Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[vertexwindi]

That dragon ball nazi shit is so dumb, I mean them main thing of it is that they gain blonde hair, and like that because the creator of dragon ball when making the power up form decide to make the hair a different colour to make it stand out and also because by making it a bright colour he would save on black ink. That it, man wanted to save ink not because he look to the nazi and thought "Oh that a good idea". I guess the minutes it takes to look shit up is better spend on twitter or eating or both.

Don't expect Bob to actually do research, he's as averse to it as healthy food.

 

[Mr. Duck]

I can believe Bob disaproves of Mrplinket being a serial killer since he's deeply uncomfortable with anything dark or on the nose, also his own comedy skits involve a morbidly obese man running around in jammies pretending he's captian M

Bob's full of shit and even infers as such in the video where he implictly admits his batman vs superman rage is an austistic shit throwing fit. But I'm hardly surprised he doesnt mind a film about mobiles as he's busy writting mein kampf on twitter.

It's really ironic how the same man who had his 15 minutes of fame by tard-raging about Pixels is now complaining about the criticism towards the Emoji Movie, is Bob self-aware at all?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

It's really ironic how the same man who had his 15 minutes of fame by tard-raging about Pixels is now complaining about the criticism towards the Emoji Movie, is Bob self-aware at all?

Googling "is Bob Chipman self aware?" comes up with just our screen caps of Bobs Twitter showing that no, he is indeed not self aware.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

It's because Plinkett did Ghostbusters.

Yes, I'm fucking serious.

I'm pretty sure he hated them since the first time he heard of their Star Wars reviews. I think there's a quote of his out there about RLM causing a "swirl of negativity" as if people didn't hate the prequels already.

 

[Slowboat to China]

That dragon ball nazi shit is so dumb, I mean them main thing of it is that they gain blonde hair, and like that because the creator of dragon ball when making the power up form decide to make the hair a different colour to make it stand out and also because by making it a bright colour he would save on black ink. That it, man wanted to save ink not because he look to the nazi and thought "Oh that a good idea". I guess the minutes it takes to look shit up is better spend on twitter or eating or both.

Isn't blonde hair also associated with delinquency in Japan? I remember reading about that whole dyed-hair "Yanqui" subculture. And in the anime, when Chi-Chi gets a look at Goku and Gohan's blonde Saiyan look, she freaks out and calls them both delinquents. That doesn't tell me that they've ascended to the Master Race in the creator's eyes.

However, I freely admit that I don't know where Bob falls on this whole stupid debate, because I have nostalgic fondness for DBZ and can't bear to listen to him analyze it on any level. Even if he agrees the Saiyan Nazi thing is dumb. I'd rather be absorbed by Imperfect Cell.

As for Bob's hatred for RLM ... Well, that's not surprising. Gotta virtue signal, of course. Never mind that the combination of obsessive cinematic criticism and serial-killer madness, combined in the character of a deranged old man obsessed with pizza rolls and keeping people in his basement, creates a more compelling character than anything Bob (or, for that matter, prequel-era George Lucas) could come up with. Shock humor is WRONG, YOU GUYS.

Please, please, please let Bob get on the "punch Nazis" train. I want to see him get floored by some tattooed white supremacist who thinks Mario is a dirty foreigner.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Oh my god, let it go, dude.

 

[Mola Ram]

Oh my god, let it go, dude.

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He can't let it go. He can't quit PDT and he can't quit attacking media or artists whose greatest sins are both disagreeing with Bob and being more successful than Bob. It's an unhealthy symbiosis.

But on the bright side, he's winning Dobson!

 

[Chefbot]

Oh my god, let it go, dude.

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Centrist pride world wide.

 

[Gordon Cole]

You talking about nationalism, or your YouTube channel Bob?

If you're sympathizing with him, why'd you sigh at him earlier?

And encouraging vandalism is the new "Punch Nazis" for the latter half of 2017.

Oh my god, let it go, dude.

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Again, that's not why Trey & Matt aren't focusing on Trump at all, but okay Bob. Have your alternative facts.

Virgin pride world wide.

FTFY.

 

[Mola Ram]

You talking about nationalism, or your YouTube channel Bob?
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If you're sympathizing with him, why'd you sigh at him earlier?
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And encouraging vandalism is the new "Punch Nazis" for the latter half of 2017.
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Again, that's not why Trey & Matt aren't focusing on Trump at all, but okay Bob. Have your alternative facts.

So Bob considers himself forward-thinking and "futurist" (I guess he forgot the Wikipedia article he studied to figure out what that word actually means) ... but makes common cause with the cultural barbarians who want to tear down statuary, even if it's on Church -- that is, private -- property.

Bob, is hypocrisy the cause of your apparently failing liver? Might want to lighten up on the dosage.

 

[His Dewliness]

Bob: "pfft nations are an arcane concept for plebians *adjusts glasses*"
Also Bob: "REEE GENERAL LEE WAS A TRAITOR TO HIS COUNTRY REE"

Come the fuck on now

 

[Gordon Cole]

So Bob considers himself forward-thinking and "futurist" (I guess he forgot the Wikipedia article he studied to figure out what that word actually means) ... but makes common cause with the cultural barbarians who want to tear down statuary, even if it's on Church -- that is, private -- property.

Bob, is hypocrisy the cause of your apparently failing liver? Might want to lighten up on the dosage.

I'm surprised that he hasn't said anything about banning religion and tearing down churches in the superior future.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

You talking about nationalism, or your YouTube channel Bob?
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If you're sympathizing with him, why'd you sigh at him earlier?
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And encouraging vandalism is the new "Punch Nazis" for the latter half of 2017.
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Again, that's not why Trey & Matt aren't focusing on Trump at all, but okay Bob. Have your alternative facts.

FTFY.

I'd stake my goddamn life on the idea that Bob was one of those people making fun of Romney for his religion during his Presidential run because he belongs to one of the religions it's absolutely acceptable to make fun of

 

[The Nothingness]

So Bob is against all US traitors like Bowe Bergdahl and Bradley/Chelsea Manning or only the ones he is told to be against? (This question is likely rhetorical)

 

[Kyria the Great]

So Bob is against all US traitors like Bowe Bergdahl and Bradley/Chelsea Manning or only the ones he is told to be against? (This question is likely rhetorical)

Bob is against anyone that is against the corrupt elements of DNC, which is why he has disdain for Bernie supports with calling them Bernie Bros.

 

[GameGrump]

Oh my god, let it go, dude.

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I love how he says they pledged not to make fun of Trump when they already made fun of him for an entire season already. They had Mr.Garrison fuck a trump stand in to death. They didn't expect him to win and didn't have any more material planned. They also said how they don't exactly know how to satirize him since he's such an over the top guy in real life.(or something to that effect)
Also Parker and Stone said themselves they are kind of punk so they probably don't want to joke about the guy everybody else is already.

 

[Mola Ram]

I love how he says they pledged not to make fun of Trump when they already made fun of him for an entire season already. They had Mr.Garrison fuck a trump stand in to death. They didn't expect him to win and didn't have any more material planned. They also said how they don't exactly know how to satirize him since he's such an over the top guy in real life.(or something to that effect)
Also Parker and Stone said themselves they are kind of punk so they probably don't want to joke about the guy everybody else is already.

There's something creepily totalitarian about Bob's disapproval of Parker and Stone's refusal to go after Trump anymore. I mean, really, what difference would yet another contribution to the media primal scream that's been going on since November make at this point? Why do we need 100% compliance with the effort to attack Trump? Why can't we have one show where we can have a breather from the endless bitching?

It's another of those moments where you have to feel a little relieved Bob is a laughable oaf and will never wield any real power.

 

[BR55]

There's something creepily totalitarian about Bob's disapproval of Parker and Stone's refusal to go after Trump anymore. I mean, really, what difference would yet another contribution to the media primal scream that's been going on since November make at this point? Why do we need 100% compliance with the effort to attack Trump? Why can't we have one show where we can have a breather from the endless bitching?

It's another of those moments where you have to feel a little relieved Bob is a laughable oaf and will never wield any real power.

Standard SJW crap. Depiction is Endorsement. If you're not part of the "Solution" you're part of the "Problem". You'll find less moral absolutism from Calvinists.

 

[AnOminous]

There's something creepily totalitarian about Bob's disapproval of Parker and Stone's refusal to go after Trump anymore. I mean, really, what difference would yet another contribution to the media primal scream that's been going on since November make at this point? Why do we need 100% compliance with the effort to attack Trump? Why can't we have one show where we can have a breather from the endless bitching?

If Bob lived in North Korea, he'd be the guy ratting out his neighbors to be sent to labor camps for not crying hard enough when Kim Jong Il died.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Uh, Bob, you might want to think about this one and "I WAS ONLY JOKING" isn't going to cut it.

I'm not the only one who thinks Bob shot himself in the foot for admitting to his anger management issues, right? Mostly because that means his bouts of hate can't be dismissed as "jokes" when it's clearly something he doesn't like and he can't control his rage. Someone like that wouldn't have the control to "joke" about such matters.