Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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... I ... I don't think Bob understands what Twitter is for.

What was your first clue? The fact that his rants take up twenty tweets or more or the fact that his rants take up twenty tweets or more?

It's not just Bob either. I sometimes see other people with tweets that spam over ten or more tweets. The moment I see someone say "check this thread out," I think to myself "this is Twitter. Not a fucking message board." Would it be asking too much for Twitter to impose a limit to how often you can tweet in a certain window of time?
 
As the saying goes, you get what you get and you don't get upset.

I understood this in Kindergarten.
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Dang, dirty evil dudebro sports organization!
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Bob, pretending like he knows the state of anything.
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Mocks Dinesh D'Souza for "not having an editor", then goes on to write "LET THAT SENTENCE OUT OF FIRST DRAFT".
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More of a man than you.
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Some politisperging about Paul Ryan:
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If I had to serve Bob the nightmarish amount of food he eats daily, I'd become a Communist in a heartbeat.
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And a crossover with Arthur Chu.
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And lastly, creaming his jeans about an SJW-core TV documentary.
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Bob continues to surprise me, just when I think he can't. He genuinely believes there will be no jobs in manufacturing or heavy industry. How can he believe that? Does he really believe 100% automation is just around the corner? Even if it is, it's not only going to affect the employment sectors he despises. Those waiter jobs he's bitching about right now are next to go -- it's not going to stop at kiosks replacing cashiers at McDonald's. Then the professional sectors -- they're already automating legal document review, and there are computer programs in existence right now that can diagnose diseases better than any human doctor.

Service jobs will be on the chopping block long before any of these, because they're the least skilled laborers with the easiest jobs, and Bob's dumbass minimum wages will push them out of existence even faster.

No idea why I'm bothering laying all this out. It's not like it would reach that rotten pudding brain moldering away inside his cro-magnon skull.
 
Bob continues to surprise me, just when I think he can't. He genuinely believes there will be no jobs in manufacturing or heavy industry. How can he believe that? Does he really believe 100% automation is just around the corner? Even if it is, it's not only going to affect the employment sectors he despises. Those waiter jobs he's bitching about right now are next to go -- it's not going to stop at kiosks replacing cashiers at McDonald's. Then the professional sectors -- they're already automating legal document review, and there are computer programs in existence right now that can diagnose diseases better than any human doctor.

Service jobs will be on the chopping block long before any of these, because they're the least skilled laborers with the easiest jobs, and Bob's dumbass minimum wages will push them out of existence even faster.

No idea why I'm bothering laying all this out. It's not like it would reach that rotten pudding brain moldering away inside his cro-magnon skull.

Bob thinks the world of "Back To The Future Part II" is inevitable. "Geek Culture" has destroyed his brain.
 
Bob continues to surprise me, just when I think he can't. He genuinely believes there will be no jobs in manufacturing or heavy industry. How can he believe that? Does he really believe 100% automation is just around the corner? Even if it is, it's not only going to affect the employment sectors he despises. Those waiter jobs he's bitching about right now are next to go -- it's not going to stop at kiosks replacing cashiers at McDonald's. Then the professional sectors -- they're already automating legal document review, and there are computer programs in existence right now that can diagnose diseases better than any human doctor.

Service jobs will be on the chopping block long before any of these, because they're the least skilled laborers with the easiest jobs, and Bob's dumbass minimum wages will push them out of existence even faster.

No idea why I'm bothering laying all this out. It's not like it would reach that rotten pudding brain moldering away inside his cro-magnon skull.

Cashiers are already being replaced with Kiosks, Amazon has a grocery store with NO cashiers, there is already a robot that stocks grocery store shelves.

Automation is going to be a huge problem in the future. Forget 15/hr. Jobs are going to disappear and not come back. And it will be lead by fast food resturants and grocery stores.
 
Cashiers are already being replaced with Kiosks, Amazon has a grocery store with NO cashiers, there is already a robot that stocks grocery store shelves.

Automation is going to be a huge problem in the future. Forget 15/hr. Jobs are going to disappear and not come back. And it will be lead by fast food resturants and grocery stores.

And the people negatively impacted by that are Bob's precious urban minorities.
 
This is so :autism: and slightly racist Sonic remark that even Chris Chan would think this is ridiculous.
I'm also confused how he figures "Jaleel White was THE Western voice of Sonic the Hedgehog" when Sonic fans go on about debates about who's the best between Ryan Drummond, Jason Griffith, or Roger Craig Smith. Nearly nobody says Jaleel is Sonic to them as most of his popularity grew out of the revival he had with Sonic Adventure. Has he somehow made it through the internet and never encountered the Sonic fanbase or is he just imposing his nostalgia as the only correct view again?
 
I'm also confused how he figures "Jaleel White was THE Western voice of Sonic the Hedgehog" when Sonic fans go on about debates about who's the best between Ryan Drummond, Jason Griffith, or Roger Craig Smith. Nearly nobody says Jaleel is Sonic to them as most of his popularity grew out of the revival he had with Sonic Adventure. Has he somehow made it through the internet and never encountered the Sonic fanbase or is he just imposing his nostalgia as the only correct view again?

If we are talking about Bob, don't forget he is the one who thinks Sonic was to Mario what the Koreans were for you guys in the 50s.
I mena, his idea for a reboot of Sonic is, that everyone except Sonic gets killed in an opening scene, cause supposedly he masturbates to the idea of seeing Rogue the Bat die.
 
Pretty much, yup. Unskilled labor will be relegated to construction jobs and even construction is experiencing automation.

Nobody really has a solution for this problem. Automation traditionally has made more jobs, but there is a limit. What jobs will be created for a McDonalds cashier that is replaced by a kiosk? Or a burger flipper that is replaced by a robot? This is already happening.

The 15/hr results in deaths of resturants. Resturants who can't afford the tech will die out, and once the tech becomes cheap enough other resturants will use it. Fast food chains will just laugh and invest heavily into automation.
 
Pretty much, yup. Unskilled labor will be relegated to construction jobs and even construction is experiencing automation.

Nobody really has a solution for this problem. Automation traditionally has made more jobs, but there is a limit. What jobs will be created for a McDonalds cashier that is replaced by a kiosk? Or a burger flipper that is replaced by a robot? This is already happening.

The 15/hr results in deaths of resturants. Resturants who can't afford the tech will die out, and once the tech becomes cheap enough other resturants will use it. Fast food chains will just laugh and invest heavily into automation.

This is exactly right. Full-scale automation is a civilizational crisis point unlike any we've ever faced before -- if you want to get all science fiction spergy about it, it's even a candidate for the Great Filter; the hypothetical unknown that prevents societies from achieving interstellar travel -- what do we do once we have no reason to work anymore, if not self-destruct in decadance or warfare out of boredom? It's an enormous unresolved issue that touches on ethics, philosophy, economics, and nearly every other discipline imaginable.

But for Bob it's just an excuse to shit on blue collar workers.

Also, I love that customer service jobs -- the most soul-deadening, thankless, miserable jobs that aren't in a prison or a salt mine -- are an integral part of Bob's Superior Future.
 
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This is exactly right. Full-scale automation is a civilizational crisis point unlike any we've ever faced before -- if you want to get all science fiction spergy about it, it's even a candidate for the Great Filter; the hypothetical unknown that prevents societies from achieving interstellar travel -- what do we do once we have no reason to work anymore, if not self-destruct in decadance or warfare out of boredom? It's an enormous unresolved issue that touches on ethics, philosophy, economics, and nearly every other discipline imaginable.

But for Bob it's just an excuse to shit on blue collar workers.

Also, I love that customer service jobs -- the most soul-deadening, thankless, miserable jobs that aren't in a prison or a salt mine -- are an integral part of Bob's Superior Future.

Truth be told this terrifies me. Specifically we dont know how the world would react to full automation, as well as the lead up to it. It might just throw the world into complete chaos.

But hey at least bob will be alright, i dont think we can automate stupidty yet.
 
Truth be told this terrifies me. Specifically we dont know how the world would react to full automation, as well as the lead up to it. It might just throw the world into complete chaos.

But hey at least bob will br alright, i dont think we can automate stupidty yet.
You can already automate Bob. All you need is a bot that repeats his kind of twitter posts and posts "I SLEEP NOW" at noon. There is nothing much he contributes beyond that.
 
You can already automate Bob. All you need is a bot that repeats his kind of twitter posts and posts "I SLEEP NOW" at noon. There is nothing much he contributes beyond that.

Yeah but you just dont get the same level of digust. I mean when a bot says stuoid things its cause its programmed to. When a person does its because they think they sound insightful.
 
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