🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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When will Bossman get back on the (crack)rocks

  • Less than a month

    Votes: 494 51.9%

  • 1-3 months

    Votes: 136 14.3%

  • 3-6 months

    Votes: 31 3.3%

  • 6-12 months

    Votes: 5 0.5%

  • Type 5 if you don't care about any of that lame drugs shit I'm gonna be clean forever bros

    Votes: 285 30.0%
  • Total voters
    951
  • Poll closed .
Where is Bossman? Is he free? Is he streaming?
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SandyCat said:
That's at least 5 brand new Honda Civics we'll never get :stress:
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Last night on Last Week Tonight, Jon Oliver reacted to a tv news story that said some lady spent so much money on kratom that she could have bought 4 Honda Civics.

He thought that was a really weird way to measure money.

I didn't think it was weird.
 
Chongqing said:
Last night on Last Week Tonight, Jon Oliver reacted to a tv news story that said some lady spent so much money on kratom that she could have bought 4 Honda Civics.

He thought that was a really weird way to measure money.

I didn't think it was weird.
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I for one am glad that the normies are FINALLY catching up and using Honda Civics as a unit of value. Better late than never.
 
Flaming Dumpster said:
Can season fags just fucking kill themselves already? Where did this gay shit even come from anyway? Up until the middle of last year its use to describe the ongoing saga of BossmanJack's life was practically non-existent.

It doesn't even make sense anyway. Season 8, season 9, what the fuck are you talking about? Where do these seasons begin and end? Up until BossmanJack's arrest in the middle of 2024, he was streaming continuously from the moment the thread was created with no interruption greater than a day even when he was catching bans and losing sponsorships daily.

By the definition of seasonfags, this is "Season 1", right? Just ignore the part where like 10 million different things happened during this golden era of BossmanJack. Yeah it's just season 1 and huehuehue wonder if they'll bring back the writers from that XD

Fucking faggots. Fucking idiotic beyond belief. Hopefully Bossman gets a year in jail so you niggers all die of starvation in the content drought.
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Type a 5 if this guy’s being a weirdo.
 
So yeah it's been a while since the last stream from Bossmanjack, as such I need to address a couple of things that have cropped up. Yes, I'm aware of the crack dealer interview. Yes, I'm aware he was arrested in 2026. Yes, he will continue to make degenerate choices once his jail time concludes. Now many of you have been very patient in waiting for these seasons and $160k, and for that I’m very grateful. Others of you have not been so patient to the point where I’m actually taking time out of this post to talk about it. Let me say this once again, since apparently it was not made clear when this gambling series began. Bossmanjack seasons have no set schedule. Seasons are done when they’re done and will be released when they’re done.
 
lol cow supreme said:
The judge has the discretion to re-instate up to the already set sentence. Meaning he could just get probation (he got it last time his probation was violated) or since he was halfway through his probation, he'd get half way through his time, or 18 months. If you see it pop up as some odd number of days thats to take credit for any time served if allowed.

Your prior sentence is not automatically imposed, but you cannot get more than your prior sentence. They often do not give the entire sentence back halfway through unless the violations are severe and numerous. Austin just has had 4 oopsie doodles and a pending felony charge which would bring a 5th probation oopsie doodle.
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I think the more worrying thing for him is the Probation Oopsie Doodles are now united with the new felony drug charges before the same Judge at the same time. That's a pretty good warning sign that he is probably well and truly fucked. He also should not have offered to fuck the Judges Mom.
 
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GEEKBARDOODLEJUMP said:
I think it's already been said, but it truly is hilarious how this last season finally turned everyone into a rat it's almost poetic. There was a long period of time where if u even hinted at the fact you didn't think austin was a good person or were not rooting for him you would be downvoted to hell and told to go back to reddit, as opposed to people begging for him to go back to jail and laughing at this final downfall.
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How about another joke, Bossman?

What do you get, when you cross an online gamba audience, with a Nontent Junkie that abandons them and treats them like trash?

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU GET, YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE !

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IN DEFENSE OF THE SEASON FAGS: I always liked it as a cheeky Trailer Park Boys reference (season start when the boys get out of jail and end when the boys go back to jail). Referring to the times as "eras" or even separating by gamba sponsor would probably be better. At the end of the day it's a crackhead gambling addict, who gives a shit.
 
HexFag said:
IN DEFENSE OF THE SEASON FAGS: I always liked it as a cheeky Trailer Park Boys reference (season start when the boys get out of jail and end when the boys go back to jail). Referring to the times as "eras" or even separating by gamba sponsor would probably be better. At the end of the day it's a crackhead gambling addict, who gives a shit.
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This thread isn't about laughing at a crackhead. It's about the ethics of laughing at a crackhead.
 
break these cuffs said:
This thread isn't about laughing at a crackhead. It's about the ethics of laughing at a crackhead.
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This thread isn't just about the ethics of laughing at a crackhead. It's about the logistics of HOW a crackhead gambling addict can operate in modern society.
 
HexFag said:
This thread isn't just about the ethics of laughing at a crackhead. It's about the logistics of HOW a crackhead gambling addict can operate in modern society.
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I thought this was a thread for discussing food - Big Bufords, cars - Honda Civics, rodentology - for the NERDS, and your mom - DTPN!!
 
This thread is and will always be a thread strictly about federal and Virginia state tax consequences of income earned from gambling and losing it all every day, they just take and take, rat!!!!!!!!!!!!​
 
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As per boots on the ground (RATS), this is what has been reported. Make of this what you will. Inshallah bossman gets his lawyer to post bond.
 
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