfucker from the streets of Virgina" phase of Chris's life.
Containment Random Chris Updates
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I think we've entered the "hardcore motherfucker from the streets of Virgina" phase of Chris's life.
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Two relevant threads if anyone cares to watch them.
No mention of Chris, although someone made a sarcastic remark about him.
No mention of Chris, although someone made a sarcastic remark about him.
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It's actually not - the term you're thinking of is 'ponut' which isn't necessarily better because it's still weird, but the panel itself is unironically just decorating donuts themed to ponies, much the same way you'd make themed cupcakes.So... uh... Yeah. If it turns out that he is actually there, and since Chris loves his junk food, there's a possibility that he has partaken in an event themed around zoophilia.
Patti was maybe the first creature in Chris's life to show unconditional affection to Chris. For a guy that can't socialize properly worth a damn, she really was 'man's best friend'.
Though that does bring up a minor note: Chris never got another pet after the death of Sorbet. I have to wonder if it's a mix of simply not being able to go to a pet store (since Sorbet was a stray) and Caden flat out forbidding pets in the house. Likely the latter given the Chandler pets were never housebroken and if Caden lives at the house as well, obviously he doesn't want to have to handle things he knows Chris flat out would refuse to.
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Well let's see what we got here...
This was only a random choice of many possible quotes from that thread shitshow.
Real quality posters at 4Chan these days.
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Ackshully, that second thread is about a different con that already happened last month, though it's run by the same people who are running Neighcon.
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Reminder that Chris always records his videos weeks if not months earlier, then spreads them out to make it look like he keeps making new content or that he's definitely not travelling oversea. And now he's taking a suspiciously long break from Cameo but rest assured he will keep posting his boring Transformers videos somewhat regularly.
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Not really.
Chris had been talking about being a tranny with a field agent (I won't name who) and that field agent said, "Do what feels right with you" (paraphrased) and Chris took it and ran with it. The Tomboys & Tomgirls of Virginia was just another attempt at a Trolling Train, which didn't work as well. I mean, sure, the field agent could've tried to talk him out of it, but it's Chris and he's pretty stubborn
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Tranny schizophrenic Chris is a big fucking bore and I desperately miss the days when he was back at his parents house at 14 Branchland court raving about trolls. The "I'm Jesus Sonichu the third and I declare blah blah blah" is just nothing to me. It's nothing content. It's mentally ill ramblings with no value.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure we're at the point now where Chris has been e-famous as a tranny for longer than he ever was when he was just Chris?
I'm pretty sure he's claimed to be a troon since like 2015? But even before that he was claiming some weird female soul/tomgirl type shit.
IMO, the vast majority of people who know about Chris, even here, have only known him as a troon.
Now tbf, most of his current popularity comes from shit like the Geno doc and everything that's come out of that, but even the OG sachumo doc didn't come out until 2015, technically post troon-Chris.
I don't wanna claim that you weren't there for the original magic, but just that essentially Chris's entire fame stems from a period that is almost 20 years old, and that most people weren't there for sadly.
I don't fall into that category though since I learned about Chris from my buddy's cousin showing us the video where he claims to recycle semen back in 2007
Memes aside, I really do wish there was more actual Chris content, or at least interesting updates that weren't psychotic troon slop.
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Yes. We had 6 years of male Chris 2008-2014 (he was discovered in 2007 but little trolling happened that year so I don't really count it) and now we've had fucking 12 of tranny Chris. Oh and if you count the "tom girl" years of 2011 through 2013 we really only had 3 years of gender normal Chris.
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God, I'm so far behind. How long has that been his video intro? The shit with the panty shots is killing me.
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For a little while. It was actually made by Bella.
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Lmao, of course.
Wait, he's talking shit about her psychopathic ass, but still using her intro? I know Chris is literally retarded, come the fuck on.
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im surpised ppl hadnt used Sora.AI on Chris
to delude him further with his sonichus
by making Sora.AI clips of them denouncing Chris.
to delude him further with his sonichus
by making Sora.AI clips of them denouncing Chris.
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They were both active. Pretty sure that video was from HarmonyCon before he got thrown out of it.
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Cant wait for Chris to make Sonichu island, it was promised to us 3,000 years ago.
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More people need to call him Christopher, instead of whatever bullshit "special snowflake" names he insists all call him. Even "Christian" is a lolcow name he chose himself.
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Huh, I haven't checked in on Chris stuff in a long time. He looks a lot better than he did the last time I saw him, but maybe that's because he ditched the blue hair.