@Mound Dweller cooking thread - Welcome to 5 star br*t*sh cuisine n’wah

anliteralidiot said:
What if he blended his veggies into a very fine consistency, and mixed them into sauces? You can pour the mush into an ice cube tray, and freeze individual veggie-cubes for easy mixing and consumption. I do this to get more veggies into my diet, and you hardly notice them in sauces.
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Yes 1777938408356.png why don't I just mash up everything into slopcubes, hey 1777938502747.png would it be more like baby food, or perhaps dog food? Why yes 1777938438663.png this totally isn't something even astronauts would be expected to put up, damn 1777938457361.png even conscripts in a trench eat better. Tell me 1777938480842.png, do you think I too am a 1777938528118.png?
AMHOLIO said:
Watch your mouth young man, Dr. Otterly is giving you some good mothering you need. :jaceknife:
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I swear to zombie jesus, if this becomes another one of those "maternal instincts" scenarios then I'm graduating this shit up to a self defence situation :really:
 
anliteralidiot said:
What if he blended his veggies into a very fine consistency, and mixed them into sauces? You can pour the mush into an ice cube tray, and freeze individual veggie-cubes for easy mixing and consumption. I do this to get more veggies into my diet, and you hardly notice them in sauces.
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Is it really that hard for angloids and americans to do a simple mirepoix? Good god
 
@Otterly Can you give me a rough idea of how you incorporate Courgette into a Chocolate Muffin? I'm equal parts intrigued and horrified.

@Mound Dweller How about veggie burgers? I have never been fully anti vegetables, but I was a lot worse than I used to be and I found fast food vegetarian burgers could actually be pretty good. I even learned how to make them myself.
 
I did a bean patty once, and the cheese was made out of cashew milk. Every single item on the burger was vegan

It was tasty, but nowhere as satisfying as a real, true and honest cheeseburger. Very expensive to make too
 
Johnny Dipp said:
@Otterly Can you give me a rough idea of how you incorporate Courgette into a Chocolate Muffin? I'm equal parts intrigued and horrified.
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Look up zucchini bread recipes. Take that and add cocoa powder and maybe a little extra fat.

Also, I had to look up what the fuck a courgette was and was a bit surprised to learn that it's just zucchini. TIL.
 
souschef said:
I did a bean patty once, and the cheese was made out of cashew milk. Every single item on the burger was vegan

It was tasty, but nowhere as satisfying as a real, true and honest cheeseburger. Very expensive to make too
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It's a different beast for sure. If you go in expecting meat you are going to be dissapointed. Vegan is even more of a downgrade from Vegetarian though, the version I'd buy and eventually make myself allowed for eggs and real cheese.

Apparently Vegans ruined restaurants for Vegetarians. I feel for them because they were way less annoying than Vegans and some of their food actually tasted good.
 
Johnny Dipp said:
It's a different beast for sure. If you go in expecting meat you are going to be dissapointed. Vegan is even more of a downgrade from Vegetarian though, the version I'd buy and eventually make myself allowed for eggs and real cheese.

Apparently Vegans ruined restaurants for Vegetarians. I feel for them because they were way less annoying than Vegans and some of their food actually tasted good.
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I think vegan food can be very tasty, the problem is that vegans try to market fake food trying to mimic animal-based products. I'll never come out right. The vegan patty threw me off because of the lack of fat, texture plays a big role if you're expecting protein on the dish
 
souschef said:
I think vegan food can be very tasty
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What's the best vegan food you could recommend?

Not to be argumentative or anything like that. I'm guessing from your username you actually know what you are talking about. (and also the more we talk about vegetables the more we will be bothering the cullinary terrorist that this thread is dedicated to)
 
Johnny Dipp said:
What's the best vegan food you could recommend?

Not to be argumentative or anything like that. I'm guessing from your username you actually know what you are talking about. (and also the more we talk about vegetables the more we will be bothering the cullinary terrorist that this thread is dedicated to)
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Anything not made in an attempt of mimicking animal products is fine. Plenty of antipasto and entrees are vegan if you think about it

I don't have a personal favorite, it can range from ratatouille to thai sticky rice and mango
 
Mound Dweller said:
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i may be stupid, and i'm most certainly pretty dumb.......
but you've gotta be retarded to need all this help eating your veggies! :lol:
 
i am consuming the vegetable right now

i feel stronger already and i will disassemble @Mound Dweller piece by piece with the power of the nutrients
 
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