Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Scaleghost]

I don't see this as powerlevelong as much as sharing an experience a lot of us wondered about. We can't identify you by this. Maybe I'm wrong but I appreciate the insight.

Anyway, thanks for sharing. I sure you understand that if Amber was actually a nice person we'd have some sympathy for her, even though she got herself into this situation. But she isn't nice and also doesn't seem to care about what she's doing to herself, so fair game.

So if you can't wipe do you really use the rag on a stick thing? Is showering difficult? Do you think she's capable of cleaning herself? Is her perfume obsession because of her inability to get clean?

I don't think the rag on a stick is a thing, like you can still reach to wipe at 300lbs but it's physically tiring. I'm thinking she wipes what she can reach and she's still filthy around the actuall asshole area. Maybe cleaning with a bidee would be a option but don't think she has that. Or she just cleans all the shit and piss that are in there after with the shower head or just the hose.
Showering isn't difficult as long as standing isn't painful and to amber thats like her normal life. Plus she has rolls in places I never knew there could be one soooo it does take extra effort for her. Private parts are for sure the hardest to clean. That's why she probably was so scared she smells down there and never touched krystle.
So yeah I'm thinking she swims in perfumes because otherwise she can smell her tiny vagina (that isn't tiny btw, your outer vaginal lips get fat too) in her nose the whole day. Also I'm thinking her girlfriends help her shower, like wash her back and stuff.
Oh and one more thing! Don't know if 'murica has plus sized pads but there's no way in hell she can use the regular ones. They need to be extra extra wide and go all the way to her buttcrack, otherwise the blood will leak everywhere. That's if she even gets her period anymore, because your period stars to mess up already in the light part of the obese category.

 

[Wtf]

Honestly why doesn't she just find a good home for her cats? She never sees them or spends quality time with them. The time that she does see them is just to pick up some more clothes/chokers so she can go stay with the Becks some more. She's never home. And as stated above, Rarity and Wasabi just wander around a dark, stinky apartment (can you imagine how her fridge smells? Rotten food) by themselves with no human companionship. It's ridiculous. But can we really expect anything more from her? She can hardly care for herself, let alone an apartment or 2 living creatures.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

I don't think the rag on a stick is a thing, like you can still reach to wipe at 300lbs but it's physically tiring.

Wasn't there one of those infomercial things for exactly that? I might be remembering wrong, but it was essentially a handle, the idea being the "larger" person stuck loo paper in it and used it to wipe. Please don't tell me that was only a thing in my head...

I think a bidet might make things worse. Dunno if they're the same in the US, but yer basic bidet is pretty low to the ground and even if a big person could manoeuvre onto it, they're less sturdy than actual loos. And at that size you have to keep yourself dry - a bidet would just fire water into the folds and o god why am I talking about this?

 

[Ambaby]

Wasn't there one of those infomercial things for exactly that? I might be remembering wrong, but it was essentially a handle, the idea being the "larger" person stuck loo paper in it and used it to wipe. Please don't tell me that was only a thing in my head...

I think a bidet might make things worse. Dunno if they're the same in the US, but yer basic bidet is pretty low to the ground and even if a big person could manoeuvre onto it, they're less sturdy than actual loos. And at that size you have to keep yourself dry - a bidet would just fire water into the folds and o god why am I talking about this?

OT, but for our friends across the pond, bidets are uncommon in the US. Usually only seen in fancy hotels and plush homes. There probably isn't one in the whole state of Kentucky; at least not in AL's neck of the woods.

 

[Scaleghost]

Wasn't there one of those infomercial things for exactly that? I might be remembering wrong, but it was essentially a handle, the idea being the "larger" person stuck loo paper in it and used it to wipe. Please don't tell me that was only a thing in my head...

I think a bidet might make things worse. Dunno if they're the same in the US, but yer basic bidet is pretty low to the ground and even if a big person could manoeuvre onto it, they're less sturdy than actual loos. And at that size you have to keep yourself dry - a bidet would just fire water into the folds and o god why am I talking about this?

Yeah I've seen that too but don't believe it's an actual thing many fat people use. A lot of super obese people either do the best they can with their hands or just choose to smell like shit.
Where I'm from, in every home and apartment we have these tiny shower heads connected to the sink and you can wash yourself with that when you're on the toilet. It's kinda like a bidee and this would be really handy for obese people if they can't reach. But I do believe these are not a thing anywhere else.

 

[vodka]

Honestly why doesn't she just find a good home for her cats? She never sees them or spends quality time with them. The time that she does see them is just to pick up some more clothes/chokers so she can go stay with the Becks some more. She's never home. And as stated above, Rarity and Wasabi just wander around a dark, stinky apartment (can you imagine how her fridge smells? Rotten food) by themselves with no human companionship. It's ridiculous. But can we really expect anything more from her? She can hardly care for herself, let alone an apartment or 2 living creatures.

Because she doesn't actually care about them, I doubt any of that even crosses her mind.

To her, they're a part of her personality and she gets attention from them and can seem like a ~totally amazing animal lover~ just by owning them.

It's sad for them but you're expecting too much self awareness and selflessness from her.

 

[Here For The Tea]

At least we know they have a job, which is enough reason to be "busy" ...

 

[SisterChristian]

Honestly why doesn't she just find a good home for her cats? She never sees them or spends quality time with them. The time that she does see them is just to pick up some more clothes/chokers so she can go stay with the Becks some more. She's never home. And as stated above, Rarity and Wasabi just wander around a dark, stinky apartment (can you imagine how her fridge smells? Rotten food) by themselves with no human companionship. It's ridiculous. But can we really expect anything more from her? She can hardly care for herself, let alone an apartment or 2 living creatures.

In her mind, they are in a good home and she's an awesome cat mom, just like gorrl - she's an independent woman with budgeting skills.

She's delusional. She has no clue how to be a successfully functioning human being and she drags those poor animals down with her.

 

[Clown Baby]

If we're being really picky, she should have six - one each plus one extra for each storey of the house. Only nobody does that....but we're not claiming to be Pet Owner/Rescuer of the year (it bothers me she just gets kih-tuns then announces "I feel it was a stray/neglected/abused." And maybe you just stole someone's kitten that got out. And fuck you for buying Wasabi from a pet shop. Yes, they are cute - because pet shops take them away from their mothers too young. Its idiots like this fill shelters.)

Oopsie, that turned into a rant. Back on track....cats sleep 16-20 hours a day. Even Big Al can scrub a litterbox somewhere in that short timespan. And who the hell has an indoor cat and no spare? I'm as lazy as hell; put down the spare and leave the box sitting in weak bleach for a hour then slosh it out. Just SAY "because I'm fucking lazy" - at least its honest.

OT cat talk.

I'm in the "One per cat plus one extra" camp, because litter box competition is a real issue when you have multiple cats. One alpha male will guard a box or jump other cats as they exit the box which can lead to some kitties pissing outside the box to avoid the confrontation. 1 box for 2 cats is not enough especially if it isn't being cleaned.

Because she doesn't actually care about them, I doubt any of that even crosses her mind.

To her, they're a part of her personality and she gets attention from them and can seem like a ~totally amazing animal lover~ just by owning them.

It's sad for them but you're expecting too much self awareness and selflessness from her.

You hit the nail on the head, "I love animals" is part of her identity and since Becky doesn't seem to be on board with that, and al has adopted Beckys personality, she has ditched them. It sucks but honestly if anyone reported her for neglect the cats would just be put down and she'd get new ones.

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

Ask.fm updates... She's so freaking dumb. Besides, if she has 2 cats, she should have 3 litter boxes anyway. I remember the video where she takes out the trash, it was like two huge bags for just one person. Between her trash and the sprays, and burning all that wax, she's an environmental hazard.

and how could she have not gained weight since she lived at Destiny's house? That is such bullshit.

And actually, that pasta was a biggie, considering normal overweight people would use up nearly all of their points on fat/carb bomb like that. But I guess for big AL it's just a snack.

And who the heck is trusting her to house-sit and babysit? I call bullshit.

Possibly baby and house sitting with Becky at Becks' sister's house? Becky has a nephew she seems very attached to.
So basically she is (possibly) just hanging out with Becky who is house sitting...like it's her job. Whatever, I'll bet she's just tagging along trying to make it seem like someone trusted her to do these things.
Just a guess.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Possibly baby and house sitting with Becky at Becks' sister's house? Becky has a nephew she seems very attached to.
So basically she is (possibly) just hanging out with Becky who is house sitting...like it's her job. Whatever, I'll bet she's just tagging along trying to make it seem like someone trusted her to do these things.
Just a guess.

You are correct, confirmed in latest Ask.fm

 

[Tiny Clanger]

To be fair, she's not a really terrible pet owner - at worst, it's benign neglect and that accounts for any number of pets. No welfare agency is going to get aerated about it and some commenters can be a bit mad-cat-lady about it.

As ever though, what grinds gears is the disconnect. Some cats are totally independent and couldn't care less where you are, others are uber-clingy. Some happily share a litterbox, others don't. But she makes these judgements to suit her agenda, not predicated on the animals' behaviour. A KIT-ehn that is clingy enough that it wants to spend all day rammed down her Mariana's Cleavage and that is used to her being around all the time doesn't suddenly turn into a totally independent cat just because that's now convenient to fit in with a new goooorlfriend's aesthetic.

Additionally, once she's decided this is what her animals like, nothing seems to penetrate. She says her pets are happy but she doesn't listen to them anyway - I'm not a dog person, I know bugger-all about dogs and especially small, fat neurotic dogs but I know a dog that needs pee-pads taking everywhere you cart the poor creature is telling you something. A house-trained dog will be stressed if it pees inside; it expects punishment. But she encouraged Twinkie to do so in Destiny's room to "get back" at Destiny? So Twinkie uses the floor in desperation, is stressed by doing so, and the landlord has to deal with the damage because it goes through to the sub-floor and walls. And now Twinkie doesn't know where she's supposed to pee or when.

None of it is particularly big stuff, its not abuse, starvation or appalling neglect. But it's not this Mother Earth animal-lover persona she wants to project either. As ever, all talk and no do; instant defence "I'm right because and it's ok because and...and....and." Yes, there are commenters that go overboard about every tiny aspect of her life, but that's the nature of the uchoob beastie. Jumping to defend herself - badly - against the extremes doesn't do anything to address the actual, underlying issues. She sees it as hate, but most of the time it's banging-head-against-walls level frustration.

 

[Ambaby]

To be fair, she's not a really terrible pet owner - at worst, it's benign neglect and that accounts for any number of pets. No welfare agency is going to get aerated about it and some commenters can be a bit mad-cat-lady about it.

As ever though, what grinds gears is the disconnect. Some cats are totally independent and couldn't care less where you are, others are uber-clingy. Some happily share a litterbox, others don't. But she makes these judgements to suit her agenda, not predicated on the animals' behaviour. A KIT-ehn that is clingy enough that it wants to spend all day rammed down her Mariana's Cleavage and that is used to her being around all the time doesn't suddenly turn into a totally independent cat just because that's now convenient to fit in with a new goooorlfriend's aesthetic.

Additionally, once she's decided this is what her animals like, nothing seems to penetrate. She says her pets are happy but she doesn't listen to them anyway - I'm not a dog person, I know bugger-all about dogs and especially small, fat neurotic dogs but I know a dog that needs pee-pads taking everywhere you cart the poor creature is telling you something. A house-trained dog will be stressed if it pees inside; it expects punishment. But she encouraged Twinkie to do so in Destiny's room to "get back" at Destiny? So Twinkie uses the floor in desperation, is stressed by doing so, and the landlord has to deal with the damage because it goes through to the sub-floor and walls. And now Twinkie doesn't know where she's supposed to pee or when.

None of it is particularly big stuff, its not abuse, starvation or appalling neglect. But it's not this Mother Earth animal-lover persona she wants to project either. As ever, all talk and no do; instant defence "I'm right because and it's ok because and...and....and." Yes, there are commenters that go overboard about every tiny aspect of her life, but that's the nature of the uchoob beastie. Jumping to defend herself - badly - against the extremes doesn't do anything to address the actual, underlying issues. She sees it as hate, but most of the time it's banging-head-against-walls level frustration.

"But she encouraged Twinkie to do so in Destiny's room to 'get back' at Destiny?" Where did you find this information?

 

[Tiny Clanger]

"But she encouraged Twinkie to do so in Destiny's room to 'get back' at Destiny?" Where did you find this information?

See question mark at end of sentence.

 

[angelicbitch]

When we were talking about Amber repeating clothes and sleeping in them, I found this video where she states that she "doesn't like to repeat outfits until they've been washed" and that people "repeat sweaters a million times before washing them". It starts at 2:10. But we all know the truth

 

[Ambaby]

When we were talking about Amber repeating clothes and sleeping in them, I found this video where she states that she "doesn't like to repeat outfits until they've been washed" and that people "repeat sweaters a million times before washing them". It starts at 2:10. But we all know the truth

I have never heard her say "outfits". It's pronounced "ouffits" don't you know? AL's vocabulary should have it's own thread.

 

[haygurlhay]

I'll never get over the fact that she says shit like, "I know that don't matter." Fucking re.tard. Learn to speak, Amber.

 

[Golly]

Speech patterns usually reflect who you spend your time around. It's why when people encounter someone with a strong accent, it's not uncommon to feel compelled to adopt it. As a result, I'm a little reluctant to rage over Amber's way of talking, since her primary means of socializing is via the lesbian mafia, and they don't exactly strike me as well-educated, eloquent debutantes. In short, Amber never stood a chance.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Uh oh! AL's backed up.

With the mass quantities she eats, how does she not shit multiple times per day? She's either pretending to be a dainty lady who does not poo or she is seriously clogged.

 

[angelicbitch]

I also just wanted to mention that I've been trying to ask her on Ask.Fm about that kitty they got but never showed again - Scarlet. I want to know what happened to her, and I've asked multiple times when she's actively answering questions, but she seems to ignore them. Hmmm... Well, Amber, since we all know you read KF, enlighten us please? Because if you got rid of the kitty for a simple reason then it should be no problem for you to tell us.