Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Trainwreck said:
"I just walked a mile to catch a bus. It's good exercise for shedding that hospital weight."

His answer to why he was in the hospital.

"Psychotic episode. Needed meds. Diabetes sugar levels through the ceiling too."
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I'm going to guess Alcohol issues on top of everything else?
 
Aristophanes said:
Apparently the reason Lucas has been forced to move elsewhere is because he broke the conditions of his release by uploading videos - and the place he was staying (Beth House) kicked him out accordingly.
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Can you blame them? It probably causes complaints in the neighborhood when hordes of Millennial girls converge on the place and start screaming for the Wern and throwing their underwear and stuff.
 
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Aristophanes said:
A Wernologist made a post about it on the SOFALAW Facebook page, which I'm treating with a pinch of salt until it can be verified (this is why I used "apparently" at the beginning of the post).
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Good to take that with a large grain of salt. It's run by some self-proclaimed vigilante weirdo that the police told to stop. His cryptic messages are just power trips half the time, I'm convinced.
 
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mdrop22 said:
Good to take that with a large grain of salt. It's run by some self-proclaimed vigilante weirdo that the police told to stop. His cryptic messages are just power trips half the time, I'm convinced.
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The SOFALAW page is excellent in terms of archiving (as they have archived nearly all of Lucas' Facebook content) and the occasional bit of intel, but other than that it's purpose in relation to the Farms is non-existent.

While we laugh at Lucas, the SOFALAW page is more or less a place dedicated to A-Logging him (which gets both boring and pointless after a while).
 
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Jamie Leigh Fischer is taking advantage of Werner's return to civilization to attention whore some more. I'm open to correction, but I believe this is the first time I've seen the two of them actually interact (Jamie had posted on his videos before but I hadn't seen him respond previously).

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Lucas has also been uncharacteristically quiet over the weekend, so it could be likely that he has been re-committed to the looney bin, or has moved into new accomodation (without access to social media).

It's all speculation at the moment.
 
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Aristophanes said:
Apparently the reason Lucas has been forced to move elsewhere is because he broke the conditions of his release by uploading videos - and the place he was staying (Beth House) kicked him out accordingly.
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Is that a condition to stay in a half way house/mental care facility? I always wondered about their rules on social media use during inpatient treatment. I guess it makes sense.
 
Lucas Werner gives off massive child rapist/killer vibes. His best attempt at not being creepy is to tell you that he's not creepy and say that several people have said he's not creepy.

Lucas Werner makes videos for YouTube.

Yeah guys, I agree with you. It's definitely the videos that Beth House are objecting to.
 
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Cato said:
Jamie Leigh Fischer is taking advantage of Werner's return to civilization to attention whore some more. I'm open to correction, but I believe this is the first time I've seen the two of them actually interact (Jamie had posted on his videos before but I hadn't seen him respond previously).

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Looks like Jamie took a massive L here.
 
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I'd imagine that Lucas' behaviour made life difficult for both staff and other patients at Beth House, and the videos only made it worse. If you're a patient recovering from an episode/crisis in a care facility the last thing you'll want is someone like Lucas shitting up the place and stressing you out.
 
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I didn't see anyone post this, but a local newspaper in Spokane actually published an article last week about Werner making and then rescinding the $1000 offer, lol. There are 73 comments on the article, mostly from people previously unfamiliar with Lucas expressing their horror over discovering him and his facebook page.

Direct link to article, and archived version:
http://www.spokesman.com/stories/2017/jul/13/man-ejected-from-downtown-spokane-starbucks-for-as/
https://web.archive.org/web/2017072...ected-from-downtown-spokane-starbucks-for-as/

There are also a lot of rumours and speculation on his facebook page and youtube comments that he's already been brought back to the loony bin. No real verification of this as of yet, but it was quite a tease for him to dump a ton of new content as soon as he got out only to go dark again right away.
 
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IanP226 said:
Haha

Seems like the Wern loves messing with the public.

Why else would you build an Internet shrine to your own sexual frustration and share it openly with the public like he has?
The Wern has got to be a professional troll.
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The answer is that he is mentally ill, you fuckwit. He is not a professional troll and truely believes his half baked "scientific theories".
 
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IanP226 said:
Haha

Seems like the Wern loves messing with the public.

Why else would you build an Internet shrine to your own sexual frustration and share it openly with the public like he has?
The Wern has got to be a professional troll.
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Whenever I see this...
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...I know by now that I'm in for something facepalm-worthy stupid, but this post still managed to exceed my expectations in that respect.

You've been following and posting in this thread for months. How the fuck could you possibly think that Werner might be a troll at this point?
 
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Rumpled Foreskin said:
Why did this happen? Surely no one is foolish enough to mess with the wizard of telomerase
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Weebly automatically unpublishes any free websites you have if there hasn't been any activity on the page in six months. It's still saved under your account, but you have to log back into your profile and republish the page so that you can have it live again. I'm assuming they do this to conserve server space.
 
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Does anyone know what happened to Lucas? I would assume loony bin or a cave in the woods.
 
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