Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[SisterChristian]

fftopic: As hell, but does anyone else wonder if Sharla is upset because she picked the wrong team? Yeah, the Double Dees suck with animals, but Destiny is undeniably funny and charming in Amber's videos. Everyone was always going on about Destiny being autistic, but I don't see it. To me, for her age, she seems to have a wicked sense of humor and just be genuinely fun to be around. She is also obviously a very kind young woman to have never blasted AOn her myriad lies and contradictions. So she likes Star Wars toys? A lot of folks like to collect random things that could be considered immature for their age.

So, long, off topic story even longer, Sharla obviously once had a good relationship with Destiny, but she rabidly turned on her after D dumped Amber. I'm not judging her for doing so, as that's often what a good friend will do in those situations, but I'll bet a $50 that she now regrets it. She still works with the Double Dees, and sees them regularly. She used to take her lunch breaks with Destiny and they would sit in her car and laugh/carry on in fun. She doesn't even talk to shitty Amber anymore. Poor Sharla. She was trying to be a good friend, but she chose the wrong side. for them patching things up.

Sorry for the looong, boring off topic sperging, guys.

While I'm racking up those off topic ratings, I have another question for some of you. Some of you guys are regular and valuable (in my opinion) contributors to this thread, but are still Guests. Why don't you guys join us officially? I see Sister Christian, among others post often with good comments. C'mon in, the water's fine :dumb: fftopic:

Aww shucks, you're making me blush. I guess I'll have to register now.

To stay on topic- I think Sharla probably feels awkward around the DDs at this point. It'd be interesting if they patched things up, but I don't see it happening.

 

[walshtree]

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I don't think she know's what journalism is. I think she must think it's writing in a journal or something. View attachment 259375

Hahaha she's so clueless about everything

 

[Bashful Bunny]

Nobody would hire a 500 pound slob with a 4th grade writing level and no qualifications to be a reporter. They wouldn't even hire her to clean the office toilets. Better luck next time, Al.

 

[IDEK]

At least we can all laugh if Destiny and Dana upload more often than her while managing a full time job and actually taking care of their animals.

Adding to the optimism: them vlogging a weight loss journey, actually sticking with it, and losing weight.

 

[FatFuckingClown]

Nobody would hire a 500 pound slob with a 4th grade writing level and no qualifications to be a reporter. They wouldn't even hire her to clean the office toilets. Better luck next time, Al.

See, but that's where you're wrong- literally ANYBODY can be a reporter. It's all about sending the reporters out so the editors can put all the little snippets together in order to form a halfway coherent story. They're literally the errand boys of the newsroom, and more often than not, they actually will be tasked with bringing coffee and shit to the editors from time to time.

They MIGHT pick somebody like Amber, but only because she reeks of having no obligation to distract her from collecting quotes and dates at any given time. Editors love to find people they think will ask, "how high?", when told to jump.

Of course, she'd find a way to mess even that up, but it's still not out of the question, especially for such an out of the way, rural area.

 

[IDEK]

 

[haygurlhay]

I asked her TWICE tonight on ask.fm about scheduling videos ahead of time to go live while she's out "running errands" so her upload schedule isn't so shitty and she OF COURSE ignored them lol lazy fucking bitch.

 

[dumpster bitch]

See, but that's where you're wrong- literally ANYBODY can be a reporter. It's all about sending the reporters out so the editors can put all the little snippets together in order to form a halfway coherent story. They're literally the errand boys of the newsroom, and more often than not, they actually will be tasked with bringing coffee and shit to the editors from time to time.

They MIGHT pick somebody like Amber, but only because she reeks of having no obligation to distract her from collecting quotes and dates at any given time. Editors love to find people they think will ask, "how high?", when told to jump.

Of course, she'd find a way to mess even that up, but it's still not out of the question, especially for such an out of the way, rural area.

There are plenty of people with journalism degrees who can't get jobs at papers (or elsewhere). There is literally no way Amber could ever be a reporter. She's a 500 lb idiot. Just no.

 

[DongMiguel]

How the fuck can you not like fruit? I get not liking all fruit - but to say you don't like fruit? Goddamn.

 

[ghostworld]

And yet another lie...a few videos back she said she hurt her back carrying buckets of kitty litter. (The yellow tidy cats buckets are 28lbs), so maybe she can lift a little more than 20lbs, but certainly not easily and without hurting herself.

You give her very little credit, she is stronger than most of us... Carrying more than 100 lbs of fat on her arms 24/7 is no easy chore.

 

[Assgardian]

How the fuck can you not like fruit? I get not liking all fruit - but to say you don't like fruit? Goddamn.

Right? It's why the saying "apples and oranges" exists. They're totally different in taste and texture.

Someone excluding an entire food group smacks of immaturity, especially at her age.

 

[sailorville]

Amber cant even journal her own day to day life why does she think she can do it on a bigger scale?

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

She doesn't even use her bigger scale.

 

[Broken Pussy]

Aww shucks, you're making me blush. I guess I'll have to register now.

To stay on topic- I think Sharla probably feels awkward around the DDs at this point. It'd be interesting if they patched things up, but I don't see it happening.

You definitely should. You're a regular poster who actually contributes to the conversation.

 

[Bashful Bunny]

See, but that's where you're wrong- literally ANYBODY can be a reporter. It's all about sending the reporters out so the editors can put all the little snippets together in order to form a halfway coherent story. They're literally the errand boys of the newsroom, and more often than not, they actually will be tasked with bringing coffee and shit to the editors from time to time.

They MIGHT pick somebody like Amber, but only because she reeks of having no obligation to distract her from collecting quotes and dates at any given time. Editors love to find people they think will ask, "how high?", when told to jump.

Of course, she'd find a way to mess even that up, but it's still not out of the question, especially for such an out of the way, rural area.

Source: Husband is in journalism and has experience as a reporter.

Most reporters have to be able to attend meetings and events, track down officials like police chiefs and mayors for interviews and comments, and be able to move quickly through a crowd. They also have to be able to meet deadlines and keep up with their workload, which can include long work hours and giving their editor coherent articles that require little work to print. They also need to either have a communications degree or proof that they've got experience writing, like freelancing or working for companies for free for x amount of years. At her size and with her resume, there's absolutely no way she would be hired as a reporter, especially since the job market is so competitive and a large number of companies require 3+ years of paid experience to even consider an application.


Amber is too fat, lazy and dumb to be a journalist.

 

[despacito hot cheeto]

So just to clarify: She has content. She just doesn't any have content.

 

[Clown Baby]

I've never seen someone be so smug while being a lazy, jobless waste. Most people like her are (rightfully) crying in private because their life is so awful. She's like "you guys, I'm like constantly busy and moving, if you don't understand my painterly prose, look it up on google." Bitch, you're squatting at Becky's and pretending that what she's doing is your activity too. How many morbidly obese lesbians do you need to babysit a 7 year old?

 

[Cocco]

How the fuck can you not like fruit? I get not liking all fruit - but to say you don't like fruit? Goddamn.

Right? It's why the saying "apples and oranges" exists. They're totally different in taste and texture.
Someone excluding an entire food group smacks of immaturity, especially at her age.

In the fruit mukbang she doesn't act like someone who doesn't enjoy fruits, she keeps repeating how good the cherries she's eating are and said she was craving oranges. Among all her usual lies she also says she already washed the cherries but she just put them back in their original (dirty) bag... yet took an unnecessary big bowl to spit like 7 seeds.
In an older mukbang(the crunchy food one) while eating an apple she starts thinking about a possible fruit mukbang and talks a lot about them also saying pineapple is her favorite.
And some wonder why she has so much hate. She's is a pathological liar and has been hurting people's ears with lies and excuses for years from the smallest shit to the most important ones, all this while earning from it, hate is the minimum she should get.

(PL) Anyway, to be honest while I love all sorts of veggies and they're all I eat basically, I don't enjoy fruits very much either, except maybe watermelon, I'm not that crazy about sweets in general. I don't feel immature because it though. Also considering how she eats isn't that strange she doesn't like them and lied everytime she acted like she does.

About the reporter thing, I agree with everyone who already said she could never do that as a job. My hb did it for few years after uni and yeah there is no way she can handle it, also who would want to hire her to wanddle with coffee in her hands?


This is unrelated but why not.

 

[GORL]

In the fruit mukbang she doesn't act like someone who doesn't enjoy fruits, she keeps repeating how good the cherries she's eating are and said she was craving oranges. Among all her usual lies she also says she already washed the cherries but she just put them back in their original (dirty) bag... but took an unnecessary big bowl to spit like 7 seeds.
In an older mukbang(the crunchy food one) while eating an apple she starts thinking about a possible fruit mukbang and talks a lot about them also saying pineaple is her favorite.
And some wonder why she has so much hate. She's is a pathological liar and has been hurting people's ears with lies and excuses for years from the smallest shit to the most important ones, all this while earning from it, hate is the minimum she should get.
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I actually wonder if Destiny didn't like fruit and Amber took that dislike for herself. Does anyone remember if it was ever mentioned if Destiny didn't like fruit? Amber is always trying to morph her personality to her partners'.

 

[Cocco]

I actually wonder if Destiny didn't like fruit and Amber took that dislike for herself. Does anyone remember if it was ever mentioned if Destiny didn't like fruit? Amber is always trying to morph her personality to her partners'.

I remember from a few vlogs of them recording what they were buying for groceries or bringing to work for lunch and also from D instagram that she seems to like strawberries and bananas for sure but I'm almost 100% sure I've seen her somewhere with a kiwi too. I don't think Destiny doesn't like fruits, Amberlynn herself was eating fruits more often when she was with D whether she was faking to like it or not.
During that time she was trying hard to act like she loves healthy meals, fruits, vegan, veggies and her amazing soups so Idk if it depends on her adapting herself to her gf or her just acting like she doesn't like only fatty food, she does both.