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Sorry I'm late... Then again, I'll be watching commentaries on him doing these games, as it is - less pain that way.

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Heads up guys, his patrons have nominated the next games for his marathon (voting still hasn't occurred)
https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/897132411942731776
Jak 3, R&C: A Crack In Time, Mario Sunshine and Manhunt.

I'm honestly hoping for Manhunt to win, he's gonna end up ragequitting that game and being salty as fuck about it.
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Anybody can beat a R&C game, no matter how hard it gets. That option better not win, as I know Phil will embarass his ass to an undeserved easy win over time if he does.

Jak 3 is more of a challenge, but still too easy for Phil to embarrass himself in, simply by stumbling his ass to victory, while taking too long to do so. No thanks.

Keep that fake Italian stereotype away from anything Mario-related, dammit!!!

Yeah, seeing him fail and likely ragequit in Manhunt is best option. Anything else - he'll just complain his ass through, despite somehow beating these other options; THAT will be painful to watch. Besides, a good ragequit from Phil sounds like more fun, anyway.
 
It is at least once every week now that DSP is cancelling his stream because of tummy issues due to what he ate the night before.
One would think that a person could manage to stumble clumsily 15 feet to their office couch to play video games even with an upset tum tum, but he needs that time to lay there and curse all blueberries.

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SirJamesDTech said:
It is at least once every week now that DSP is cancelling his stream because of tummy issues due to what he ate the night before.
One would think that a person could manage to stumble clumsily 15 feet to their office couch to play video games even with an upset tum tum, but he needs that time to lay there and curse all blueberries.

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I bet he's got the shits and he thinks it's because of the blueberries and not his diet catching up with him. Oddly enough, shitting his pants on stream would still only be the second most embarrassing thing he's done on camera.
 
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So the only thing his fans can expect today is a wall of text on his tumbleweed forum and him tweeting about what TV show or classic movie he has seen while laying down because of his tummy.

If he only could use the time to edit videos or something productive like that. But that wouldn't be DSP. If he feels sick, everything comes to a full stop.
 
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BatChatillon said:
So the only thing his fans can expect today is a wall of text on his tumbleweed forum and him tweeting about what TV show or classic movie he has seen while laying down because of his tummy.

If he only could use the time to edit videos or something productive like that. But that wouldn't be DSP. If he feels sick, everything comes to a full stop.
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I forgot to set up the trademark registration of the phrase "tumbleweed forums." People get free use of it until then. :lol:
On top of just laying around all day, you know for a fact that DSP won't have tonight's stream go for more than 2 hours...even though with a day of rest he could put in an additional 4 hours to make up for lost time.
 
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On the other hand if he doesn't stream people can see what they lose if he disappears from youtube and twitch completely. And nothing of value is lost.
 
SirJamesDTech said:
I forgot to set up the copyright registration of the phrase "tumbleweed forums." People get free use of it until then. :lol:
On top of just laying around all day, you know for a fact that DSP won't have tonight's stream go for more than 2 hours...even though with a day of rest he could put in an additional 4 hours to make up for lost time.
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Nah, it is the start of the "hardcore gaming season" that means it is time to double down on the laziness so in December he can pretend to be confused that the new games didn't bring in money.

Why is he doing a midnight stream anyway? Isn't it like 5 A.M. in Europe, which he admits is his main market.
 
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I told you - eating that red sugar shite sauce is going to kill him sooner, rather than later, especially in his 30's (by 40, it's already looking too late unless sugar and starches are cut down on severely and without remorse!).
 
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Shit how many cups of sugar is that? In something like fucking JAM you use like a cup per pound (shit it might even just be a quart-I make a lot of jam, enough that I have so much that I dont make much) of fruit. A cup of sugar is a LOT of fucking sugar. In something like a sauce youre supposed to use like a tablespoon or something per pound of produce just to cut the acidity so it doesnt taste tart. You arent supposed to taste sugar in any way.l Its meant to accent the natural sugars in the things you eat. Natural sugars taste a lot different than refined, sugar cane sugar.
 
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BatChatillon said:
So the only thing his fans can expect today is a wall of text on his tumbleweed forum and him tweeting about what TV show or classic movie he has seen while laying down because of his tummy.

If he only could use the time to edit videos or something productive like that. But that wouldn't be DSP. If he feels sick, everything comes to a full stop.
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Everything. Including sitting on his asd playing videagames.
 
Yea I'm sure it was the blueberries, not this giant ass amount of pasta for 1 person, covered in sugar sauce. But then again, this is the dude that supposedly got sick from a salad so who knows.

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I like that his age is catching up to his body and he's just refusing to admit it. 40 is gonna hit him like a sack of bricks.

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That was also a previous batch of sauce, he added EVEN MORE sugar to his latest batch.
 
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DuckSucker said:
Shit how many cups of sugar is that? In something like fucking JAM you use like a cup per pound (shit it might even just be a quart-I make a lot of jam, enough that I have so much that I dont make much) of fruit. A cup of sugar is a LOT of fucking sugar. In something like a sauce youre supposed to use like a tablespoon or something per pound of produce just to cut the acidity so it doesnt taste tart. You arent supposed to taste sugar in any way.l Its meant to accent the natural sugars in the things you eat. Natural sugars taste a lot different than refined, sugar cane sugar.
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That's too much sugar even if you started out with nothing but tomatoes. He probably started with a commercial sauce, the scrub, then added even more sugar.
 
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JamFlowMan said:
Nah, it is the start of the "hardcore gaming season" that means it is time to double down on the laziness so in December he can pretend to be confused that the new games didn't bring in money.

Why is he doing a midnight stream anyway? Isn't it like 5 A.M. in Europe, which he admits is his main market.
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There is a Drgnkiller tweet where he quoted phil saying "europe better wake the fuck up then"https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/896822653125787650

If he can't wake up before 11AM his time why should he expect a bunch of 14 yr olds to wake up at 4-5AM to watch him fail at classic sonic.

This is IF his poor wittle tummy doesn't prevent him from playing a new game.
 
Collections Agent said:
I'll believe his inputs are being dropped and that he was blahking when he actually shows his controller while he's playing.
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You know something? That would be a good idea. Instead of a face cam you get a zoomed in shot of his controller. But I don't think he would do it because (1) he'd have to clean up and who knows if he wears pants while streaming. And (2) if he did show his hands then he would forfeit all excuses he could make regarding the "I WAS BLAHCKING DOOD CAHM ON!" and I don't see that ever happening.

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The only game i've ever seen him excel in was street fighter 3. He went like 60-0 online. I don't think he was ever that good at SF2 i think he destroyed noobs who didn't know all the moves and combos.
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That's exactly what happened. He is fucking terrible at 3rd Strike.

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Bugged blueberry mechanics, dood! Definitely couldn't have been the "sauce".

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Jesus Fucking Christ.

Okay, maybe you guys can help me with this; this reminds me of a YT cooking channel with a fat white woman who would add sugar to everything. I'm talking gobs of sugar. I think she had an ED page but I'm not sure. Phil is that woman.
 
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SirJamesDTech said:
It is at least once every week now that DSP is cancelling his stream because of tummy issues due to what he ate the night before.
One would think that a person could manage to stumble clumsily 15 feet to their office couch to play video games even with an upset tum tum, but he needs that time to lay there and curse all blueberries.

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Oh okay. Good to know! I was really worried about his tummyache. Those blueberries must have done a number!

There's no way you could just take a fucking TUMS and man up. Nope! Human progress just fucking stops when someone starts bellyaching. Not that Phil was ever a part of human progress but he is still a human. You can know how he's gonna react to shit. I mean women have stomach cramps and worse for like a week every 28 days or so. Youre really gonna fucking cut your shit short because youre in mild discomfort? Fuck off.
 
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