CWC Pics

[DykesDykesChina]

Like most things involving OPL, I'm baffled as to why Chris thought these "attraction photos" were a good idea in the place. He obviously didn't ask any women on how to take an appealing photo. (DAT STARE )

He thought he looked like this:

 

[Tiresome]

Is there a correct facial expression for "pretending to play fake guitar with cartoon character belt and crotch thrust forward to impress women"?

He could at least grimace musically, or do something cool like this guy, even awkward pudgy slobs can rock it.

 

[Gothicserpent]

It's the exact same expression as the very first image of him to show up on the 'net. You know, the one of him sitting in that nasty old chair in his dimly-lit room with his neck tilted back for reasons known only to Chris.

I thought the Lucas and Mimms picture was the first we ever saw of Chris?

 

[Kacho]

No, this box is newer then that. I'm not a huge Sonic fan but I can tell you Sonic had a redesign in the late 90's (for the first Sonic Adventure game I assume, but it could predate that). If this was from the 94 promotion it would have featured the original Sonic design, but this is the redesign. Chris got that Happy Meal box in high school at the earliest.

McDonalds did a couple promos of small SEGA themed electronic games back when around the time of Sonic Heroes or so. 2003-2004ish.

EDIT: This was the first promotion in Summer 2003.

 

[MysticMisty]

Then he was 21 when he got that Happy Meal box. And taped it over the poster to pretend it was Pokemon The Movie Starring Sonic The Hedgehog.

 

[Mrs Paul]

Jesus, literally EVERYTHING in this picture is woman-repelling; Chris, Lego in the foreground, ratty blanket on a bed with no sheets, cheesy teenage stereo, bookshelf full of toys, wall covered in Pokemon cards and anime posters, possible food containers under the TV.

You're not kidding. Somehow, that's almost worse than the nudes, just because of the sheer bad taste. I mean, we've all seen really fugly guys showing themselves naked online. But between the crappy clothes, the belt buckle, the medallion, etc -- it just screams "I have no idea how fucking stupid I look."

(BTW, what do Happy Meal boxes look like nowadays?)

 

[Artard]

This is my only point of reference - they don't seem to look that different.

Spoiler: infamous jordan white happy meal video

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

I thought the Lucas and Mimms picture was the first we ever saw of Chris?

It could very well be. But the one I described seems to be more iconic among non-fans.

 

[Mrs Paul]

This is my only point of reference - they don't seem to look that different.

Spoiler: infamous jordan white happy meal video

Da fuck did I just watch?


(I remember when I was a kid, they had a specific one each week, and you had to go that week to get the one you wanted -- you couldn't exchange them, you'd just have to wait.)

 

[Gothicserpent]

You're not kidding. Somehow, that's almost worse than the nudes, just because of the sheer bad taste. I mean, we've all seen really fugly guys showing themselves naked online. But between the crappy clothes, the belt buckle, the medallion, etc -- it just screams "I have no idea how fucking stupid I look."

(BTW, what do Happy Meal boxes look like nowadays?)

 

[Marvin]

 

[Konstantinos]

Spoiler: Not Shown: Deluxe Daimyo

Spoiler: What is Chris wearing in this picture?

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Spoiler: Not Shown: Deluxe Daimyo

Whenever I see something Super Sentai-related, I think of Anthos's forum post in that one tabledance bar forum, where he claimed that his favorite stripper should marry him and that he would be a great dad for her four children and could get them into watching Super Sentai.

 

[Marvin]

Spoiler: What is Chris wearing in this picture?

Yeah, damn, good question. It looks like an adults tshirt, on a little kid. Except this adult would need to be like 8+ feet tall and have godawful taste.

 

[theobservdr]

probably a large or extra large when Chris' mother turned into snorlax? or they were too poor to buy clothes and had to get em at Good Will or Salvation Army

 

[Pinhead]

Either that, or Chris had wet the bed that previous night, and he had to change into Barb's long goodwill shirt because his PJs were in the wash.

You know, sometimes I think there are things that ARE too minor...

 

[Artard]

I vaguely remember there being pajamas like this. "Gigantic T-shirts" were a thing for a minute.

I'm otherwise reserving judgment as I distinctly recall having a pair of ABBA feetsie pajamas that were a hand me down from my brother.

 

[milkshark]

I vaguely remember there being pajamas like this. "Gigantic T-shirts" were a thing for a minute.

I'm otherwise reserving judgment as I distinctly recall having a pair of ABBA feetsie pajamas that were a hand me down from my brother.

Yeah it was a thing in the 90's just like the Tweety bird shirt. It was a horrible time to be alive.

 

[MysticMisty]

Willing to bet that Chris fell off that brand new bike, cried, and never rode it again.

 

[Pinhead]

Willing to bet that Chris fell off that brand new bike, cried, and never rode it again.

For some reason, I want to hear Chris say the word bicycle. Pretty sure it would sound like "Bites-itsle"