I don't know how Phil used to have robust facial hair and his "goatee" turned into the patchy greying disaster it's been for years now. And then why he dyes his hair but not the goatee.
Not to be a dick but he absolutely 100% dyes his hair. Check the last family streams of Dentdoko Island or the not-a-pregnancy-announcement, he gets matching dyes with his BBW. His hair decolors a little bit sometimes when he doesn't go to Twirls & Curls as often. He's been more on the ball about this lately. And his bank statements checked out with getting a haircut and a dye, as well. I don't recall the exact numbers but it was far too much to be just a cut at a barbershop.
And really rather tellingly if you check some Yung Pigroach streams, even his May The Bust stream, his hair used to be a DIFFERENT SHADE OF BLACK. I am too lazy to pull up the vids but if anyone wants to go right ahead. The Pigroach dyes his hair the darkest Jet Black they have at his shop. Kat does too. No question.
It's just another retarded thing where he won't admit it because it'd be giving us a W. No one cares, really, I mean, it is very much a faggoty thing to do, specially at a woman's hairdresser, but he IS a closeted flamer, so... I dunno, maybe Kat did it to help him find his inner queen or something.
EDIT: All of the family's streams. Again, if Phil wasn't a functional retard, he would have figured that showing us the Fat Kat with matching hair dyes would get us to clock him immediately... Because he probably wouldn't clock that, and he's the smartest person he knows.
Furthermore it's a mo-wife thing where he had dates with his mom where they mallwalked and he's forced both Leanna and Khet to do the same thing. He probably went to the hair salon with Linda, so he just kept going with Panda and now he goes with Kat.
Second Edit: 2012 Yung Pigroach:
You can see there's differences in the tone of his hair. It's still shoepolish black, sure, but it's got lighter tones. 2024 and further Phil is all uniform Jet Black with absolutely no lighter spots. Keep in mind Yung Pigroach took weekly showers so the hair was oily and greasy as fuck and you can still tell when he moves that it's his color. Modern Pigroach is an exact match to Kat's color AND it has absolutely no differences across his entire head.
Mind you, dying is pretty fucking terrible for hair quality, so he's going bald on turbo speed to appear younger. Man, it'd be fun to catch him in the wild without his magic combover.
Not to be a dick but he absolutely 100% dyes his hair. Check the last family streams of Dentdoko Island or the not-a-pregnancy-announcement, he gets matching dyes with his BBW. His hair decolors a little bit sometimes when he doesn't go to Twirls & Curls as often. He's been more on the ball about this lately. And his bank statements checked out with getting a haircut and a dye, as well. I don't recall the exact numbers but it was far too much to be just a cut at a barbershop.
And really rather tellingly if you check some Yung Pigroach streams, even his May The Bust stream, his hair used to be a DIFFERENT SHADE OF BLACK. I am too lazy to pull up the vids but if anyone wants to go right ahead. The Pigroach dyes his hair the darkest Jet Black they have at his shop. Kat does too. No question.
It's just another retarded thing where he won't admit it because it'd be giving us a W. No one cares, really, I mean, it is very much a faggoty thing to do, specially at a woman's hairdresser, but he IS a closeted flamer, so... I dunno, maybe Kat did it to help him find his inner queen or something.
EDIT: All of the family's streams. Again, if Phil wasn't a functional retard, he would have figured that showing us the Fat Kat with matching hair dyes would get us to clock him immediately... Because he probably wouldn't clock that, and he's the smartest person he knows.
Furthermore it's a mo-wife thing where he had dates with his mom where they mallwalked and he's forced both Leanna and Khet to do the same thing. He probably went to the hair salon with Linda, so he just kept going with Panda and now he goes with Kat.
Shit I stand corrected, looks like youre right. I still contend hes a low T bitch though. I just assumed dying his hair would be way too much work for him, but I suppose vanity is a powerful motivator
Shit I stand corrected, looks like youre right. I still contend hes a low T bitch though. I just assumed dying his hair would be way too much work for him, but I suppose vanity is a powerful motivator
He's the definition of low T. No sex drive, patchy beard, whiny voice that's gotten higher with age, soft bodied except for his right bicep. He's a bitch.
DSP reacting to other people is so fascinating (the actual content is boring shit but the psychology behind it is interesting) because it shows just how deep his narcissism is. He literally cannot understand concepts or ideas without relating it directly to something that has happened to him. If it's not something that has happened to him it makes zero impact. His theory of mind is basically non existent. For people who don't know your theory of mind is basically how well you are able to put yourself into the shoes of others and empathize/relate with them. Phil barely can do this and when he can it ties in with his victim "dah stalker trollz" complex.
DSP reacting to other people is so fascinating (the actual content is boring shit but the psychology behind it is interesting) because it shows just how deep his narcissism is. He literally cannot understand concepts or ideas without relating it directly to something that has happened to him. If it's not something that has happened to him it makes zero impact. His theory of mind is basically non existent. For people who don't know your theory of mind is basically how well you are able to put yourself into the shoes of others and empathize/relate with them. Phil barely can do this and when he can it ties in with his victim "dah stalker trollz" complex.
Same with every interview Phil has done on his channel. They always somehow end up in Phil blabbing about himself.
And he seriously thinks he'd be running Lolcow Live or his own sussessful show doing this. He should so the rest of the Internet can know how us idiots feel hearing his coping stories for the millionth time.
Its funny how much LTG runs this faggots life. This time last year he was calling LTG a fag for telling Phil to bench press and squat a certain amount if Phil wanted to interact instead of the 5k, but eventually it led to this gay as fuck fitnesssydephil phase which led to this fag thinking these small shirts showing his chest hair were a good idea. If LTG told him to suck a dick and send him proof and he'll hop on for a few matches in SF6 Phil wouldn't have a gag reflex inside of a week.
Its funny how much LTG runs this faggots life. This time last year he was calling LTG a fag for telling Phil to bench press and squat a certain amount if Phil wanted to interact instead of the 5k, but eventually it led to this gay as fuck fitnesssydephil phase which led to this fag thinking these small shirt showing his chest hair were a good idea. If LTG told him to suck a dick and send him proof and he'll hop on for a few matches in SF6 Phil wouldn't have a gag reflex inside of a week.
Phail has taken a lot of verbal body blows over the years, but Dale's rant and pantomime of the pigroach indiscriminately grabbing shirts off the sales rack at Marshalls is one of the funniest I've heard. I still laugh thinking about it.
