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[Dane]

I was born with a heart condition that makes it beat different than normal, it works perfectly fine but the abnormal heartbeat makes it sound like I'm about to have a fatal heart attack 24/7.
I've always gotta let the doctor know before they take a listen or they freak out and tell me I'm gonna die

 

[Sure Thing Idiot]

When I was a little kid I had nightmares so bad and so regularly that I taught myself to wake up on command, and I can still consciously wake myself from any dream or nightmare.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

A few years ago I used to chat on Omegle with ManyCam showing a looping animation of a guy hanged by the neck. Spammed some ZALGO text with spread words like"H E L P M E", "I'M TRAPPED" and "KILL ME", also spewed choking sounds over the mic.

I waited for a reaction and took screenshots. Some ppl got really scared to the point of sending their laptops flying across the room. I collected several of those screenshots over the years and called them "my trophies". Always did it on Halloween for maximum efficiency.

Here are some of them:

 

[Kyria the Great]

I have a mole on the right side of my nose that many have mistaken for a piercing.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

I have a mole on the right side of my nose that many have mistaken for a piercing.

Paint it silver and call it a day.

 

[Bob Page]

I'm known to have an armory of various airsoft guns and knives. Will post pics if asked nicely.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

I'm known to have an armory of various airsoft guns and knives. Will post pics if asked nicely.

Would you kindly post pictures of your airsoft arsenal, please?

 

[Bob Page]

Would you kindly post pictures of our airsoft arsenal, please?

Will do, give me a few hours to get them together.

 

[Bob Page]

Sorry for the double post. Here they are:

Spoiler: My Airsoft guns

A xmas gift. A co2-powered, 15-round Ruger p345

The first gun I ordered online. It's the dreaded CS AWP. I call it the 'Old Nosey'. 30 rounds of jolly ol' england.

My AEG AKM(or just AK)-74U aka the suchka "little bitch in russian". The first gun I bought in retail. A nice front grip with an ACOG/laser hybrid sight and a 500 round mag. I call it the 'Slavic Toothpick'.

My favorite long rifle in my arsenal. A VSR-10 MB03 bolt action sniper with a 30 round mag, a 4x magnification scope and a camo netting(Hence the velcro straps on the scope and barrel and also doubles as a shemagh). I call it the 'Simo' after a certain finnish sniper.

My AEG 120-round MP7, painted grayish tan and with various symbols from DOOM 2016 painted on it(messed up on the doom slayer rune). I need to get a better motor for it.

A birthday present, a green gas M1911 with blowback. A kick ass weapon I call 'Terror of Jerryland' or 'Montezuma's Hall Monitor'.

A gargantuan beast. My spring-powered M14 that holds 20 rounds of pure 'murican power and hits hella hard. the weight and length required the bipod. I nicknamed it the 'Victor Charlie's Nightmare'. I know I have a lot of long rifles in my armory. I like to snipe in outdoor arenas.

 

[I'm Just A Human Bean]

A few years ago I used to chat on Omegle with ManyCam showing a looping animation of a guy hanged by the neck and spammed ZALGO text with spread words like"HELP ME", "I'M TRAPPED" and "KILL ME", also spewed choking sounds over the mic.

I waited for a reaction and took screenshots. Some ppl got really scared to the point of sending their laptops flying across the room. I collected several of those screenshots over the years and called them "my trophies". Always did it on Halloween for maximum efficiency.

Here are some of them:

 

[Pepito The Cat]

Sorry for the double post. Here they are:

Spoiler: My Airsoft guns

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A xmas gift. A co2-powered, 15-round Ruger p345

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The first gun I ordered online. It's the dreaded CS AWP. I call it the 'Old Nosey'. 30 rounds of jolly ol' england.

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My AEG AKM(or just AK)-74U aka the suchka "little bitch in russian". The first gun I bought in retail. A nice front grip with an ACOG/laser hybrid sight and a 500 round mag. I call it the 'Slavic Toothpick'.

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My favorite long rifle in my arsenal. A VSR-10 MB03 bolt action sniper with a 30 round mag, a 4x magnification scope and a camo netting(Hence the velcro straps on the scope and barrel and also doubles as a shemagh). I call it the 'Simo' after a certain finnish sniper.

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My AEG 120-round MP7, painted grayish tan and with various symbols from DOOM 2016 painted on it(messed up on the doom slayer rune). I need to get a better motor for it.

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A birthday present, a green gas M1911 with blowback. A kick ass weapon I call 'Terror of Jerryland' or 'Montezuma's Hall Monitor'.

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A gargantuan beast. My spring-powered M14 that holds 20 rounds of pure 'murican power and hits hella hard. the weight and length required the bipod. I nicknamed it the 'Victor Charlie's Nightmare'. I know I have a lot of long rifles in my armory. I like to snipe in outdoor arenas.

Impressive shit, man. Thanks for sharing.

 

[Bob Page]

Impressive shit, man. Thanks for sharing.

You're welcome. There should be a new airsoft thread because I think the old one hasn't seen a post in years.

 

[DickRidersWelcome]

In college I worked at a motel doing the graveyard shift. The place had 2 buildings and in the winters the back one would get closed off because the place was a dump and we never need the rooms. Anyway, around Novemberish one night I got the urge to do something rotten. During my shift I went back to the closed off building went to a random room and took a shit on the bed. I continued to do this in the same room a few times a week until around Christmas time when I quit because the job sucked ass and I got a better paying gig. It wasn't always the bed. Sometimes it was in a drawer, the shower, the mini-fridge, the night stand, and so on.

Later I found out that when the busy season picked up they actually rented out the room without checking it so some poor bastard walked in to a room completely covered in 8 weeks of my droppings.

 

[Another Fellow]

In college I worked at a motel doing the graveyard shift. The place had 2 buildings and in the winters the back one would get closed off because the place was a dump and we never need the rooms. Anyway, around Novemberish one night I got the urge to do something rotten. During my shift I went back to the closed off building went to a random room and took a shit on the bed. I continued to do this in the same room a few times a week until around Christmas time when I quit because the job sucked ass and I got a better paying gig. It wasn't always the bed. Sometimes it was in a drawer, the shower, the mini-fridge, the night stand, and so on.

Later I found out that when the busy season picked up they actually rented out the room without checking it so some poor bastard walked in to a room completely covered in 8 weeks of my droppings.

I wasn't sure whether to rate this Winner, Horrifying, or Islamic Content so I'll do all three.

:horrifying::islamic:

 

[Randy Lahey]

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

 

[Zarkov]

I have yet to watch The Big Lebowski.

 

[ADN_VIII]

I own a small collection of cheap mechanical watches that i give as gifts to friends and family because a watch is always useful.

 

[D. Sweatshirt]

I have yet to watch The Big Lebowski.

I'd give that a "horrifying" rating if I could.

 

[bearycool]

I'm actually not that gay irl.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

I have yet to watch The Big Lebowski.

I'd give that a "horrifying" rating if I could.

Good thing I watched it a couple of years back.







But I still haven't watched Back to the Future.