Reveal something totally unexpected about yourself - Shock and awe awaits - Don't powerlevel

[Syaoran Li]

I play tabletop role-playing games.

 

[Clownfish]

I am a vampiric tranny who feast on souls of thirsty neck beards pair with an Asian amateur kickboxer both trapped in a white man body

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

I am a vampiric tranny who feast on souls of thirsty neck beards pair with an Asian amateur kickboxer both trapped in a white man body

Look man the thread says "UNexpected".

 

[Ntwadumela]

I've only used the Counter Terrorist team on Counterstrike.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I once created a whole religion from scratch in about 30 minutes. I was gonna go the L. Ron Hubbard route and use it to get rich, but I'm simply not ruthless enough to do that. Instead, I turned it into a bunch of Great Old One worshippers and dropped it into my Call of Cthulhu game.

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

I'm Illiterate and don't know know what this website is about. I just like the green colour.

 

[KickyerArsene]

I pretty much have always had the same hair as my avatar.

And it's really not as fun as it looks.

 

[admiral]

My choice of course at university (and, by extension, my future career) was almost entirely founded by a bizarre crush I had on Russian Baritone Dmitri Hvorostovsky when I was 13.

 

[Lemmy]

I'm taking a voice acting class.

 

[Black Waltz]

I tried to hang myself with my umbilical cord when I was born

 

[Zarkov]

For a while I genuinely believed Ryan Cash was real.

 

[DatBepisTho]

I live in a supposedly haunted house.
-There's even a headstone out back!

 

[Raging Capybara]

My dick is really small (12cm, about 4.7 in, completely hard), I have negative self esteem.

 

[Nekromantik]

Listening to old radio shows like Lights out and reading Pulp novels is my idea of relaxing.

 

[Clownfish]

Look man the thread says "UNexpected".

There is a difference between exceptional and unexpected?

 

[c-no]

Contrary to the handle I once had (Korean Looten Plunder), I'm not actually Korean but I do have another kind of Asian within me.

 

[rookie]

I'm socially awkward and have 0% self esteem; no one at my workplace knows about the last bit though.

oh wait I have an anime avatar that's very much expected of me

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

In my friend groups, I'm the fighting game guy. Except I rarely play fighting games (the only ones I have are Virtua Fighter 5, KOFXIV AND SFV and only really "grew up" with VF5); I just happen to know a lot of lore to make up for the fact I don't play them. Unfortunately I'm also pretty damn stupid and don't understand mechanics that well

 

[Ntwadumela]

In my friend groups, I'm the fighting game guy. Except I rarely play fighting games (the only ones I have are Virtua Fighter 5, KOFXIV AND SFV and only really "grew up" with VF5); I just happen to know a lot of lore to make up for the fact I don't play them. Unfortunately I'm also pretty damn stupid and don't understand mechanics that well

You should play more of them.
They're one of my absolute favorite genres of video games and there's different genres I happen to like as well

 

[Azafran90]

I have made yaoi of my ex-husband and his brother, but I only added my ex because of common courtesy