Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bob's back and more long-winded than ever:
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Outside of this year's MCU movies, what are the odds he'll put Detroit high up on his Top 2017 Movies list?
 
I know the thread is TL;DR, but I get the feeling he'll be too woke to put it on because it's made for whitey in his eyes.

Yeah I feel like he's not gonna put it on his list. He clearly didn't like it, or at least pretends he didn't like it, because it's trying to "educate" white audiences instead of just telling them to fuck off.
 
Also the film doesn't portray dindus as super benevolent ultra geniuses who promise a Superior Future ("characters don't get their own perspectives"), hence a straight F.

Yeah that's the part which really irks me. I haven't seen Detroit, but when he says it doesn't give the black characters "their own perspective" it throws up red flags about his opinions on it. By "their own perspective" he clearly means the black characters should act like hood niggers and repeat "fuck dem dumb cracker bitches" over and over again. Bob obviously thinks blacks can only hate white people and portraying them differently is insulting.
 
Yeah that's the part which really irks me. I haven't seen Detroit, but when he says it doesn't give the black characters "their own perspective" it throws up red flags about his opinions on it. By "their own perspective" he clearly means the black characters should act like hood niggers and repeat "fuck dem dumb cracker bitches" over and over again. Bob obviously thinks blacks can only hate white people and portraying them differently is insulting.

To be fair if all the white people I knew were like Bob I would hate us too.
 
While everyone else is spending the weekend dunking on The Emoji Movie, Bob's talking about...Transformers 5.
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Bob's still gonna blow this show when it comes out regardless.
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I'll eat my shoe if you can even waddle to the end of your block, let alone New Jersey.
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And lastly, some mixed (virtue) signals about Detroit.
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