The would you rather thread

Would you rather have incredibly messy shits 3x a week, (like 20+ wipes messy) that are painless, or have dry, painful shits 3x a month? Diet doesnt affect your bowel movements and you have no negative health reprecussions either way.
I’ll take the unlimited dookie glitch. There’s something oddly satisfying about unloading a large volume of mud spatter versus forcing a rock through a marble tunnel.

Would you rather watch George Washington and Abraham Lincoln debate, or play each other in one-on-one basketball?
 
Would you rather watch George Washington and Abraham Lincoln debate, or play each other in one-on-one basketball?
One on one basketball. I hope it's like NBA Street.

I made a thread of this, but I want to ask again. Would you rather be lost in the hood or the countryside late at night?
 
Country side. Wild animals are more predictable than niggers.
Would you rather be stuck loving a real person (non celebrity, someone you know personally i.e. friend/coworker) who will never love you back, or be in love with a fictional character that you know will never be real?
 
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