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[Syaoran Li]

When I'm not busy pursuing a higher education, I'm usually self-employed during certain times of the year.

The pay sucks ass but I get to make my own hours.

 

[Hummingbird]

I almost got married last year.

 

[Zebedee]

I almost got married last year.

Lucky dodge.

 

[Syaoran Li]

I spent the weekend of my twenty-first birthday in New Orleans, Louisiana. Most of the time was spent drinking in the French Quarter or sitting in a cheap hotel room over in the suburbs (I think it was La Place, not sure) watching TV.

Let me tell you, never go to Louisiana in the middle of June. The humidity and heat is overbearing as fuck. Thank God I was buzzed half the time and the other half I was lazing around in a motel room with the air conditioning on at full blast. Sometimes I was both buzzed and cooled off indoors.

That being said, I'd love to go back to New Orleans, but if I ever go back again, it'll be during the winter.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

I can sing both bass and really high soprano.

 

[doubledigitgendergap]

I can sing silently in my head

 

[Witlich]

My picture is outdated. I've sprouted feathers this month.

 

[DatBepisTho]

I spent the weekend of my twenty-first birthday in New Orleans, Louisiana. Most of the time was spent drinking in the French Quarter or sitting in a cheap hotel room over in the suburbs (I think it was La Place, not sure) watching TV.

Let me tell you, never go to Louisiana in the middle of June. The humidity and heat is overbearing as fuck. Thank God I was buzzed half the time and the other half I was lazing around in a motel room with the air conditioning on at full blast. Sometimes I was both buzzed and cooled off indoors.

That being said, I'd love to go back to New Orleans, but if I ever go back again, it'll be during the winter.

I went in April and that shit was pretty humid back then, too.

 

[Prince Jello]

About a year ago, I discovered I had visual snow, and that it was an unusual thing. Prior to that, I thought everyone else had the same shitty, grainy vision.

 

[Count groudon]

I almost froze to death when we were setting up our swimming pool as a kid. We were pumping the water in from a well deep in the forest. Apparently the trees were so thick there that the ground didn't get much sunlight and this water was ice cold. But dumbass little me thought it'd be okay to splash around in it because it was warm out. After a few minutes of splashing I started shivering really badly and my vision was getting blurry but I still didn't get out. After a while my legs started going numb and I couldnt stand up anymore so my grandpa ran in and got me. I feel it really speaks a lot about my level of intelligence that I stayed in a freezing cold pool so long that I almost severely damaged my body.

 

[Syaoran Li]

I'm Scots-Irish and Starburst is solid, yet juicy like a liquid!

 

[Olhelm]

I intend to kick-start space colonization by forcing overpopulation on Earth by ending aging via CRISPR. It's the only way to save humanity, y'know.

 

[Antipathy]

I'm left handed.

 

[Syaoran Li]

I used to be a Goth in Middle School and High School.

 

[Leveilleur]

My sneezes are annoyingly high pitched. I generally get pretty bad allergies too, so there's no shortage of them.

 

[FierceBrosnan]

I'm painfully white, like I'm the whitest a person can get before it's considered albinism. At least it legally allows me to identify as a Vampire American.

 

[GingerDixie]

My icon is a Gengar.
My wallet has a Gengar on it.
Most of the Pokemon shirts that I wear have Gengar on them.

My favorite Pokemon is actually Nuzleaf.

(Though Gengar is a very close second. The reason I have so much Gengar shit is because it is the only Pokemon besides Pikachu with a lot of merch and I don't like Pikachu that much.)

 

[D. Sweatshirt]

I'm an identical twin.

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

I'm an identical twin.

Do you and your twin have magical mind powers?

My dad's a mirror-image twin. So while he and his brother are identical, they have some things that are asymmetrical. Like they have their cowlicks going in the opposite directions, and a mole on my dad's left cheek is on my uncle's right. It used to be the only way to tell them apart before my uncle got fat.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

I look and sound like a 12-13 year old girl despite being 18.