😵‍💫 Skitzocow Alexander Ferguson Smith / Sifu / SifuAmbience / SifuSmith - Martial Artist perpetually beset by Scammers, Glowies, Donald Trump and Asmongold: Look at the Bitrate.

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The softer side of Sifu...

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Oh Clare! Noooooooooo!
 
Does this goober live on his own? Is he one of those rare high functioning schizos?
 
Does this goober live on his own? Is he one of those rare high functioning schizos?

He lives with his mom, she is downstairs and he is upstairs. I assume Nathan also lived there, before he got framed in to being a diddler by Trump.
 
Does this goober live on his own? Is he one of those rare high functioning schizos?
I'm also curious about this. Does he live alone or with his parents?
As Dumble says he is currently living with his mom - though he indicated in some past streams that he previously lived elsewhere, possibly with a girlfriend. I speculate that he gradually schizoed out while with her (possibly shortly after the revelations about his diddly dad) which no doubt made him a difficult housemate.
 
MY MOM'S CAR BLEW UP, IN WALMART PARKING LOT!!!!!!!
His mom's car really did blow up.
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Hmmm... I'm not an expert in fire damage, but that black and incinerated chunk on the hood paired with the oddly similarly shaped hole in the windshield is intriguing.
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Nah he ain't gay, he's just very zesty.

As Dumble says he is currently living with his mom - though he indicated in some past streams that he previously lived elsewhere, possibly with a girlfriend. I speculate that he gradually schizoed out while with her (possibly shortly after the revelations about his diddly dad) which no doubt made him a difficult housemate.
He said he didn't want to have sex and she was cheating on him. He probably also schizoed out on her too. Imagine listening to him loop all fuckin day long. He's lucky she didn't have him institutionalized.
 
He said he didn't want to have sex and she was cheating on him. He probably also schizoed out on her too. Imagine listening to him loop all fuckin day long. He's lucky she didn't have him institutionalized.
I’d kill myself anything past 30 mins with this schizo ngl its like male Scarlett Hampton Ralph’s whore who won’t shut up ever
 
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His delusions are really funny based on coincidences. Like I joined that after dark stream cuz I saw him streaming. Turns out, at that very time, he was sperging about only having 3 viewers. When I randomly joined it went to 4 so he started gloating about how the viewer number only went up when he mentioned the total scam and or hackers. Likewise, when we spam confetti, he conflates it with the scammer making it CON-fetti.
 
Did Keno Kasino chatters start the confetti thing, or did Sifu already freak out about confetti? He's like a made-to-order paranoid schizophrenic streaming on the Internet.
It was us. We are essentially his only viewers and had no way to interact with sifu other than co-ordinated LikeOps and confetti.
 
As of 8:29 AM EST, Sifu is still streaming. It's just his animated background thing with MacinTalk on a loop explaining how he's going to sue YouTube for allowing The Scammers to disrupt his channel, stop his videos from getting processed, and other various Sifuisms. All you can hear is rights-free music and Sifu furiously typing.
 
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