Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

[Mike Hunt]

Looks like Nintendo's having another World Championships this October. Any chance Cosmo still has any reaction on hearing of it, regardless of whether it's positive or negative?

 

[Fistbeard_McThunderaxe]

Playing a 3DS game on stream for hours and not showing game footage.

"the most influential speed runner"

 

[John McAfee]

Playing a 3DS game on stream for hours and not showing game footage.

"the most influential speed runner"

Pretty sure its a ploy to get someone to pay for a 3ds conversion so he can stream 3ds games.

 

[Elru]

Growing up in the 90s I was always warned about the dangers of violent video games, but now it seems like Nintendo is the one that fucks most people up

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Can someone tell him grown ass women don't wear their hair in pigtails.

 

[Pineapple Watermelon]

If you weren't scared before

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[Seahorses]

Pretty sure its a ploy to get someone to pay for a 3ds conversion so he can stream 3ds games.

Pretty sure it is some high form of art our minds will never understand.

 

[D.Va]

Pretty sure its a ploy to get someone to pay for a 3ds conversion so he can stream 3ds games.

If it's an N3DS he wouldn't even need one as long as he installed CFW. Nintendo added a chip to the N3DS that made it possible to stream over a network without a capture card.

If he didn't have one it'd probably be cheaper and more reliable to get a N3DS than one of the bespoke capture cards for those things.

 

[Shoegaze]

Playing a 3DS game on stream for hours and not showing game footage.

"the most influential speed runner"

At least he got the first half of the tags right I guess.

 

[Farrissey]

it really is a cycle

 

[Treesapsoda]

Hello. I'm a r/samandtolki poster. I thought my comrades at kiwifarms would like the story of when Cosmo went to Walgreens without his debit card, ordered the manager to pay for his goods, then threatened to rob the place.

The background is that Cosmo's soylent-only diet caused massive constipation. Since the medical professionals he saw hadn't heard of the Soylent brand, he dismissed their advice to quit 'protein shakes' (soylent is oh-so-much more don't you know). He continued for months in pain without changing his diet. One time he had to go to the emergency department in agony. He was there diagnosed as being 'full of shit'. He later saw a specialist who told him to take some fibre supplements.

In this story he storms around Walgreens demanding that he be given fibre supplements without having to pay because he like, really needs them, and he's good for the money y'know. Eventually he reaches the manager, who Cosmo demands pay for the supplements out of his own pocket. When the manager refuses, Cosmo threatens to just walk out of the store with what he needs.

It's worth hearing Cosmo describe this in his own words. It's a real window into the soul. I roughly transcribed it below so you can save yourself 10 minutes or so. The final paragraph has all the jaw-dropping stuff.

Spoiler: Transcript: Cosmo goes to Walgreens

My debit card got lost… so they’re going to ship me a new one. I was like holy shit I have no cash. I didn’t want to bother anyone. I only know a couple of people. It feels like it would be out of the way to bother someone so I was like: do you know what—maybe I could just walk into Walgreens and show the people who work at Walgreens my doctor’s paper thing that says I should get this fibre stuff and be like ‘hey, really unfortunate situation, I guess that my debit card is gone so I have no money so maybe I could get this now and somehow work out a solution to get this thing that I need to stop being in pain or whatever’.

And so I go to Walgreens right. And I go to the pharmacy. I show them the thing and I explain the situation and the guy’s like “no, no, no”. And then I was like, ‘can’t you just put it on—cause I come to that Walgreens every month for the hormone refill—so can you just somehow put the money on the like, uh, on like the monthly, I don’t know, just give me some sort of IOU thing or whatever. I just need like a couple days or something to just pay it back. I just want to get this fucking thing that my doctor tells me to get! Can I just get this? They are like—well let me see. They did a whole bunch of tinkering at the computer. Finally they’re just like ‘no, this is an over-the counter thing and there’s no prescription for this. You have to pay for this. We can’t help you.’

I was really pissed off so I go to the aisle where this stuff is, and I found it and I grabbed it and I walked to the front. So instead of the pharmacy I go to the front of Walgreens where you’re supposed to pay for stuff and I talk to the cashier. I explain the situation. The cashier person seems kinda nice. They’re like: ‘you should talk to the manager’. So they call the manager. I go talk to the manager. I explain the situation to the manager. And the manager is like ‘oh maybe you can uh get a temporary debit replacement thing…blah’. I was like, ‘well this is an over the counter thing I don’t think that’s going to work out. I don’t even have my phone on me I just want to find a solution so I can get this thing that I fuckin need!’ The manager person said ‘that wouldn’t even work anyway because it’s over the counter: there’s no way you can get this’.

I was getting kind of flustered. I was like ‘I need this shit—I need this.’ I said “well I need this. This is a really silly situation. I just happen to not have my debit card right now but I’m going to have it soon. I need this. Can I get this? I have money in the bank I just don’t have a way to pay for it in this moment”. They said no. I was getting kind of upset. I was like “can you pay for it and I’ll pay you back?” And he’s like “no.” And I was like staring him in the fucking eyes. Staring him right in the fucking eyes. He’s trying to explain shit to me and I’m like “why can’t you pay for it.” He’s like “no I can’t do that—blah blah blah”. I was like, “why can’t you pay for it! I can’t get this? Oh you need my fucking 13 dollars right fucking now! This is about my health!” I was like “why can’t you pay for this? You need the fucking 13 dollars? You need the fucking 13 dollars?” “Like what the fuck—I’ll come back and pay you back! What? Like what the fuck!” He’s like, “no, no.” I was getting really frustrated. I was like “what if I just take this and I walk out the fucking store with it! What if I walk out the store with it. He’s like “well, we call the cops then.” I was like *shakes head*. I was considering walking out of the store holding in one hand the thing and in the other hand the piece of paper that says I need to buy this thing, and getting the cops called on me. I was considering it. But I put the fucking thing down and I was shaking my head and walked away. I was so pissed off. I was so angry. I was like “I can’t wait till these fucking Walmart capitalist nightmare assholes lose their fucking job to automation. I can’t fucking wait for that day.” I was furious and felt like total nightmare dystopia capitalistic death… I get back I was so shook by that. I was so fucking shook by that interaction. Oh my god. So I called my dad. I just vented. I vented and vented… Then I found out that my debit card’s getting here today! So no big deal I guess… I go to my mailbox and I grab the relevant shit…

 

[SugarSnot]

And then I was like, ‘can’t you just put it on—cause I come to that Walgreens every month for the hormone refill—so can you just somehow put the money on the like, uh, on like the monthly, I don’t know, just give me some sort of IOU thing or whatever.

Seeing as he's a 'regular' there I just think he made a handful of people's world worse. Every time they recognize his face in the store they'll feel worse anticipating a similar uncomfortable situation.

 

[Farrissey]

My debit card got lost… so they’re going to ship me a new one. I was like holy shit I have no cash. I didn’t want to bother anyone. I only know a couple of people. It feels like it would be out of the way to bother someone

So apparently Walgreen staff are below people and can be bothered. Good to know.

 

[Super Collie]

View attachment 263595 it really is a cycle

Day 1 world records in a game mean nothing. Narcissism and business as usual I see.

 

[Farrissey]

Day 1 world records in a game mean nothing. Narcissism and business as usual I see.

Seems like all the speedrunning Cosmo can do now are those quick early world records before falling into a rut again. That or categories few care about anyways.

 

[The Fool]

So why didn't he just go to the bank and manually withdrawal like twenty bucks or something

 

[Kaabi]

So why didn't he just go to the bank and manually withdrawal like twenty bucks or something

Stupidity with a cup of narcissism with a dash of :autism: on the side.

 

[Mike Hunt]

Hello. I'm a r/samandtolki poster. I thought my comrades at kiwifarms would like the story of when Cosmo went to Walgreens without his debit card, ordered the manager to pay for his goods, then threatened to rob the place.

The background is that Cosmo's soylent-only diet caused massive constipation. Since the medical professionals he saw hadn't heard of the Soylent brand, he dismissed their advice to quit 'protein shakes' (soylent is oh-so-much more don't you know). He continued for months in pain without changing his diet. One time he had to go to the emergency department in agony. He was there diagnosed as being 'full of shit'. He later saw a specialist who told him to take some fibre supplements.

In this story he storms around Walgreens demanding that he be given fibre supplements without having to pay because he like, really needs them, and he's good for the money y'know. Eventually he reaches the manager, who Cosmo demands pay for the supplements out of his own pocket. When the manager refuses, Cosmo threatens to just walk out of the store with what he needs.

It's worth hearing Cosmo describe this in his own words. It's a real window into the soul. I roughly transcribed it below so you can save yourself 10 minutes or so. The final paragraph has all the jaw-dropping stuff.

Spoiler: Transcript: Cosmo goes to Walgreens

My debit card got lost… so they’re going to ship me a new one. I was like holy shit I have no cash. I didn’t want to bother anyone. I only know a couple of people. It feels like it would be out of the way to bother someone so I was like: do you know what—maybe I could just walk into Walgreens and show the people who work at Walgreens my doctor’s paper thing that says I should get this fibre stuff and be like ‘hey, really unfortunate situation, I guess that my debit card is gone so I have no money so maybe I could get this now and somehow work out a solution to get this thing that I need to stop being in pain or whatever’.

And so I go to Walgreens right. And I go to the pharmacy. I show them the thing and I explain the situation and the guy’s like “no, no, no”. And then I was like, ‘can’t you just put it on—cause I come to that Walgreens every month for the hormone refill—so can you just somehow put the money on the like, uh, on like the monthly, I don’t know, just give me some sort of IOU thing or whatever. I just need like a couple days or something to just pay it back. I just want to get this fucking thing that my doctor tells me to get! Can I just get this? They are like—well let me see. They did a whole bunch of tinkering at the computer. Finally they’re just like ‘no, this is an over-the counter thing and there’s no prescription for this. You have to pay for this. We can’t help you.’

I was really pissed off so I go to the aisle where this stuff is, and I found it and I grabbed it and I walked to the front. So instead of the pharmacy I go to the front of Walgreens where you’re supposed to pay for stuff and I talk to the cashier. I explain the situation. The cashier person seems kinda nice. They’re like: ‘you should talk to the manager’. So they call the manager. I go talk to the manager. I explain the situation to the manager. And the manager is like ‘oh maybe you can uh get a temporary debit replacement thing…blah’. I was like, ‘well this is an over the counter thing I don’t think that’s going to work out. I don’t even have my phone on me I just want to find a solution so I can get this thing that I fuckin need!’ The manager person said ‘that wouldn’t even work anyway because it’s over the counter: there’s no way you can get this’.

I was getting kind of flustered. I was like ‘I need this shit—I need this.’ I said “well I need this. This is a really silly situation. I just happen to not have my debit card right now but I’m going to have it soon. I need this. Can I get this? I have money in the bank I just don’t have a way to pay for it in this moment”. They said no. I was getting kind of upset. I was like “can you pay for it and I’ll pay you back?” And he’s like “no.” And I was like staring him in the fucking eyes. Staring him right in the fucking eyes. He’s trying to explain shit to me and I’m like “why can’t you pay for it.” He’s like “no I can’t do that—blah blah blah”. I was like, “why can’t you pay for it! I can’t get this? Oh you need my fucking 13 dollars right fucking now! This is about my health!” I was like “why can’t you pay for this? You need the fucking 13 dollars? You need the fucking 13 dollars?” “Like what the fuck—I’ll come back and pay you back! What? Like what the fuck!” He’s like, “no, no.” I was getting really frustrated. I was like “what if I just take this and I walk out the fucking store with it! What if I walk out the store with it. He’s like “well, we call the cops then.” I was like *shakes head*. I was considering walking out of the store holding in one hand the thing and in the other hand the piece of paper that says I need to buy this thing, and getting the cops called on me. I was considering it. But I put the fucking thing down and I was shaking my head and walked away. I was so pissed off. I was so angry. I was like “I can’t wait till these fucking Walmart capitalist nightmare assholes lose their fucking job to automation. I can’t fucking wait for that day.” I was furious and felt like total nightmare dystopia capitalistic death… I get back I was so shook by that. I was so fucking shook by that interaction. Oh my god. So I called my dad. I just vented. I vented and vented… Then I found out that my debit card’s getting here today! So no big deal I guess… I go to my mailbox and I grab the relevant shit…

I'm rating her in thinking that automated robot workers would have given her the goods for free. She'd have it even worse, security bots would immediately be dispatched as soon as she tried walking away with the stuff.

 

[Raging Capybara]

I can’t wait till these fucking Walmart capitalist nightmare assholes lose their fucking job to automation. I can’t fucking wait for that day

Is impossible not a-log this repulsive, disgusting, filthy tranny.

Get a job, useless amount of carbon matter.

I'm rating her in thinking that automated robot workers would have given her the goods for free. She'd have it even worse, security bots would immediately be dispatched as soon as she tried walking away with the stuff.

The ideal robot treatment for him:

 

[Seahorses]

Hello. I'm a r/samandtolki poster. I thought my comrades at kiwifarms would like the story of when Cosmo went to Walgreens without his debit card, ordered the manager to pay for his goods, then threatened to rob the place.

The background is that Cosmo's soylent-only diet caused massive constipation. Since the medical professionals he saw hadn't heard of the Soylent brand, he dismissed their advice to quit 'protein shakes' (soylent is oh-so-much more don't you know). He continued for months in pain without changing his diet. One time he had to go to the emergency department in agony. He was there diagnosed as being 'full of shit'. He later saw a specialist who told him to take some fibre supplements.

In this story he storms around Walgreens demanding that he be given fibre supplements without having to pay because he like, really needs them, and he's good for the money y'know. Eventually he reaches the manager, who Cosmo demands pay for the supplements out of his own pocket. When the manager refuses, Cosmo threatens to just walk out of the store with what he needs.

It's worth hearing Cosmo describe this in his own words. It's a real window into the soul. I roughly transcribed it below so you can save yourself 10 minutes or so. The final paragraph has all the jaw-dropping stuff.

I could have told you Cosmo is full of shit.