Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Detrogen]

Bob is a 36 year old man who woke up to bitch about people caring about having jobs and then went back to sleep lol.

At 7AM no less.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Bob, you misguided fool. You don't build a better world by fighting. You do it by picking up a hammer and well, building.

Why do these people all seem to think the destructive force of fighting will magically create something?

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob, you misguided fool. You don't build a better world by fighting. You do it by picking up a hammer and well, building.

Why do these people all seem to think the destructive force of fighting will magically create something?

But he doesn't even mean fighting. For Bob it just means Twitterpuking.

 

[A Random]

People in this thread have pointed out that Bob never brings up relationships or women unless it's to bring up some SJW talking point. It's questionable what goes on there but he has suggested women getting married is the equivalent of enslavement and is a thing of an Inferior Past.

Remember how that guy who knew him way back when claimed that Bob was jealous of Peach because she could date Mario?

Yeah.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

I just started reading some book called Liberal Fascism and though I haven't gotten far yet, it looks like Bob picked it up and was like "Yes, YES, this is all SO correct!" but missed the point completely that it's a BAD thing. The book also reads like it could've been written yesterday as opposed to ten years ago.

 

[Meowthkip]

People in this thread have pointed out that Bob never brings up relationships or women unless it's to bring up some SJW talking point. It's questionable what goes on there but he has suggested women getting married is the equivalent of enslavement and is a thing of an Inferior Past.

I feel like that hoverhands picture of him with Anita hints that he wants a relationship. Unless he's asexual, I feel like Bob has to have at least attempted to try and wrangle himself a boyfriend-free girl at some point. And let's be real here, he probably watches porn.

I feel like he's gotta have some skeletons in his closet, guys. I want them skellies out.

Remember how that guy who knew him way back when claimed that Bob was jealous of Peach because she could date Mario?

Yeah.

So he's a 2D waifu kind of dude then?

 

[Keystone]

I feel like that hoverhands picture of him with Anita hints that he wants a relationship. Unless he's asexual, I feel like Bob has to have at least attempted to try and wrangle himself a boyfriend-free girl at some point. And let's be real here, he probably watches porn.

I feel like he's gotta have some skeletons in his closet, guys. I want them skellies out.

Undoubtedly. Some of us still got bets on him being a pedo.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Undoubtedly. Some of us still got bets on him being a pedo.

I put him in the same category as Dobson: an awkward loser who was never good with the women so he becomes the liberal variety of Nice Guy. The dude who puts women on a pedestal and thinks if he just acts like a betafag doormat he'll finally get some China. Of course it doesn't work so he just wanks it to lesbians.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Undoubtedly. Some of us still got bets on him being a pedo.

I've got my gold pieces on him really wanting Mario's hot Italian bod. Why he wants Mario when Link obviously has the sexier ass, i don't know.

 

[A Random]

So he's a 2D waifu kind of dude then?

I'm also calling him gay.

 

[Meowthkip]

I've got my gold pieces on him really wanting Mario's hot Italian bod. Why he wants Mario when Link obviously has the sexier ass, i don't know.

He really wants that mustache ride?

 

[BR55]

I just started reading some book called Liberal Fascism and though I haven't gotten far yet, it looks like Bob picked it up and was like "Yes, YES, this is all SO correct!" but missed the point completely that it's a BAD thing. The book also reads like it could've been written yesterday as opposed to ten years ago.

The one by Jonah Goldberg right? But yeah that book is depressingly relevant today.

 

[link1234]

People in this thread have pointed out that Bob never brings up relationships or women unless it's to bring up some SJW talking point. It's questionable what goes on there but he has suggested women getting married is the equivalent of enslavement and is a thing of an Inferior Past.

There was one GameOverthinker episode where Bob said something along how reading certain books made him understand girls and Bob drew stick figures of himself making out and having sex with a girl. Then a three way then just the two girls and Bob recording it. It was obviously a joke but the only time he implied he had a relationship. It is also the type of joke Bob would never make again thanks to his social justice audience.

 

[Mola Ram]

There was one GameOverthinker episode where Bob said something along how reading certain books made him understand girls and Bob drew stick figures of himself making out and having sex with a girl. Then a three way then just the two girls and Bob recording it. It was obviously a joke but the only time he implied he had a relationship. It is also the type of joke Bob would never make again thanks to his social justice audience.

I can't believe people watched this shit before he revealed himself to be a smug asshole.

 

[Gordon Cole]

There aren't enough scarecrows in the world to match Bob's level of strawmanning.

Oh Bob, you'll never reproduce. Stop living vicariously through the White House.

 

[RodgerDodger]

TBH, if I had the money, time and manpower, I've actually thought of making a horror movie about Bob. The Bob analogy gets so caught up with his superior future madness that he snaps one day, kidnaps an older white man and tries to torture him as "penance for being a CIS male blocking the path to the superior future". His motive rant would have "growing wheat on the moon" mentioned, of course.

It would instantly be DMCA'd by Nintendo. For obvious reasons. They certainly don't want actual people in any way associating their beloved plumber with this freakshow. Even when he's not dressed as creepy serial killer Mario, you still see creepy Serial Killer Mario!

Undoubtedly. Some of us still got bets on him being a pedo.

Put me down for $10 on Dead Hookers. Better yet make it $20 on Dead Tranny Hookers!

 

[Mola Ram]

It would instantly be DMCA'd by Nintendo. For obvious reasons. They certainly don't want actual people in any way associating their beloved plumber with this freakshow. Even when he's not dressed as creepy serial killer Mario, you still see creepy Serial Killer Mario!



Put me down for $10 on Dead Hookers. Better yet make it $20 on Dead Tranny Hookers!

Think we could get away with it if we made it about ... I dunno, Chip Bobman, and his all-consuming obsession with Mega Plumber Guy?

Though in all honesty I think it works better as a comedy than a horror movie.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Though in all honesty I think it works better as a comedy than a horror movie.

Split the difference and give Adam Sandler a call. Maybe Shia LaBeef can costar?

 

[RockVolnutt]

I put him in the same category as Dobson: an awkward loser who was never good with the women so he becomes the liberal variety of Nice Guy. The dude who puts women on a pedestal and thinks if he just acts like a betafag doormat he'll finally get some China. Of course it doesn't work so he just wanks it to lesbians.

I don't know if he'd be just like Dobson. Dobson's sexuality is weird since the only consistent thing is "underaged lesbians" even if he has to get it off to troons and he has notable misogynistic tendencies in the past. They might share being massive misanthropes that still desire companionship.

 

[Gordon Cole]

This is what Bob's reflection says to him in the mirror every morning. And his brother. And his parents. And his grandma. And his...

Bob, the only thing you failed at is life. Also, I love how so in denial he is that he assumes they hate Sam Raimi instead of his dickriding for Sam Raimi.