Plagued Pizzagate / Pedogate - Batshit Conspiracy Nuts Who See Pedos Everywhere

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More on the totally reasonable theory about John Podesta murdering Chester and being his father and raping him as child.

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http://archive.is/XpQCR
https://www.facebook.com/SWIM2199/posts/1534015859983706
 
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I think my favorite part of Pizzagate is how thoroughly the alt-right glommed onto it... and then the batshit conspiracy theorists glommed harder and suddenly it was just "for teh lulz" becauae holy shit these people are insane.
 
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Swordfish's leaks have begun.
Beginning part 1-a video about a man's charity work with kids, where the "line lives you've touched" is repeated in editing to make this guy look like a pedophile instead of actually providing concrete proof anyone involved is a pedophile.
Beginning part 2-a screencap of a facebook post about someone showing a book they bought from a bookstore in DC, again, instead of actually providing concrete proof anyone involved is a pedophile.
Beginning part 3-link to a tumblr which goes into detail about the relationship between Lady Gaga, her producer, and mutual friend who committed suicide, say it with me now, instead of actually providing concrete proof anyone involved is a pedophile. Also, some of the comments on this one are claiming this has to do with some Illuminati ritual. I have yet to find anything even tangentially connecting the two BS conspiracy theories other than said comments.
 
Beginning part 2-a screencap of a facebook post about someone showing a book they bought from a bookstore in DC, again, instead of actually providing concrete proof anyone involved is a pedophile.
It all ties back to Comet Ping Pong, because the guy has to be a pedo based on the hashtag #StandWithComet which has nothing to do with the fact that armed lunatics were showing up to threaten staff.
 
I think this is the actual leak. Just seems like a bunch of jiberish trying to connect pizza, pedos, and indie rock musicians and labels.
https://voat.co/v/pizzagate/2015796
OK, how is Macauley Culkin's band relevant to Pizzagate other than the fact that it's called Pizza Underground? All that's brought up is their album art. For that matter, how is Macauley Culkin's band relevant to anything? I had to look up this band to make sure this was real, since Culkin himself hasn't been relevant in almost 15 years. If Culkin himself isn't relevant, how is his band most people probably haven't heard of relevant? Even setting aside the irrelevant former child star's band he apparently has, I don't see how liking pizza or promoting it or whatever make you a pedophile? I eat pizza bagels. Does that make me a pedophile? Is Totinos in on child sex trafficking? Tombstone? DiGiorno? Good Lord, what is this guy smoking? Because whatever it is, I want some!
 
Mac's band is just a sly references to pedophilia. The dude hung out with MJ during his prime. He must have gotten diddled dood.
 
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Why couldn't it have just been the Illuminati that killed Chester, since they seem to kill all other celebrities?
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Upon further examination it's entirely possible for it to be Pizzagate following the illuminati's orders.
First bit of evidence of this is quite simply Linkin's Park logo.

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As one can see Linkin Park's logo contains a triangle... Remember this it's a very important part of the puzzle.

Now what delicious food item does pedo Pedosta love comes in triangular shaped slices?
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Pizza. That's right. Pizza. Look at that triangle.

And he's especially a fan of Comet Pizza in Washington DC.
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Upon examination of the building one can see triangular shaped arrows in the buildings sign as well as a triangular shaped window frames and roof line.

Comet Pizza happens to be situated next to a block that looks an awful lot like a triangle.
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Coincidence? I think not.

Futhermore John Podesta was Hillary Clinton's campaign mananger. Her logo.
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Well wouldn't you know it? Her logo contains triangles as well.
This is all the proof we need.
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If there's people I hate, it's people who take advantage of one's death to push their stupid agenda.

This is really low.

I'm sure a totally Trump-hating leftie like Chris Cornell was JUST ABOUT to declare every single Trump opponent was involved in a giant child molesting conspiracy.

How convenient they waited until he was dead to claim that.
 
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