💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

Andy was never hit by a car.
This is my favourite one of his dubious claims. The archive of his comments regarding the car incident early on, he says that he may have fallen off his bike and he doesn't remember. The pictures of his injuries (at least to me) don't really point to him having been hit by a car either
 
Timmies is shit enough these days, i don't need Baby Andy fucking it up worse...

That said, if he did come up here he could pull his "i can't feel the cold" bit in -50 or lower. You feel that mighty fast, and people freezing to death does happen even in the lesser cold. Hell, if he did that somewhere rural the coyotes might drag him off.

I just don't get why he can't be banned from services meant for actually diabled people, or shoved into a mental hospital until he smartens up.
I'd like to see him try it at that temp.

Last time he did that with the cops he was visibly shaking and chattering his teeth while trying to convince them he didn't feel cold while trying to get them to come inside with him.
 
This is my favourite one of his dubious claims. The archive of his comments regarding the car incident early on, he says that he may have fallen off his bike and he doesn't remember. The pictures of his injuries (at least to me) don't really point to him having been hit by a car either
So, i can make a weird point here: i was legit hit by a truck when riding a bike ages ago and only had a bruise on my thigh. Bastard pushed me into the middle of a road from the end of an alley (he motioned me to go and then tried to ram me, didn't get any traction though so it wasn't high speed) and aside a weird deep tissue mass where i bruised it never showed any sign.

Then again, i didn't fall or anything, so that's why i had almost no injury.

He could have been hit. But not that hard.
 
While watching through the phone call recordings with APS/Crisis Services/Royal, etc. I've noticed that no matter who Andy is talking to he just sounds like he's always in the worst bad mood ever all of the fucking time. The only times when he expresses even a semblance of joy is whenever he believes he's screwing someone else over or "getting them in trouble" which I don't think he genuinely has ever gotten any of these organizations in trouble, but where does that weird desire come from? You could say that he enjoys making others miserable, but even that doesn't exactly cover it, it's one of the strangest things I've ever seen.
 
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