The would you rather thread

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Chicha Drinker said:
Would you rather have incredibly messy shits 3x a week, (like 20+ wipes messy) that are painless, or have dry, painful shits 3x a month? Diet doesnt affect your bowel movements and you have no negative health reprecussions either way.
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I’ll take the unlimited dookie glitch. There’s something oddly satisfying about unloading a large volume of mud spatter versus forcing a rock through a marble tunnel.

Would you rather watch George Washington and Abraham Lincoln debate, or play each other in one-on-one basketball?
 
Pig Cups said:
Would you rather watch George Washington and Abraham Lincoln debate, or play each other in one-on-one basketball?
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One on one basketball. I hope it's like NBA Street.

I made a thread of this, but I want to ask again. Would you rather be lost in the hood or the countryside late at night?
 
Country side. Wild animals are more predictable than niggers.
Would you rather be stuck loving a real person (non celebrity, someone you know personally i.e. friend/coworker) who will never love you back, or be in love with a fictional character that you know will never be real?
 
Pig Cups said:
While retards are the zeroes in all other areas, they could potentially be the kings of scat porn.
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Just shut the site down, Jesus Christ.
That being said, i also choose the 500lb asshole. Would you rather be sent back in time and born as Fallenchungus to live for 150 years, or would you rather be dropped into chris chan 6th through 12th grade and have to loop chris's middle and high school days for 100 years?
Some notes.
If you choose frank, you do not have to work, since chris wouldn't have to work either.
You don't keep your mind, you become the other person for your alloted time and then when times up you are you again.
In both scenarios you would never be allowed to mentally age, just to make franks harder. No stoicism here, you're young Frank for the whole time.
 
Be Frank. I don’t know who he is.

Would you rather play an unoptimized game on the tail end of a console generation or play the worse game from the last generation?
 
The Last Stand said:
Be Frank. I don’t know who he is.

Would you rather play an unoptimized game on the tail end of a console generation or play the worse game from the last generation?
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Unoptimized game. Madden 17 is a example, it's not the greatest but for the 360 it gets the job done

Would you rather never eat oreos/cookies again, or you have to make all your ice cream handmade?
 
Intelligence. Ignorance is bliss and there's power in numbers.

Would you rather be able to digest anything (except yourself) problem-free or be able to perfectly replicate a previously cooked recipe every time?
 
Pig Cups said:
No. 2- at least I’m not guaranteed to die horribly, and I could possibly score a decent inheritance once he kicks the bucket, which’ll be sooner than later. At least I won’t have to bend over (EJ doesn’t strike me as a top), and his libido’s probably diminished- he and his partner didn’t even use the personalized cock rings given to them by Eminem. It’d probably be about as easy as being David Geffen’s boytoy, at this point.

Would you rather live in a world where massive afros were mandatory for all members of government, or a world where it was legal (in fact, encouraged) to crucify mimes?
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Seeing as my grandad's biological dad was at least either a dodgy Italian, Pole, Ukrainian, or a black man of some sort, then the Afro Law it is. Not to blow my own trumpet, but I reckon I'd rock the look. Like a whiter Phil Lynott.

Would you rather be able to digest anything (except yourself) problem-free or be able to perfectly replicate a previously cooked recipe every time?
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Digestion all the way, babycakes.
 
The Last Stand said:
Would you rather sacrifice charisma or intelligence?
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Intelligence. Charisma can take you a long way- think about those fat, schlubby guys who aren’t wealthy, but manage to pull in hot girlfriends/wives. Or Chris Gardner, who went from literal rags to riches. A little rizz can help you tremendously. Much more so than being extremely intelligent in an area that nobody knows/cares about.

Would you rather drool Drano, or exhale Raid?
 
Pig Cups said:
Would you rather drool Drano, or exhale Raid?
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Exhale Raid. Very handy in the summer. Wait, could I still inhale oxygen to breathe? I assume RAID is bug repellent.

Would you rather be aboard a plane that has to crash land or a sinking ship?
 
The Last Stand said:
Exhale Raid. Very handy in the summer. Wait, could I still inhale oxygen to breathe? I assume RAID is bug repellent.
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Yes and yes. Crash land? Sinking ship it is.

Would you rather have the ability to fly but be afraid of heights, or be able to turn yourself invisible but be a compulsive masturbator?
 
Pig Cups said:
Would you rather have the ability to fly but be afraid of heights, or be able to turn yourself invisible but be a compulsive masturbator?
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Invisible. Nobody can see me.

Would you rather dance with Ava Gardner but she smells sweaty or having brunch with Marilyn Monroe but she has Tourette’s every few words?
 
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