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I really enjoy all pictures of Phil because he looks like the mess he is at all times, but the one for Lust is really something special because it looks like his neckbeard didn't render. Bugged double chin mechanics dood.
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At least Shemp was married and had children by the time he looked like this. Phil will be extremely lucky if he ever manages to get another girlfriend like Leanna.
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on the contempt one he was drunk as fuck , he looks like a dog. i wonder how phil acts when he is all alone in his mansion with his hamster
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Sadly, Contempt Phil looks like the most trustworthy Phil.
Shame Phil has every reason to be ashamed, wearing that Jidoze Kichimonimi shirt.
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Now there's an idea. The people who make all these funny videos of Phil on Youtube and Twitter lurk here. If you're one of them and you're reading this -- make this idea happen.
Nope.
Either he's got his bug eyed Manson look, some expression that screams "I am a clown", or one where he's soul crushingly miserable. That's all he can do it seems.
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How long had he been streaming by that point? If that was more than an hour after he started playing, that's pretty fucking sad.
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to be fair, in Shemp's time they thought smoking was healthy. DSP doesn't smoke so why does he look like hell?
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His latest selfie picture is another example that Phil doesn't think things through. At no point he thought this selfie could lead to negative comments and that it is a brilliant idea to have a look on your face that screams depression.
So we see his empty counter, his shitty t-Shirt and him not smiling, with none of the three things being in the focus of the picture.
If his face is the first thing you see after you wake up from unconsciousness in a dark cellar, you should be very afraid.
So we see his empty counter, his shitty t-Shirt and him not smiling, with none of the three things being in the focus of the picture.
If his face is the first thing you see after you wake up from unconsciousness in a dark cellar, you should be very afraid.
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wow, he really does hate his job. he is slipping into full blown depression at this rate
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Honestly, I would probably find it hard to keep a smile too wearing a shirt like that.
He's trying very hard to project that he's just fine and that there's nothing wrong, but it's clear that he's pretty miserable both when he's at "work" and when he's away from it. I would advise him to take a vacation, but he came back from the last one looking even more miserable and tired.
He's trying very hard to project that he's just fine and that there's nothing wrong, but it's clear that he's pretty miserable both when he's at "work" and when he's away from it. I would advise him to take a vacation, but he came back from the last one looking even more miserable and tired.
You heard Phil - those are 'pecs'
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I was kind of taken aback by how old Phil looks here. I know people tend to over exaggerate the health issues of cows and have them about ready to drop dead at any moment, but he really does look unhealthy, unclean and genuinely a lot older than 35.
I'm curious what Phil's plans for his future romantic prospects are. Obviously he had it really good with Leanna and then messed it up but in his mind, is this it for him? Has he had his fun in a relationship and is now resigned to living alone, never having a family of his own, for the rest of his life? He's not so undesirable nobody would ever want to date him but he is running out of time. Asking him what the heck his romance plans are over the next five years would make for a much more interesting Ask the King question than the gaming nonsense he gets asked every month.
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The jerk off video is more accurate because then you get to see 5 of these emotions in rapid succession.
hint: happiness isn't one of them
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Man, he's got such a weird shaped head.
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As long as Phil is still doing Youtube/Twitch full time I think any kind of relationship is a long shot. In his head he probably thinks he is still the man and any day now a new girl is going to contact him dying to be his "full time girlfriend." If that does not happen I do not see Phil putting in any effort to find romance. If he is ever forced to get a real job and reenter society I would not be shocked if he found a relationship. If he had any friends/family in Washington to get him off his ass and go out to a club/bar/etc I would see some kind of chance, but I just can't see Dsp going out somewhere alone and confidently picking up women.
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It would be fascinating to see him answer that question, but I just don't see it happening for 2 primary reasons.
1.Most of his hardcore fans are too gutless and dumb to ask him something that personal these days.
2.If he did get a question like that, he'd never answer it on live stream.
If there's any kind of information that Phil doesn't blurt out and actually keeps close to his chest, it's details about his current romantic life. Even back before Phil and Leanna's relationship became official, he never talked about flirting with anyone, going on dates, or relationships he was in. Phil and Leanna were just spontaneously together on Valentine's day of 2012, and he announced to his fans he had a girlfriend days before he made the Valentine's message video and co-op playthroughs. Even now, we can see how Phil has somehow restrained himself from making a video talking about the break up in depth and the reasons behind it. He's been passive-aggressive towards Leanna at times on social media, but we have yet to get the "DRAMA!!!: Why we Broke Up" vlog that we thought would be here by now. After he got canned by Machinima, we got the drama vlog a few weeks later like we all predicted. It's been a few weeks since the break up, and it's still quiet on the Western Front. As transparent as Phil can be at times, this is just the type of dirt he doesn't like to disclose
I think the only chance Phil has of ever getting another girlfriend is dating another female fan of his. Unless you are already drawn in by the weird cult of personality that Phil has, I doubt anyone outside his fanbase would date him. His female fans would just dismiss all the negativity surrounding Phil as haters and detractors. An outsider would look up Phil online after he said he was big shot Youtuber on their first date, and be horrified by Phil's online persona and his previous exploits.
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Now now men get more attractive with age.
But the thing is the trait that makes them more attractive is real life experience, maturity and a more and more in size increasing resource pool (car, house, steady income)
But for a man to reach that level he has to be and stay fit, date a lot of women and go trough some major shit in his life to get that confidence, charisma and aura that will seduce young women.
But if we look at Phil... yes his time will run out if he doesn't invest at least 5 years of his life to go out every week to get social and to work out and to change his diet.
The damage he has done to himself is greater than most of you think if you isolate yourself for that amount of time.
He can do all this while he doesn't stream and still keep his income but that won't happen.
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