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FatNero said:
Who took this pic... wait...

Did he take it, holding his arm out at a weird angle while pretending to be staring at his comp? How many times do you think he had to do it to get his arm out of the shot?

That... that might be the saddest thing he's done in a long time.
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Just remember back to when he was doing his awful holiday video and he clearly videotaped himself pretending to play video games and having fun. This is basically the same shit, and just about as pathetic.
 
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Keystone said:
Here's Phil's newest "Get out of being called an Asian-hating racist" card:

https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/889262263965814784 (http://archive.is/U45SK)

I also like how someone in the comments astutely pointed out how this is the same guy who blamed blacks and other minorities for not being able to get into the Ivy League schools (we all know that whole story is total bullshit, but still).
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The guy went out of his way to post a "SPECIAL NOTE" about how Panda Lee was NOT Asian. That is all. How the fuck can he claim he's "immune" to race. That's the first thing he sees in a video game character (and presumably real person, but he doesn't interact much with real people so I can't say for sure) and harps on their race for far too long.
 
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JackDavis said:
The guy went out of his way to post a "SPECIAL NOTE" about how Panda Lee was NOT Asian. That is all. How the fuck can he claim he's "immune" to race. That's the first thing he sees in a video game character (and presumably real person, but he doesn't interact much with real people so I can't say for sure) and harps on their race for far too long.
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If the cashier at the grocery store's Asian too, I'd want to see what would happen if he tried to tell an offensive "joke".

Cashier: That'll be $68.37.
Snort: WUUUUUUT? You're Asian? Ching chong, ching chong, sucky sucky five dorra! ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK!
*Later on the stream*
Goutboy: So, *snort* the piece of shit Asian cashier up and quit, and I got banned from the grocery store! It was a joke, dood! What ever happened to the customer's always right?
 
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Bilderberg Team Builder said:
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A more appropriate description would be "What it actually looks like when I go on a gin-fueled, wall of text tirade on my tumbleweed forums at 4:53 am and call a user with 1 post who asked an innocent question a 'dumbfuck kid who lives in their parents' basement and is so jealous of everything in my life that they want to destroy my entire existence.'"
 
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Karen Riley said:
I'm so glad somebody has brought up the intro to his Week In Preview on here, it makes me laugh every time I see it, without fail.

Obviously the real issue is that he's too lazy to change it or film a new intro but the random shot of him drinking a beer before it starts is hilarious, like he's desperate to prove how cool he is for actually drinking alcohol. All of his self made intros are awful and cringeworthy
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I replayed it a few times, and had to scroll down to make sure I was actually on his channel, and not THEKINGOFWEIGHTHD or something. It's the first thing you see, too, like he needs to get boozed up to get through yet another week. What a specimen. Phil is just the gift that keeps on giving.

As for the rest of the intro, it looks like a pretty generic animation with text, with some cheap generic rock music. The kind of stuff that's in endless supply for $5-10.
 
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Freshtodeath said:
I think Leanna leaving DSP has made him become twice as cringey. I can barely listen to him anymore when he's discussing watering plants and how busy he is and no free time.
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At least with Leanna around, for the first year they were in Washington, he had something of a compass for keeping a schedule, eating halfway decent, considering another person.
I don't know how DSP was brought up but it's clear that nobody modeled to him many foundational aspects of being a functional independent person.
With all these burgers and the liquor he's been knocking back lately, gout is going to make a reappearance this summer.
 
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Phil, Spoony, Boogie - All of these youtube people are slowly having their shitty lives crumble into one train wreck after another.

It's like child actors. In ten years these guys will be sucking dicks behind the Taco Bell for facebook likes/steak chulpas if the heart attacks don't get them first.
 
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DarkSydePundit said:
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Oh wow, I didn't notice that. How did we miss that all these years? Good eye whoever picked that up.

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There's also a study detailing how having an excessively fat neck is related to heart disease.
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That and the earlobe once again prove we're not talking completely out of our asses when we say he's going to have serious health problems in the very near future. Looked up Frank's Sign real quick and said that in addition to cardiovascular problems, it's also a possible indicator of diabetes. I also found a couple sources that said this:

Frank's sign is thought to indicate premature aging and loss of dermal and vascular elastic fibers.
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Pretty apt description for a certain someone, ain't it?

I'd implore him to get off his ass and start exercising and eating better so he isn't dead by 50, but sadly we know the former is just not gonna happen.
 
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CharlesBarkley said:
Phil, Spoony, Boogie - All of these youtube people are slowly having their shitty lives crumble into one train wreck after another.

It's like child actors. In ten years these guys will be sucking dicks behind the Taco Bell for facebook likes/steak chulpas if the heart attacks don't get them first.
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I think Phil is the worst off of the lot. Unlike the other two, you wouldn't be able to watch Phil for even a minute without realizing he's a complete asshole with a repulsive personality. There's no best of reel he could put together explaining his last few years.
 
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Freshtodeath said:
Oh man DSP is a ticking time bomb. With his personality he would never accept that he has that ear crease either. If you told him he had it he'd call you an idiot and say he's super healthy.
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You're super right.
A fan on his Instagram told him that but he deleted the comment.
Then the fan complained via another comment that it was unfair of DSP because the fan is just worried about his health.

That made me curious about it so I looked up the franks sign thing he told him about and made that image.

Streisand Effect at its best.
 
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