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CoolGuyHitler said:
Also come on Chris, if you're gonna call yourself a women atleast shave.
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Why? None of the other trannies seem to anymore. I think Chris has bought into the SJW message of "you are whatever you say you are," partly because it appeals to his laziness, but mostly because he thinks it'll help him fine China. Sweet, sweet China. It won't, of course, but Phil was raised on a steady diet of Saturday morning cartoons and PSAs. He likes positive messages. He likes when people tell him to just believe in himself, be true and honest, and shoot for the stars. He thinks if you REALLY believe and are good and follow all the rules then anything is possible... hence why he buys into binaural beats, psychic powers, wishing really hard, MLP, and cartoon realities.

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I didn't even realize those were other people's creations. I just assumed they were new Sonichu characters at first. I should have known better. Chris isn't that creative. Of course I don't know the source material and Chris is a notoriously bad artist. What are they even supposed to be anyway? The ghost of Col. Sanders? Or maybe it's the ghost of Teddy Roosevelt? Some sort of Drow? The bastard get of the Creature from the Black Lagoon and Goofy? A Nazi duck? Chica from Five Nights at Freddy's? A naked dude with a beard? Tails?
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
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We've reached peak cringe.
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Didn't his mother tell him not to dress like a woman?

Mogambo said:
Why? None of the other trannies seem to anymore. I think Chris has bought into the SJW message of "you are whatever you say you are," partly because it appeals to his laziness, but mostly because he thinks it'll help him fine China.
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Oddly enough, while this is certainly true of some of the troons, I don't think it is with Chris. I firmly believe that he thinks he is the epitome of femininity, and other people just don't notice the stubble because they're blinded by what a setsy woman he is.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
Oddly enough, while this is certainly true of some of the troons, I don't think it is with Chris. I firmly believe that he thinks he is the epitome of femininity, and other people just don't notice the stubble because they're blinded by what a setsy woman he is.
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Like that recording that someone linked from brony con, I guess someone calling him "buddy", which is a term usually associated with men", flew right over that bald head of his.
I bet Chris' line of reasoning is similar to Angelic from the Rugrats in that episode where she put on vanishing cream thinking she was fooling everyone around her.

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"Let's all pay for Chris to make Autograph cards" said no one but the little voice in his head.
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Yay, let's all trick him into shoving them up his ass by convincing him that his butthole is a magical portal which leads to a magical land filled with all of his adoring fans.

Chris will never learn about how not to be weird copy cat, and bronycon has only trolled him into more delusional stupidity.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Yay, let's all trick him into shoving them up his ass by convincing him that his butthole is a magical portal which leads to a magical land filled with all of his adoring fans.

Chris will never learn about how not to be weird copy cat, and bronycon has only trolled him into more delusional stupidity.
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At some point you would of hoped he would learn to just stop. But maybe the real world with slap him upside the head.

Optimistic I know.
 
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Marvin said:
Obviously he did! "Dear" is a different word from "darling". Duh!
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I wonder if he adopted these expressions from his drag queen friends. One reason why it's so hard to communicate to Chris that this behavior is inappropriate is that he sees others get away with it and he doesn't understand why he can't. How is he supposed to unlock the sex achievement if he can't engage in mild flirtation?
 
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asperhes said:
I wonder if he adopted these expressions from his drag queen friends. One reason why it's so hard to communicate to Chris that this behavior is inappropriate is that he sees others get away with it and he doesn't understand why he can't. How is he supposed to unlock the sex achievement if he can't engage in mild flirtation?
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Well, I think people on here have sourced "darling" from mlp. Though I'm sure he's getting a lot of flamboyant shit is rubbing off on him.
 
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