Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Isn't Kevin Hart super short? This doesn't exactly sell that Deadpool is a super soldier. The reason Deadpool was a success was due to Deadpool comics already being popular and a very good marketing campaign. Nobody knows what the fuck Toxic Avenger is.
Deadpool's supposed to be 6'2". Ironically Kevin Hart is 5'4" which is an inch taller than Wolverine (5'3") who's played by Hugh Jackman (6'2"). :autism:
 
Speaking of Justice League...
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Desperation. While he may be an idiot with a mean streak, he's an idiot with a mean streak and a following, regardless of how meager it may be. You ever hear about or watch the other randos on Geek.com, or just Bob?
It's on the second director because the first stepped back after THEIR DAUGHTER DIED, Bob. You fucking know this.

I don't have any faith in the movie either, but fuck you for that comment. Damn.
 
Ladies & Gentlemen, the most action Bob's ever gonna get: shit-talking Dana Loesch.
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Way to define a successful CEO as "The black one", Bob.
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Notice me Woods-sempai!
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I know it is been said before, but what is with Bob's A-logging of James Woods? Does he feel like this is going to accomplish anything or is he simply looking for affirmation of his beliefs?

He's said before that punching up makes him feel better about himself so that could be it. James Woods is probably the only openly conservative, pro-Trump celebrity who likes to shitpost that Bob actually knows anything about.

I imagine Bob would also bitch at Clint Eastwood and other Hollywood conservatives but they don't seem to have much of an online presence.
 
It's cool how Bob is so encouraging of New Media, networking with other creators, and not being an internet hermit.
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The context is the director of Kong: Skull Island being salty af about CinemaSins.
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It's cool how Bob is so encouraging of New Media, networking with other creators, and not being an internet hermit.
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The context is the director of Kong: Skull Island being salty af about CinemaSins.

I'm ... really struggling to ding Bob on this one. The director is overreacting, no question ... but Cinema Sins is garbage. Funnier garbage than Bob produces, but that is a low, low bar.
 
Anyone who takes Cinemasins (I personally think they're very funny but to each his own) seriously is fucking stupid. This goes for Bob and double for that director, who I now know is a whiny little bitch with translucent skin. Put on your big boy shoes and stop sperging about a YouTube video.
 
It's cool how Bob is so encouraging of New Media, networking with other creators, and not being an internet hermit.
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The context is the director of Kong: Skull Island being salty af about CinemaSins.
Nobody saw Kong: Skull Island.
 
And le pushback begins.
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You've never heard of the saying "My reputation precedes me?"
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I thought Cinema Sins was supposed to be ironic and not actually trying to be critics.
I've seen creators try to pull the "I'm just playing a character!" excuse. Unless they're playing characters like The Cinema Snob and Mr. Plinkett that are so far removed from their actual personas, I don't buy it. Hence why I don't watch channels like CinemaSins and Nostalgia Critic.
Nobody saw Kong: Skull Island.
I saw it in the theater. It was okay, it's as basic as a modern blockbuster can be.
 
You mean James Woods Regional High School, Bob? The high school from Family Guy that Chris and Meg attend? That fictional high school?
Yes. This is how separated from reality Bob is.

Also "Calm be down yourself." Nice grasp of the English language there Bob.
 
I've seen creators try to pull the "I'm just playing a character!" excuse. Unless they're playing characters like The Cinema Snob and Mr. Plinkett that are so far removed from their actual personas, I don't buy it. Hence why I don't watch channels like CinemaSins and Nostalgia Critic.

If you listen to their (pretty good, IMO) podcast, it's pretty clear that they are HUGE movie buffs and are just doing this because it's funny. They actually got Leonard Maltin to join them one time, IIRC.
 
And le pushback begins.
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You've never heard of the saying "My reputation precedes me?"
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I've seen creators try to pull the "I'm just playing a character!" excuse. Unless they're playing characters like The Cinema Snob and Mr. Plinkett that are so far removed from their actual personas, I don't buy it. Hence why I don't watch channels like CinemaSins and Nostalgia Critic.

I saw it in the theater. It was okay, it's as basic as a modern blockbuster can be.

Okay, now I no longer need to struggle to ding Bob over this. Assholish as ever. His basic cuntery always outs sooner or later.
 
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New Gameovethinker. About the Vietnam of our generation, but this time listing the his favorite games on the Sega Genesis.


10: Aladdin
9: Mickey's World of Illusion
8: Ecco the Dolphin
7: Castlevania: Bloodlines
6: Rocket Knight Adventures
5: Eternal Champions
4: Sonic the Hedgehog 2
3: Kid Chameleon
2: TMNT: The Hyperstone Heist
1: Streets of Rage 3

I just want to leave everyone with a bit of MovieBob's opinions on the Genesis as a whole. There's this strange feeling like I've seen this rant of his somewhere else about a different console. Also a comment about mascot platformers being shit, but better than the current crop of "glowering, angry white dudes". Couple of not so subtle digs at Sega for trying to compete against Nintendo by creating their own Mario.

Sega's main lob-line on the Sega Genesis was that it was the edgy alternative to all things Nintendo. While that was enormously successful as an ad campaign, it also saddled the console with an unfair secondary reputation as the poster-child for gaming's most low-brow sensibilities. A machine designed to feed angry little boys a stead diet of simple-minded violence and schlocky wish fulfillment. All of which just made said angry little boys love it more, but didn't do justice to the other thoughtful, whimiscal, higher-minded games that were widely available for the system, but not nearly as aggressive advertised.
 
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