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Phil has announced that he will be re-playing Bloodborne as a no-grind run, including the Old Hunters DLC, in either January or next summer.
He really has no idea how to make money. It would be the simplest thing in the world to announce, "I may play Bloodborne again, but that all depends on Patreon. If people donate $1,500 each month through the end of the year, I will play it in January. However, if any months fall short of that funding goal then I will play it next summer."
The most highly demanded playthrough in years for DSP, and he's going to just play it on a whim.
Business degree.

 
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SirJamesDTech said:
Phil has announced that he will be re-playing Bloodborne as a no-grind run, including the Old Hunters DLC, in either January or next summer.
He really has no idea how to make money. It would be the simplest thing in the world to announce, "I may play Bloodborne again, but that all depends on Patreon. If people donate $1,500 each month through the end of the year, I will play it in January. However, if any months fall short of that funding goal then I will play it next summer."
The most highly demanded playthrough in years for DSP, and he's going to just play it on a whim.
Business degree.

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His viewers should take this as a sign Dsp is not worried about making it to at least January, so they can and should ignore any future doomsday scenarios where Phil can't make it without their money.
 
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Phil's having a lot of trouble with the Biolizard in SA2 right now. He doesn't realize you can somersault underneath the higher projectiles to dodge them and is getting his ass handed to him as a result. Essentially, he thinks game is worse than the first one because he keeps dying and is going on about how he doesn't want to play it anymore. If it weren't for the Persona 3 fiasco, I'd say a ragequit is in the cards.

EDIT: Never mind. He just beat it... *sigh*
 
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Won't be able to post it until the Hate Live podcast gets uploaded, but Phil said if he didn't make a living doing YouTube he'd want to own something like an Italian restaurant and sell his family sauce.

Personally, I'd love to see other people have to share the suffering that entails when his garlic sugar sauce is consumed.
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Phil really is a delusional person, isn't he? There's no way a guy that microwave and eat fast food as often as he do would have the taste buds nor the skills for cooking Italian food.
 
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Phil really is a delusional person, isn't he? There's no way a guy that microwave and eat fast food as often as he do would have the taste buds nor the skills for cooking Italian food.
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His "Italian food" would just be things with his beetus sauce on them. He might initially try some other stuff but he'll realize that it's easier to just buy different kinds of pasta and dump the same sauce on it. Even if he made pizza like he said he wants to, it'd either get phased out or use the same exact sauce as everything else. The entire restaurant would be built on the back of his sauce.
 
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His "Italian food" would just be things with his beetus sauce on them. He might initially try some other stuff but he'll realize that it's easier to just buy different kinds of pasta and dump the same sauce on it. Even if he made pizza like he said he wants to, it'd either get phased out or use the same exact sauce as everything else. The entire restaurant would be built on the back of his sauce.
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Oh God, and he'd apply the rest of his unique logic to it as well.
"Other restaurants, they try to pull you in, okay? 'Ooh look at us, we're gonna serve pizza, and burgers and all this other bullshit because it's what the mainstream restaurants do.' Right? Well that isn't me, okay? If you want to come in, and have AUTHENTIC ITALIAN FOOD, which is WHAT I'M HERE FOR, you'll come in and try some of my famous Italian sauce, okay? I've been doing this since 2008, dude, I'm not gonna throw it all out the window and start following the trends to get my five minutes of fame, ack ack"
 
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Sometimes your childhood reading books overlap with a lolcow ( Are You My Mother? - P.D. Eastman).





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Shizuka said:
He's going to play Siren: Blood Curse on Sunday and Monday... doubt that he'd finish it in two days.
Also way to fuck over those who want DR2 to be finished.
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This is such a random game to play. It has a lot of stealth, which is arguably the thing he is worst at in video games, and it is a horror game, which is a genre Phil acts like he is too tough and manly to be scared of. That scream cam shit is awful, but that is what a lot of people expect when you play a horror game. Not a 35 year old belching and snorting into the microphone while missing half of the scares because he is staring at his chat and the other half he plays tough like it is impressive he was not scared by a video game.

Oh yeah. What better time to blow money on a random game then when your bank account is about to be overdrawn. He has gotten so lazy he is not even putting effort into keeping up his scams anymore.
 
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Oh yeah. What better time to blow money on a random game then when your bank account is about to be overdrawn. He has gotten so lazy he is not even putting effort into keeping up his scams anymore.
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Unless he has the worst deal ever on his WA condo, he could sell that thing for bank. Friend of mine moved into a place in Arlington six months ago and it tripled in value, and Arlington just some shit nowhere town. He turned around and sold that thing asap. Why Phil won't do that is mind boggling.
 
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Unless he has the worst deal ever on his WA condo, he could sell that thing for bank. Friend of mine moved into a place in Arlington six months ago and it tripled in value, and Arlington just some shit nowhere town. He turned around and sold that thing asap. Why Phil won't do that is mind boggling.
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It's up over $100k since he moved in.
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FatNero said:
Unless he has the worst deal ever on his WA condo, he could sell that thing for bank. Friend of mine moved into a place in Arlington six months ago and it tripled in value, and Arlington just some shit nowhere town. He turned around and sold that thing asap. Why Phil won't do that is mind boggling.
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A short sale isn't the only way to get rid of property. Theres deeds in lieu, renegotiation of mortgage terms, or you know...if all else fails...selling for peanuts or giving it up to avoid digging the hole even deeper. Depending on the circumstances the ding to credit is no worse than a short sale and you get on track sooner to rebuild your record. But this requires opening google and looking around for at least a couple minutes.
 
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