Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
@Keerakh,

"Did you hear about the guy who made a hole-in-one on a par 5? That's called* a Keerakh." "You're called a bull shitter. An ace on a par 5 is a condor, or a double albatross, or a triple eagle." Well, you call it what you want - I'll call it a Keerakh." "Ok, I want to call you an asshole."


*Synchronism: 14:07 "(Ducks quacking) It's time to get your ducts clean." - Air Around The Clock ad on NBC
Did you hear about how making fun of someone's username is a sign of having run out of ideas?
 
@ChurchOfGodBear,

"Ladies and gentlemen, the band Completely Debunked Twaddle!"

"Napoleon said, 'History is a set of lies agreed upon"... "I think Napoleon..." - Golf Channel 15:25

That's quite a synchronism! I've watched alot of Golf Channel through the years and this is the 1st time I've heard Napoleon quoted and then a 2nd guy refers to Napoleon!

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"Napoleon said, 'History is a set of lies agreed upon"... "I think Napoleon..." - Golf Channel 15:25

That's quite a synchronism! I've watched alot of Golf Channel through the years and this is the 1st time I've heard Napoleon quoted and then a 2nd guy refers to Napoleon!

Something that's interesting about all these "synchronisms" that you post is that you could just be making them all up. How do we know you're not just making up these up to make yourself look better? I realize that I'm asking for proof, and that's never been your strong suit, but I figure I might as well point out that we have basically no way of confirming anything you say when it comes to these "synchronisms".
 
Something that's interesting about all these "synchronisms" that you post is that you could just be making them all up. How do we know you're not just making up these up to make yourself look better? I realize that I'm asking for proof, and that's never been your strong suit, but I figure I might as well point out that we have basically no way of confirming anything you say when it comes to these "synchronisms".
On at least one occasion, we've observed Brad claiming to watch something at a time slot that TV Guide didn't jive with. Not saying he's lying, but it's worth looking into
 
Or he keeps a list of things said on the TV that he thinks will be useful later in (failed) attempts to reinforce his bullshit. However, I may be giving him too much credit. After all, the self-styled judge of all mankind had to ask for someone here to be his secretary.
 
Or he keeps a list of things said on the TV that he thinks will be useful later in (failed) attempts to reinforce his bullshit. However, I may be giving him too much credit. After all, the self-styled judge of all mankind had to ask for someone here to be his secretary.
I have a hard time thinking Brad would actually outright *lie* about a synch occurring... his mental condition would prevent him from being cognizant of the fact that his "signs" weren't really there-- he HAS to believe they are, to maintain his delusion.

What sounds plausible to me would be him deliberately waiting until a certain time to make a post, or queueing up a recorded show on command, or allowing for a great deal of leniency as to when he expects the syncs to occur.

... not to mention the fact that so many times, what he things is relevant to the discussion actually isn't. At all.
 
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What sounds plausible to me would be him deliberately waiting until a certain time to make a post, or queueing up a recorded show on command, or allowing for a great deal of leniency as to when he expects the syncs to occur.
How did the live golf tournament today and its synchronisms and 7_4 work? I always list the time, program and channel of the program on TV. It's like magic, huh?

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Box 7 of Ford's Theater: Lincoln, his wife Mary, Major Rathbone and his fiance (4) were watching the play the night of Good Friday, when Booth entered the booth. After shooting the President, his wrath brought a knife slash down to the bone of the arm of Rathbone.


Synchronism: 21:46 Galileo 7 Shuttlecraft returns with only 4 males and one female out of its original crew of six. Spock's first command. - Star Trek Original Series (S1/Ep16, 1967) on MeTV
 
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Too bad it takes longer than a year to be reincarnated.
Where did that contrived rule come from? And it was more than a year between Mussolini's execution and the birth of Donald Trump 666. 41521385217.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the band Contrived Rules!


Synchronism: 22:06 "They'll be arriving at 47 Opera Street." - Mission Impossible (S1/Ep10, 1966) on DECADES
 
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Where did that contrived rule come from? And it was more than a year between Mussolini's execution and the birth of Donald Trump 666. 41521385217.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the band Contrived Rules!


Synchronism: 22:06 "They'll be arriving at 47 Opera Street." - Mission Impossible (S1/Ep10, 1966) on DECADES

You never read anything on Hinduism or Buddhism I see. Hinduism alone takes a year after you reconstruct your body which takes a while, to travel to wait for your judgement. It then takes time actually enact your judgement. Unlike you Brad, I actually understand the things I read.

The worse your judgement, the longer it takes Brad. Next time you want to talk about reincarnation. Shut up, read up on it and then come back.
 
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How did the live golf tournament today and its synchronisms and 7_4 work? I always list the time, program and channel of the program on TV. It's like magic, huh?
Well, basically, you have a mental disorder that causes you to see connections where there aren't any. That's why the rest of us read your posts and assume you've done a ton of coke in your life.
 
AK-47 and AK-74. Coincidental that two of the most-produced and widely deployed assault rifles in history fit into Brad's batshit numerological game? How can he rationalize that with his irrational hatred of projectile weaponry?
 

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Can't fight reality, so I chose to embrace it.
So you admit that you hold no powers to change anything about this world - and furthermore that your Judgements do not carry any weight?
Took you long enough to come to terms with your own impotence, Dick Jr.

Hypothesis: Reincarnation has been scientifically proven (google: Reincarnation Theory & its 26 Principles including Theory of Luck Equation [ex. Einstein returned as Watson]).
Define the concept of something being "scientifically proven" Dick.
Cause linking to a site run by a crazy bum who's obsessed with a couple numbers and infuriated with the insignificance of his own existence aint proof, ye ken.

Data collected: At this time, c. 12:30, I had the TV on Star Trek: TNG. I practically have this 7-year series memorized, but forgot about the episode where Q portrays himself as Napoleon and wears his uniform. I turned to History Channel and Pawn Stars was on. At 1 pm, a new episode started with this guy coming into the pawn shop and saying, "I have a document signed by Napoleon". That's a BIG synchronism!

Conclusion: Napoleon was reincarnated as Mussolini who returned as Donald Trump.
:story: "Scientifically proven" ladies and gentlemen. :story:

I have a hard time thinking Brad would actually outright *lie* about a synch occurring... his mental condition would prevent him from being cognizant of the fact that his "signs" weren't really there-- he HAS to believe they are, to maintain his delusion.

What sounds plausible to me would be him deliberately waiting until a certain time to make a post, or queueing up a recorded show on command, or allowing for a great deal of leniency as to when he expects the syncs to occur.

... not to mention the fact that so many times, what he things is relevant to the discussion actually isn't. At all.
I wouldn't be surprised if that's the case. But you have to also consider how much time it takes him to answer to someone. Assuming it's a timeframe of 2 minutes, that would give any show more than enough time to hop from topic to topic. If it's commentators or ads, it's even worse.
And if there's just one thing vaguely related to whatever it is he was doing, he considers it irrefutabkle proof.
Since he defines what constitutes a synchronism after "experiencing" it, they are essentially worthless.
He never predicts it - or rather, should I say: he never predicts it correctly. He said there would be a blizzard during Trumps inauguration, mind you.
And a lot of times, I would not be surprised if he wrote something for a forum, heard something that could be vaguely related to whatever it is he was doing and then altering his already written post to accomodate it.

After all, he is heavily fudging numbers to make them fit his 4-7 nonsense.

You never read anything on Hinduism or Buddhism I see.
Would it surprise anyone if he said he invented them?
 
TV coverage of the British7 Open4 yesterday and today began at 4am ET on Golf4 Channel7 and then switched to NBC at 7 ET.

In my eternal soul's previous incarnations, I was Pythagoras who was a contemporary of Buddha and the Hebrew prophet Daniel.

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