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I can make a mean impromptu Black Russian with the right mix of chocolate milk and Smirnoff Blue Label vodka. (I hate the fucking word filter)

May not be a "proper" Black Russian, but damn it tastes good!

I've also come up with my own drink, the Red Russian, a mix of vodka and strawberry milk.
 
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FierceBrosnan said:
I'm painfully white, like I'm the whitest a person can get before it's considered albinism. At least it legally allows me to identify as a Vampire American.
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Do you sparkle or explode when sunlight hits you?
 
I took two years of Japanese in high school (and I was one of the best in the class because sperg powers, I guess), but since I wanted to take 3-D animation at a technical school and had seminary, I didn't have room on my schedule for Japanese III. I had gotten stuff to help me keep up with it (like a Japanese-English dictionary and some audio CDs I later lost lol), but I'm a lazy fuck and just stopped caring before I graduated. Except part of the reason I stopped keeping up on my Japanese was because my parents kept bothering me with "What are they saying???" regardless if they were being jokey or not.

I still watch anime and some occasional tokusatsu (need to make myself watch some drama someday) and a friend pointed me to a great Japanese-English dictionary site, so I still pick up on words and phrases, and have learned some more kanji, but I still no longer have a desire to become fluent in it.
 
In 1998 I had two babysitters who were Al-Qaeda sympathizers. They never had children so they treated me like the son they never had. They later kidnapped me and tried to radicalize after the US embassy bombings.
I sometimes wonder how much Donald would pay me to discuss how a little white boy got kidnapped and indoctrinated into radical Islam by two Muslim immigrants.
 
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LithuanianLudibrious said:
I'm black if that wasn't obvious, lol I'm Nigerian

I know how to read and write Russian, Swedish, French, and Mandarin decently, cause I want to be a foreign diplomat when I get older. Probably not, but hey if I travel there then I'm set.
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Do you know General Ogobombe? After he died, he left his son the money but the son couldn't get it because he had to pay a transfer fee and couldn't afford to because he spent all he had on a funeral procession. I helped him with it and he was supposed to give me some money for that. I just want to know if his son, Ruslan Agadaev, is OK. I don't care about the money.
 
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councilman les whinen said:
Do you know General Ogobombe? After he died, he left his son the money but the son couldn't get it because he had to pay a transfer fee and couldn't afford to because he spent all he had on a funeral procession. I helped him with it and he was supposed to give me some money for that. I just want to know if his son, Ruslan Agadaev, is OK. I don't care about the money.
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I don't know who that is. At all. First time I've heard of those people.
 
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councilman les whinen said:
This was like a year ago. Are you sure you never heard of a general with a vast fortune? I'm sure it would've made the local news at least. His son had a trout hatchery? Anything ring a bell?
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Nope, I never heard it. I guess I don't really pay attention to those things. Do not know about the situation at all. Maybe my mother knows something, but I don't.
 
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