Containment Random Chris Updates

[Mariposa Electrique]

He more likely got it from The Simpsons.

Chris is not as elegant, here's a better example

 

[SirTrashBagz]

Figured this could be some fun to decipher . Half of these make no sense but it did give me a good laugh .

 

[Postal Dude]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-249#post-2501715

This might point you in the right direction.

 

[SirTrashBagz]

Thanks I should take this one down then lol .

 

[Phil_morris_racing]

Thanks I should take this one down then lol .

bro quit being such a trolling-stupid

I love that this is a noun and an adjective

 

[Nat Soc Justice Warrior]

Figured this could be some fun to decipher . Half of these make no sense but it did give me a good laugh .

I like the fact that his breasts being real is included amongst the crap designed to confuse da trolls.

 

[jc17]

Do most real women have to shout 'I am woman!' and insist on the authenticity of their titties?

It's just like the old days, "I am STRAIGHT!" I guess he feels if he shouts loud and long enough, it will make it true.

 

[Jaiman]

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

His breasts are certainly real, but having breasts because you're a fat fuck isn't the same as having breasts because you're a woman

 

[ModeloEspecial]

Doesn't he wear those plushy breasts when he maced the game stop employee?

 

[Jaiman]

 

[Melancholia]

Wish I could rate "horrifying"

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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It's only 3:23 PM and Chris already looks filthier than usual. That smile, you could use it as a tale for naughty children who want to stay up late.

Wish I could rate "horrifying"

Got you covered

Chris even has neck acne or "neckne". For all those that claimed Chris was looking more feminine.

 

[sonichu is dead]

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You might as well start a thread, as I have a feeling there will be many more posts about Chris at BronyCon.

 

[___-]

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someone retweet that at chris

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

It's only 3:23 PM and Chris already looks filthier than usual. That smile, you could use it as a tale for naughty children who want to stay up late.

Got you covered

Chris even has neck acne or "neckne". For all those that claimed Chris was looking more feminine.

Christ... look at the way that horn just sinks into his fat forehead.

Also come on Chris, if you're gonna call yourself a women atleast shave.

 

[Male Soul]

Wish I could rate "horrifying"

For us False and Dishonest fans, I suppose the best alternative is the Islamic Content rating.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[dacwcman69]

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Doopie liked fan art too and look what happened.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

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Wait a minute, I thought we were supposed to harass him directly?