Plagued Nice Guys

Actually, he probably came up with the idea to emulate it stone sober.

And is likewise sober as everyone is telling him how he screwed up, and he STILL doesn't believe it.

No hope for this guy, he's eventually going to get convicted by the Jerkops and go to his cell screaming that he's NOT a bad guy! It's those darn irrational females and their weird behavior that cased the problem, constantly yelling "No!" when they really mean "yes".
 
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TowinKarz said:
Actually, he probably came up with the idea to emulate it stone sober.

And is likewise sober as everyone is telling him how he screwed up, and he STILL doesn't believe it.

No hope for this guy, he's eventually going to get convicted by the Jerkops and go to his cell screaming that he's NOT a bad guy! It's those darn irrational females and their weird behavior that cased the problem, constantly yelling "No!" when they really mean "yes".
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But I'm such a nice guy. It was a grand romantic gesture!
 
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Steve Mayers said:
Clearly this guy has some serious issues. I'm guessing what happened was he was drinking while watching some romantic comedy. Saw the guy in the movie do this and felt it good idea.
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It's really really hard to emphasise what a stupid idea breaking into someone's house is, considering the chance you'll end up full of buckshot. He thought the flowers made it okay, but I think it actually makes it worse. If someone just broke into my house, I'd assume it was a robbery and hope it didn't turn into a "rape and murder the family" situation. But if someone broke into my house with flowers, I'd assume it was some horrible Criminal Minds serial killer stuff and that I was going to be spending the next few months locked in a cellar being tortured and turned into a human rose garden or something weird like that.

Regardless of where the idea cane from, that he went thru with it shows a really unhealthy detachment from how basic social interactions work. But the fact that everyone told him how creepy it was and that she doesn't want to talk to him, and his response is "fine, I have ways of tracking her down" is where he crosses over from obnoxious doofus to full blown dangerous creeper.
 
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He probably thinks this is all a misunderstanding.

Now, if he could just sit down with her and EXPLAIN himself, it will all be forgiven...

How about my place at 3?

Waddaya mean I'm a creep? You didn't let me expain it from MY side! And I already bought dinner for 2, don't you CARE about me?

You bitches are all the damn same! Ruining the little guys like me that try SO HARD, get a disease and rot!

P.S. love you.
 
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Every one of these nice guy faggots is just getting milked by some bpd nutbag so she can run back to her browbeaten Chad at home with 'nice guyson agrees that I did literally nothing wrong and everything is your fault'. Ironically ensuring Chad keeps all that glorious vag to himself
 
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TowinKarz said:
He probably thinks this is all a misunderstanding.

Now, if he could just sit down with her and EXPLAIN himself, it will all be forgiven...

How about my place at 3?

Waddaya mean I'm a creep? You didn't let me expain it from MY side! And I already bought dinner for 2, don't you CARE about me?

You bitches are all the damn same! Ruining the little guys like me that try SO HARD, get a disease and rot!

P.S. love you.
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In his mind he is a Supreme Gentleman.
 
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And that's another thing, I wouldn't be surprised if the B and E was just the magnum opus of a long line of sappy emailed potry and "subtle" flirting she failed to respond to (ie got upset over and called him creepy.)


Surely THIS will prove to her my devotion is real!

Nice Guy doesn't get that the overbown emotion he invests on his fantasies does not entitle him to any emotional return from an uninterested party. To him, women don't have the option to not be interested, anyone who goes to great romantic lengths is owed reciprocal wooing.

And to top it off, his gestures aren't that hot to start with.
 
TowinKarz said:
And that's another thing, I wouldn't be surprised if the B and E was just the magnum opus of a long line of sappy emailed potry and "subtle" flirting she failed to respond to (ie got upset over and called him creepy.)


Surely THIS will prove to her my devotion is real!

Nice Guy doesn't get that the overbown emotion he invests on his fantasies does not entitle him to any emotional return from an uninterested party. To him, women don't have the option to not be interested, anyone who goes to great romantic lengths is owed reciprocal wooing.

And to top it off, his gestures aren't that hot to start with.
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It's almost as if they have a mental disorder that causes mind blindness...
 
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The idea of showing up to the girl's house unexpectedly to give her flowers might be cute if:

A. They were already dating or were to the level of almost dating

B. If it wasn't in the middle of the night and he just left it at the doorstep or something

But no, he tries to act like a character either a romantic comedy or a harem anime (word of advice, those aren't realistic and should not be used for real life dating advice) and ruin his reputation and basically responds with, "So you're telling me there's a chance????"
 
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El Porko Fako said:
Is he reading from a theater script? This seems like the kind of guy who thinks a romantic date would be dragging along his girlfriend to D&D night to be a trophy to show off to a humid room full of heavy breathing degenerates.
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That doesn't happen a lot, more often is a well-meaning guy invites his girlfriend to share his hobby, and the social awkward neckbeard (there's one in every group just about) will creep on her until either she's so uncomfortable she leaves and takes her bf with her, or the bf gets pissed off and I'm buying a new coffee table because the aforementioned neckbeard fell on it during the ensuing melee.

The thing about the guy breaking into the girl's house to leave her flowers has been posted before and we actually got more of the story. No one was home (Thank the gods) and the dipshit set off the alarm. Instead of running away like a normal criminal (and he is a criminal) he stuck around until the cops showed up and got arrested for breaking and entering. Last we heard, he was going the whole "misunderstanding" route, and to my knowledge, nothing about the outcome of the criminal charges was known. I really, really hope the prosecutor didn't buy his story and proceeded with the prosecution. One, if he gets off with a slap on the wrist, he'll do something like this again, but possibly worse, and two, other idiots might not get discouraged if he skates. A week in county should prove a deterrent.
 
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