DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
    222
  • Poll closed .
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Cannot emphasize enough what a disgusting greasy slob he looked like today. I know, he looks like that every day, but the fucking chest hair exposure on this new 10 dollar Amazon shirt really amps it up. This is not a man who should ever bare his chest hair.

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Burn In Hell Burnell said:
Cannot emphasize enough what a disgusting greasy slob he looked like today. I know, he looks like that every day, but the fucking chest hair exposure on this new 10 dollar Amazon shirt really amps it up. This is not a man who should ever bare his chest hair.
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When he stood up to leave or comeback to his chair, his body and movements reminded me of my late grand mother who was 98 years old. He's 44 years old.
 
GibMoneyPls said:
It was ONE comment in his chat. I dont remember who it was. Could have been a random. Someone told him he looked jacked im a combination of words that really gave him a huge ego boost. It was someone being sarcastic of course, but that doesnt matter to his fried brain.
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That's the magic of the DSP Method. All he needs is that one comment, sarcastic or not, to confirm his narcissistic reality, as long as he gets that one comment he can write everyone else that disagrees off as trolls and detractors. That's why when the whole chat is against him he gets real butthurt real quick.
GibMoneyPls said:
It really is baffling what this guy considers a successful and happy life. Just having "wife" and "house" and "im getting a controller before you guys". It's crazy. Just having other people know he possesses "things" is his ENTIRE existence. Been years and it still confuses the shit out of me.
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I think it's because it's the only way in which he can provably say and show he's sussessful. Any other measure of success he fails, and his brain can't cope, so success must just be "things" then right?
 
Iron Hamster said:
LMAO! This clown is wearing a pair of pajamas over his mother's nightgown!

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Phil wears pajamas more than lazy college students do, which is saying a lot. There is something funny about him not seeing anything wrong with sitting in your pajamas all day long as a 40+ year old adult.

Also just realized something... dumbass takes a break to go for a walk. Is he a retard who puts on pants just to do that, then goes back to pajamas? Or does he go out like that? Either way is retarded and fitting for the Burnells.
 
johnkimble123 said:
Phil wears pajamas more than lazy college students do, which is saying a lot. There is something funny about him not seeing anything wrong with sitting in your pajamas all day long as a 40+ year old adult.

Also just realized something... dumbass takes a break to go for a walk. Is he a retard who puts on pants just to do that, then goes back to pajamas? Or does he go out like that? Either way is retarded and fitting for the Burnells.
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He's lying is how he takes his walks. We have seen him get an Amazon delivery from his front porch and he is out of breath when he comes back into the studio style office, there is no chance in hell he is walking around outside on a 15-20 min break. It would take him that long just to figure out how to tie his shoes. He 100% goes downstairs and sits on the couch or goes to lay in his bed, which he has said in the past he does on 'breaks'.

He is walking less than 1000 steps a day on average, guaranteed.
 
johnkimble123 said:
Also just realized something... dumbass takes a break to go for a walk. Is he a retard who puts on pants just to do that, then goes back to pajamas? Or does he go out like that? Either way is retarded and fitting for the Burnells.
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You think that paranoid tub of lard and ozempic goes out to walk? At best he takes a walk to the fridge, find his whale of a wife beached in front of it while devouring the contents, realize he can't get to anything from it and go sit down, if we're feeling generous he might add a trip to the toilet
 
johnkimble123 said:
Also just realized something... dumbass takes a break to go for a walk. Is he a retard who puts on pants just to do that, then goes back to pajamas? Or does he go out like that? Either way is retarded and fitting for the Burnells.
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Remember by DSP standards going to his mailbox counts as going for a walk and is all the excercise he needs for a few days once done.
 
johnkimble123 said:
Phil wears pajamas more than lazy college students do, which is saying a lot. There is something funny about him not seeing anything wrong with sitting in your pajamas all day long as a 40+ year old adult.

Also just realized something... dumbass takes a break to go for a walk. Is he a retard who puts on pants just to do that, then goes back to pajamas? Or does he go out like that? Either way is retarded and fitting for the Burnells.
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That is a fantastic point. Now, I'm not a walk-believer anyway but is he really going out in those piss and shit stained sweatpants? To play devil's advocate I will say that he could be wearing a swimsuit again today, it kinda looks like one and he's worn them before, and I could see him going out in that. But again, he's "feeding the woodland critters"? Come on. He's not changing, I'll tell you that much.

But it's kinda like how he doesn't even think about the fact that he leaves the house only once a week. That isn't something he sees as wrong or shameful. If Kat wasn't there he could die and it could theoretically be almost a full week before anyone even noticed (other than the dents on stream but what are they gonna do). I supposed Doody might be deranged enough to call a wellness check or something but otherwise it would have to be his weekly call with his parents that tipped someone off. Other than that he is in that house, alone for all intents and purposes, day after day, month after month, with one trip a week to get groceries. I struggle to think of the last day I didn't leave the house at all, maybe last time it snowed really bad?

It's just crazy the things he accepts because he has no friends or social interaction to show him it isn't normal and he has literally zero internal motivation to better himself. The only reason he ever betters himself is so that we stop making fun of him, and he knows we will never stop ("moving the goalpost" as he calls it), but it's that splinter in his psyche that he can't stop worrying because as much as the narcissism tries to protect his ego, deep down he knows that a lot of the stuff we say... we're right :/ and he may not know why it bothers him, but it bothers him, and he just can't let it go. Rent free, as they say.
 
Burn In Hell Burnell said:
Cannot emphasize enough what a disgusting greasy slob he looked like today. I know, he looks like that every day, but the fucking chest hair exposure on this new 10 dollar Amazon shirt really amps it up. This is not a man who should ever bare his chest hair.

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He's making literally unwatchable content. The weird 30 minute stall with phil while he awkwardly danced around and gave excuses for why no fightcade or SF6 to sit there swaying and sniping at chat was totally insane shit.
 
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Left is 2023 someone posted earlier. Right is like yesterday or something. I will say, could be camera but his forearms looks a lot skinnier (Ozempic will do that).
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I really think he thinks he looks like this. Little bit of a gut but otherwise he's fit as fuck. You have a gin gut, tits, and recently you showed us your bingo wings. Just be content to be a fat sack of crap, Phil, it's fine. No one expected any more from you until you started flexing on camera, just stop talking about it and this can all go away again. You aren't skinny, healthy, fit, strong, none of it. You are, and always will be, a fat useless faggot, just accept it and move on bro the flexing and fitness talk is well past cringe and into sad at this point.

eta - I didn't even notice but he was looking at OBS even back in 2023 too :lit: a modern day Narcissus
 
Burn In Hell Burnell said:
I know this is a common cope about Phillip and something retarded tourists say all the time, but I'm beginning to wonder if the flexing is some kind of attempt at ragebait. Between his recent attempts to "own da memes" and use troll titles/clickbait for video titles and thumbnails, and the constant flexing with his smug "I'm trolling you guise" expression and dying seagull laugh, it's really starting to feel forced.

I fully expect at some point in the future of this hell we live in, he's going to make a big deal out of how he was never serious about it and it was just to drive the troles crazy. You should see how they freaked out every time I did it, dood! You think I care about my MUSCLES? Ah ah ah ah ah.
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I think he’s trying to do something and while it’s not working, it’s effective. Raw Phil’s viewership is UNDER ATTACK and I, personally, find myself ffwing through the retarded workout/fitness talk.
 
BPD Gunt Rider said:
IF Kat is walking with him, then she's waddling out there in her piss-stained muumuu, so he's supporting her.
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Speaking of fatty, Phil accidentally revealed something the other day.

When he was talking about the other living room/den/whatever the fuck it's called, he said "Kat needed somewhere where she could relax while he was streaming". We know she likely got fired from folding 4 pairs of jeans everyday, which tells me she's basically Phil but without streaming, and somehow lazier.

Hey she has a roof over herself, and never has to pay for a meal, so congrats to her. You love to see 2 con artists find each other like that.
 
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