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[Sylvie Paula Paula]

I code Tumblr themes in my spare time... website design in general is a big interest of mine.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

I had watermelon for dinner

 

[D. Sweatshirt]

Do you and your twin have magical mind powers?

My dad's a mirror-image twin. So while he and his brother are identical, they have some things that are asymmetrical. Like they have their cowlicks going in the opposite directions, and a mole on my dad's left cheek is on my uncle's right. It used to be the only way to tell them apart before my uncle got fat.

We don't have telepathy or anything like that, though we do finish each other's sentences now and then. I'm left-handed, he's right-handed.

 

[ShittyRecolor]

Whenever I feel embarassed, frustrated or just plain bored and I don't think anyone can hear me I have this bad habit of mutter-singing various songs, only I replace the lyrics with numerous variations of the phrase "fuck me in the ass". Some of my favorite songs I like to give the fuck-me-in-the-ass treatment include Makafushigi Adventure, Limit Break X Survivor, the chorus of Shake That Ass For Me, Bohemian Rhapsody, We Will Rock You, You Shook Me All Night Long, Every Breath You Take and many others.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

We don't have telepathy or anything like that, though we do finish each other's sentences now and then. I'm left-handed, he's right-handed.

Oh man, if I had a twin brother, we would double team girls left and right.

 

[Lensherr]

I have owned an albino hedgehog. Its turds were massive and stunk like shit.

 

[bearycool]

Jk, I love men and being fabulous.

 

[Zarkov]

I am actually Tommy Wiseau irl.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

Both of my grandmothers are still alive. One is 94 and one is 103.

 

[What a moron]

Saw a guy eat food from the outside McDonald's bin once

 

[drain]

I love the movie No Country For Old Men and I actually like 'Old West' aesthetics

 

[Florence]

Every time I raise my eyebrows, my scalp moves forwards. My father's the only other person I know who can do it.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

For the last thirty years, every RPG I've played, online and off, I've made a character named "El Pollo Loco".

 

[oldTireWater]

I openly admit that I'm fucking terrible at my job, but everyone thinks I'm just being modest.

 

[doubledigitgendergap]

Im a massive hypocrite

 

[El Porko Fako]

I have two bald spots when I grow out facial hair. One almost unnoticeable spot on my top lip from when I got elbowed in the face during football practice and my tooth went through my lip (got a cute little scar now). The other is a bald spot on my neck, and I have no idea why hair won't grow there anymore. These spots are why I always shave my facial hair now. I look like a tard otherwise now imo.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

My first car was a 1987 Chevy Camaro IROC-Z. It died a year later and I replaced it with a 1991 Nissan Frontier.

 

[Black Waltz]

I look like I'm 25-26, but I'm only 19.

 

[Hummingbird]

For the life of me, I can't get lighters to work.

 

[KickyerArsene]

I look like I'm 25-26, but I'm only 19.

How ironic. I'm 30+ and look 19.