💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

[ChefOptimusCunt]

Andy was never hit by a car.

This is my favourite one of his dubious claims. The archive of his comments regarding the car incident early on, he says that he may have fallen off his bike and he doesn't remember. The pictures of his injuries (at least to me) don't really point to him having been hit by a car either

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Timmies is shit enough these days, i don't need Baby Andy fucking it up worse...

That said, if he did come up here he could pull his "i can't feel the cold" bit in -50 or lower. You feel that mighty fast, and people freezing to death does happen even in the lesser cold. Hell, if he did that somewhere rural the coyotes might drag him off.

I just don't get why he can't be banned from services meant for actually diabled people, or shoved into a mental hospital until he smartens up.

I'd like to see him try it at that temp.

Last time he did that with the cops he was visibly shaking and chattering his teeth while trying to convince them he didn't feel cold while trying to get them to come inside with him.

 

[Elderly beef taco]

This is my favourite one of his dubious claims. The archive of his comments regarding the car incident early on, he says that he may have fallen off his bike and he doesn't remember. The pictures of his injuries (at least to me) don't really point to him having been hit by a car either

So, i can make a weird point here: i was legit hit by a truck when riding a bike ages ago and only had a bruise on my thigh. Bastard pushed me into the middle of a road from the end of an alley (he motioned me to go and then tried to ram me, didn't get any traction though so it wasn't high speed) and aside a weird deep tissue mass where i bruised it never showed any sign.

Then again, i didn't fall or anything, so that's why i had almost no injury.

He could have been hit. But not that hard.

 

[InstituteCutie 2415]

While watching through the phone call recordings with APS/Crisis Services/Royal, etc. I've noticed that no matter who Andy is talking to he just sounds like he's always in the worst bad mood ever all of the fucking time. The only times when he expresses even a semblance of joy is whenever he believes he's screwing someone else over or "getting them in trouble" which I don't think he genuinely has ever gotten any of these organizations in trouble, but where does that weird desire come from? You could say that he enjoys making others miserable, but even that doesn't exactly cover it, it's one of the strangest things I've ever seen.

 

[ChefOptimusCunt]

So, i can make a weird point here: i was legit hit by a truck when riding a bike ages ago and only had a bruise on my thigh. Bastard pushed me into the middle of a road from the end of an alley (he motioned me to go and then tried to ram me, didn't get any traction though so it wasn't high speed) and aside a weird deep tissue mass where i bruised it never showed any sign.

Then again, i didn't fall or anything, so that's why i had almost no injury.

He could have been hit. But not that hard.

The damage seemed to be isolated to his face & head, it also seemed to be congruent with simply falling at slow/medium speeds and lacking the experience of how to save yourself from a fall, I've taken similar spills drunk on a skateboard. It's roadrash and cuts, I could be wrong but I don't recall any contusions or signs of blunt force like what you're talking about with your experience. I'd fairly confidently assert that Andy was never actually hit by a car, especially given his tendancy to lie

 

[Moar Krabs]

I watched one of his more recent videos.

Joe and Tawm had just finished having dinner together. Joe's room is all cleaned up, he's got a new desk, he's talking about 3D printing, and helping his dad plant a garden and clean up the rest of the house. Joe says that despite his mobility issues, his father is doing well. Tawm is playing guitar in the background throughout the video, clearly enjoying himself.

For the first time in his life, Tornado Amdy isn't there screaming, shitting, blaring his AAC, smashing his head into the wall, and trying to make everything about him. He can finally just come home from work, have dinner with his dad who he is close with, and they can then both do something they enjoy independently.

The last thing in the world I'd want to talk about is the artillery shell I just dodged.

At least they put their foot down and tell Andy that he cant live their and can only visit

 

[A-Stump]

This is my favourite one of his dubious claims. The archive of his comments regarding the car incident early on, he says that he may have fallen off his bike and he doesn't remember. The pictures of his injuries (at least to me) don't really point to him having been hit by a car either

Well, here's something people don't seem to consider

Andy is very vindictive. He remembers things that happened to him for years and it pricks at him. Guess who one of his main targets for that ire are? The police. He will blame them up and down for everything. Anything. He'll make shit up about them.

Not about finding the perpetrator of his hit and run though. Kinda weird, aint it? This is a man who won't shut up about all his legal options and how he's been fucked over. Yet he never mentions the guy who ran him over. Or the police failing to catch him. Keep in mind, he'll bring up minor incidents ten years back as to why they failed him.

As a victim of a crime though? Crickets. Nada. You can look all through his videos and never find him talking about it. And those 'other eight times'? Nope. Think about the frequency in which he calls the police.

It's very very strange why he never mentions being bothered by the fact they never caught this mysterious vehicular assailant. I want everyone believing his story to chew on that for a few seconds. Really roll it around your heads.

 

[DaLieDetector]

This SA didn't happen. Andy is the only SA artist in the family.

Andy was never hit by a car.
Andy doesn't have Incontinence.
Andy doesn't have autism.

If Andy is anything, he is a liar.

Also, do you think his parents used this supposed SA as an excuse for their pathetic parenting and how they themselves created this monster? I mean it couldn’t possibly be them and their enabling, it had to be something like SA to explain away Andy’s sociopathic behavior and their failed parenting.