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[Morose_Obesity]

Despite being super-racist at times, I still listen to Fishbone, Living Colour and Earth Wind and Fire.

Despite being in my mid 40s, I totally look about 38.

 

[Vex Overmind]

I have a history of rage quitting.

 

[Count groudon]

i started listening to heavy metal music when I played the 3D splatterhouse game on my xbox and I realized I was really into the soundtrack. For some reason I'm deeply ashamed of the fact that I discovered my favorite music genre from a relatively obscure video game.

I'm really into studying scary folklore, ghost stories, and occult bullshit, but my love of spookiness has given me many, many sleepless nights.

 

[Black Waltz]

I'm socially awkward and have 0% self esteem; no one at my workplace knows about the last bit though.

oh wait I have an anime avatar that's very much expected of me

you're talking about 80% of the userbase here

 

[Morose_Obesity]

I'm actually pretty funny and friendly in real life and you'd have no idea of the evil contained within me.

 

[Zarkov]

I fear that reading @Rumpled Foreskin's name aloud will bend my dick into a cosmic horror.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

I fear that reading @Rumpled Foreskin's name aloud will bend my dick into a cosmic horror.

Actually, you have to say it thirteen times, in a dark basement. Then your dick gets bent and shrinks/grows to be around 7 inches.

 

[Syaoran Li]

I can make a pretty mean Screwdriver out of Smirnoff Blue Label vodka and generic store brand orange juice.

Also, I am fascinated with world history. Especially European history, and to a lesser extent, the history of China and Japan. Currently reading a lot of information about the Ancient Celts. It's pretty interesting, as it's a subject I haven't read too much on.

Apparently, the Galatians mentioned in the New Testament were Celtic mercenaries and settlers living in Asia Minor (present-day Turkey). I did not know that before.

The more you know!

 

[Robotulism Plus]

Per my parent's initiative, I learned to read music before English.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

I lack flaws.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I don't have a toroidal boat (innertube raft) IRL.

 

[Zarkov]

Sometimes I don't post in threads on the CWC board because I have nothing interesting to say.

 

[Clown Baby]

I can fold my tongue into three loops

 

[Orkeosaurus]

When I was in fourth grade I was so obsessed with James Bond since I was the class clown the most popular girl in class would cosplay as James Bond's damsel in distress. I started hanging out with a bad crowd in 6th grade and she became a cheerleader so she would pretend not to know me


(I was voted the class president for ninth grade as a joke by my friends and she the queen so I got my revenge eventually. Unfortumately my mom died around that time so I couldn't take my rightful throne.)

 

[LikeicareKF]

I'm actually trans-hotdog

 

[Syaoran Li]

I like Pepsi.

 

[DildoGaggins]

I have a pituitary cyst, which in turn makes me look half as old as I actually am.

 

[Antipathy]

I once contemplated a career in psychology. Even now, it's a major interest of mine.

 

[Hiragana]

Studied abroad among the Abbos for a year.

 

[hea_racist]

Most of the random texts sound like something I'd say