The would you rather thread

Chicha Drinker said:
Would you rather have incredibly messy shits 3x a week, (like 20+ wipes messy) that are painless, or have dry, painful shits 3x a month? Diet doesnt affect your bowel movements and you have no negative health reprecussions either way.
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I’ll take the unlimited dookie glitch. There’s something oddly satisfying about unloading a large volume of mud spatter versus forcing a rock through a marble tunnel.

Would you rather watch George Washington and Abraham Lincoln debate, or play each other in one-on-one basketball?
 
Pig Cups said:
Would you rather watch George Washington and Abraham Lincoln debate, or play each other in one-on-one basketball?
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One on one basketball. I hope it's like NBA Street.

I made a thread of this, but I want to ask again. Would you rather be lost in the hood or the countryside late at night?
 
Country side. Wild animals are more predictable than niggers.
Would you rather be stuck loving a real person (non celebrity, someone you know personally i.e. friend/coworker) who will never love you back, or be in love with a fictional character that you know will never be real?
 
Pig Cups said:
While retards are the zeroes in all other areas, they could potentially be the kings of scat porn.
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Just shut the site down, Jesus Christ.
That being said, i also choose the 500lb asshole. Would you rather be sent back in time and born as Fallenchungus to live for 150 years, or would you rather be dropped into chris chan 6th through 12th grade and have to loop chris's middle and high school days for 100 years?
Some notes.
If you choose frank, you do not have to work, since chris wouldn't have to work either.
You don't keep your mind, you become the other person for your alloted time and then when times up you are you again.
In both scenarios you would never be allowed to mentally age, just to make franks harder. No stoicism here, you're young Frank for the whole time.
 
Be Frank. I don’t know who he is.

Would you rather play an unoptimized game on the tail end of a console generation or play the worse game from the last generation?
 
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