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The central belief of every moron is that he is the victim of a mysterious conspiracy against his common rights and true deserts. He ascribes all his failure to get on in the world, all of his congenital incapacity and damfoolishness, to the machinations of werewolves assembled in Wall Street, or some other such den of infamy. —H.L. Mencken

Our friend Mencken may as well have been describing Chris.
 
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Crazy Pacer said:
The central belief of every moron is that he is the victim of a mysterious conspiracy against his common rights and true deserts. He ascribes all his failure to get on in the world, all of his congenital incapacity and damfoolishness, to the machinations of werewolves assembled in Wall Street, or some other such den of infamy. —H.L. Mencken

Our friend Mencken may as well have been describing Chris.
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I'm pretty sure it was Bob who came up with the 'homosexual conspiracy against autism' thing. Chris just latched onto it because stupid. Otherwise, good quote!
 
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FifthColumn said:
Lets say Chris commits another crime. The judge out of kindness, sentences him not to prison, but to a group home full of "slow in da minds." How would Chris respond? Would he ever get off his high horse, and realize that he is just a "slow in da mind" after all, and is not like, nor ever will be, one of the nice, normal people?
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I have a couple of friends who work in mental healthcare, and they've told me about a few cases where a person in a mental hospital was utterly convinced that they were completely sane, it's just that they were there because they knew too much/because they were under government protection/because they were an ideal subject for testing the machine-that-puts-voices-in-people's-heads installed in the basement. Given Chris' inability to take responsibility for anything, and his superhuman ability to delude himself, he'd probably be one of those guys. He's already got three or four conspiracy theories he could use to back it up.
 
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Generally when someone like Chris says he isn't this or that, there's a good chance that he is. That, or people are just trying to rattle his chains. Whichever is more likely depends on the situation.
 
DrChristianTroy said:
I doubt they knew about them. God I hope they didn't.
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I'm pretty sure Barb knew in intimate detail about his sex-dolls. I can't remember where I heard this, but I seem to recall an event where Chris was bitching at Barb because he didn't want to keep his sex-dolls in the cupboard because they would melt in there.

I really hope that's just fault memory talking...
 
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Pinhead said:
I'm pretty sure Barb knew in intimate detail about his sex-dolls. I can't remember where I heard this, but I seem to recall an event where Chris was bitching at Barb because he didn't want to keep his sex-dolls in the cupboard because they would melt in there.

I really hope that's just fault memory talking...
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Kacey Call 15. His mother is yelling at him about cleaning up (lol) and he's making a bunch of excuses about it and mentions that moving his love doll somewhere will cause it to melt.

Chris: Yeah but I mean where do you expect me to put- where do you expect me to put them in here, in my room?

Barbara: I didn't say put them in your room. There's a chest in that closet, there's a chest at the end of the kitchen. What- all you do is stack up stuff in the kitchen like you do in here and...We gotta, yeah neatly put things in the kitchen. But it takes two. And I have to feel like doing it. And I- I don't feel like-

Chris: B-b-buh-yut mum it's just a closet, I mean you put in the-er-whu- I already had a bunch of my stuff in there. I mean where am I gonna put that stuff downstairs? I don't know where else to put it. Especially that love doll.

Barbara: [unintelligible]

Chris: [sigh] Then it would- it- it gets hot- it gets hot in there and then it'll just [sound of Chris hitting Julay]
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CHRISSHUN, BRING ME ONE-A DEM KITCHEN DAWLS. MAMA AIN'T GOIN' NOWHUR TO GET A SANGWITCH. MAMA'S LEGS ARE TIRED. JUST SQUIRT ME OUT SOMMA DAT MAYOR-NAISE LIKE A GOOD BOY.

B-but M, dat, Mom, dat's one of m, dat's one of my Sets dawls!

YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE TALKIN WHEN I'M HUNGRY! NOW YOU GET OVER HERE AND FILL YOUR MAMA UP WIT' DAT DERE GODDAMN MAYOR-NAISE! AND EAT YER FOOD!

I uh-- oh b- oh jee- I- uh. *stress sigh*

(Not even Chris deserves to see Barb's cum-gums)
 
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If I remember right, they were sent Christmas cards with scenes from the sex tape on them.
 
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Pinhead said:
CHRISSHUN, BRING ME ONE-A DEM KITCHEN DAWLS. MAMA AIN'T GOIN' NOWHUR TO GET A SANGWITCH. MAMA'S LEGS ARE TIRED. JUST SQUIRT ME OUT SOMMA DAT MAYOR-NAISE LIKE A GOOD BOY.

B-but M, dat, Mom, dat's one of m, dat's one of my Sets dawls!

YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE TALKIN WHEN I'M HUNGRY! NOW YOU GET OVER HERE AND FILL YOUR MAMA UP WIT' DAT DERE GODDAMN MAYOR-NAISE! AND EAT YER FOOD!

I uh-- oh b- oh jee- I- uh. *stress sigh*

(Not even Chris deserves to see Barb's cum-gums)
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I'll have to remember this whenever I need to induce vomiting.
 
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