Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Cornfields]

On one hand, I think the organic design thing is one of the few good ideas he has. It really adds to the game (unlike most of his other ideas)

But then again he pretty much spoiled the entire process so that there's no point anymore, people will just splash her with water at the earliest possible time and keep it/return it at a very late time which basically removes the whole point of the organic design

Also this is still just another excuse for delaying osana

 

[OgreSan]

Keemstar is too busy with Jake Paul and anything Jake Paul related to care probably.

Plus it's not on us to enlighten people on how much of a scam the game is. This threads just a way to make fun of the guy and his devoted fans. The added bonus is that people like me, people who once thought this was a legit game in the making, stumble upon this forum and learn just how fucking dumb we were to trust that this game was legit lol

 

[foobar2000]

That's actually a really good idea and makes the game a lot more interesting and replayable than before.

The idea of Osana looking for her phone is actually quite good.

I think the organic design thing is one of the few good ideas he has. It really adds to the game

Ah, if only he realized that changing boring tasks to do in a specific time of the day to doing boring tasks whenever you want and calling it "organic design" would have made people here have a change of heart, Ruining Dates Simulator would have become universally acclaimed by everyone much sooner.

Come on guys, praising him for such a trifle logical change he dare to fucking explaining again in 10 min with a "before/after list so that's why it's taking time" at the end is not gonna make him realize that his game who's 3 years in the making is a stealth game without the possibility to strafe against a wall.

 

[vertexwindi]

Ah, if only he realized that changing boring tasks to do in a specific time of the day to doing boring tasks whenever you want and calling it "organic design" would have made people here have a change of heart, Ruining Dates Simulator would have become universally acclaimed by everyone much sooner.

Come on guys, praising him for such a trifle logical change he dare to fucking explaining again in 10 min with a "before/after list so that's why it's taking time" at the end is not gonna make him realize that his game who's 3 years in the making is a stealth game without the possibility to strafe against a wall.

Of course the events have to actually be fun for the game to be good, but it's a step in the right direction. No one wants to play a game full of scripted events whose solutions have already been spoiled by the dev.

 

[do.nutz]

I thought people nowadays lock their phones.

 

[PantiesAreImportant]

But we all know that in the end he'll make a video where he spoils all the ways you can ruin Osana's events. If he ever gets there, of course.

 

[do.nutz]

New video

Apparently Osana is a big dumb dumb.The last time she saw her phone was in the locker but then she searches for it in the classroom?!I can tolerate that but the thing is she literally keeps searching THERE forever.Seriously how the fuck she expect the phone to be there?She's just like "I'll just keep searching around the classroom and i hope my stupid phone pops out in a second."

 

[Cornfields]

Apparently Osana is a big dumb dumb.The last time she saw her phone was in the locker but then she searches for it in the classroom?!I can tolerate that but the thing is she literally keeps searching THERE forever.Seriously how the fuck she expect the phone to be there?She's just like "I'll just keep searching around the classroom and i hope my stupid phone pops out in a second."

You're absolutely right. Like I can get it if she's just looking in the classroom as a "what places did I go before I lost my phone that I could've left my phone at" kind of thing but she literally keeps looking around he same few spots in the classroom like an exceptional individual. Like wouldn't she revisit the locker room or any other places she's gone to instead of circling around the classroom as if she were waiting for it to magically appear?

 

[Blanche Bleach]

You're absolutely right. Like I can get it if she's just looking in the classroom as a "what places did I go before I lost my phone that I could've left my phone at" kind of thing but she literally keeps looking around he same few spots in the classroom like an exceptional individual. Like wouldn't she revisit the locker room or any other places she's gone to instead of circling around the classroom as if she were waiting for it to magically appear?

she could also tell a teacher that her phone had been stolen, so if you try to report lewd pictures to the guidance counsellor, she wouldn't believe you

 

[TheHungryGhost]

I like the idea of organic gameplay, but I doubt Alex has any of the skill or work ethic to make it happen.

 

[Elhaym]

I am most curious about how this happened, seriously. Before he was no looker but he had a bit of an ugly cute vibe to him, he would be someone you would pity fuck.

But now that he is 'decayed' he is just plain ugly ugly. I don't even think it has to do with an unhealthy basement dweller lifestyle since I've seen pictures of similar types of people that were also near or more than 10 years a part.

Bad generics, drugs, what could it be?

 

[LucasSomething]

I like the idea of organic gameplay, but I doubt Alex has any of the skill or work ethic to make it happen.

I was going to say this too. The reason everything in his game is heavily scripted in the first place is because Alex can't code, that's why everything in the game works by going through multiple ELSEs and IFs.

He does not have the skill to make this work.

 

[Fleeb]

Fat? Nah, not exactly. "Decaying" is a word someone used before to describe his current appearance. I think it's a pretty accurate adjective:

Give it 5 more years, he'll be Pauly Shore

 

[Sushinope]

I see that he's still stretching to hit the 10min mark. Good going Alex

Some other notes I've taken on the video:
-Osana's new 'hip-swaying' animation is looking pretty off to me. I'm not sure why, but it looks weird to me.

She constantly has her hands on her hips and looks like she herself from how stiffly she moves.

 

[AbduluCthuluZulu]

Apparently Osana is a big dumb dumb.The last time she saw her phone was in the locker but then she searches for it in the classroom?!I can tolerate that but the thing is she literally keeps searching THERE forever.Seriously how the fuck she expect the phone to be there?She's just like "I'll just keep searching around the classroom and i hope my stupid phone pops out in a second."

To be fair, upper-class high school students can be pretty brain-dead at times. No doubt this is all Eva's autism though since his only high school 'experience' is hentai.

 

[vertexwindi]

To summarize...

Eva wants to have an open town like Bully's, a unique soundtrack, a brawling system like Yakuza's, menus like Persona 5, dozens of organic elimination methods, hundreds of unique students and he wants to make more plagiarized minigames for Ayano's console. Hell, he wants to turn Yanvania into a full twenty hour game some day. Did I get that all right? Because even with TinyBuild's help, that sounds like an assload of work.

 

[PurpleFoxx]

I appreciate how some of you are looking at this video as a step in the right direction.. maybe I'm too far gone, but no matter how much "organic gameplay" Alex adds, the game is always going to be a steaming pile of shit in my eyes. The setting, the characters, the graphics, the storyboarding... I just can't.

I saw someone who posted an interesting comment when I viewed the newest video (first time I had watched a video directly from his youtube channel in months.. usually watch here to avoid giving my views/ad rev). It was a simple joke stating something like: "2017: Yay Osana will be done soon! 2039: We're making so much progress on Osana!" People were fighting each other, some claiming it was a joke and others sticking up for big daddy YandereDev. (Still creepy as hell seeing these children call him that...) Then someone said that this fandom is cancerous because it is primarily 12 year olds. After that, about 100 comments of LITERAL 12 and under commenters berating this person because "12 and under are smarter than you! Shut up bitch!"

Like... wow. I thought this game was mainly fawned over by children... Because, I mean, who else... but now that I know for a fact his main base IS made out of children, all I can think is how incredibly disturbing that is. Look at this game, look at what its based upon... I guess I can thank Markiplier and his band of 30 year old male lets-players who are still pandering to children for this...

 

[FataBataRang]

To summarize...

Eva wants to have an open town like Bully's, a unique soundtrack, a brawling system like Yakuza's, menus like Persona 5, dozens of organic elimination methods, hundreds of unique students and he wants to make more plagiarized minigames for Ayano's console. Hell, he wants to turn Yanvania into a full twenty hour game some day. Did I get that all right? Because even with TinyBuild's help, that sounds like an assload of work.

So, basically, he wants Grand Theft Auto: Weeb Edition. This would be a ton of work even for a real studio with proper funding, let alone a lazy manchild and a bunch of amateur "volunteers".

 

[Accel_Rider]

To summarize...

Eva wants to have an open town like Bully's, a unique soundtrack, a brawling system like Yakuza's, menus like Persona 5, dozens of organic elimination methods, hundreds of unique students and he wants to make more plagiarized minigames for Ayano's console. Hell, he wants to turn Yanvania into a full twenty hour game some day. Did I get that all right? Because even with TinyBuild's help, that sounds like an assload of work.

Too bad this isn't April because otherwise I would just write those off as an April Fool's joke. Are you fucking serious, Alex?

 

[Sun Shihong]

To summarize...

Eva wants to have an open town like Bully's, a unique soundtrack, a brawling system like Yakuza's, menus like Persona 5, dozens of organic elimination methods, hundreds of unique students and he wants to make more plagiarized minigames for Ayano's console. Hell, he wants to turn Yanvania into a full twenty hour game some day. Did I get that all right? Because even with TinyBuild's help, that sounds like an assload of work.

I'd say the game is beyond salvation at this point. The guy has no idea on what's he's doing, most of the content is copypaste from things that work fine on the source material, but has no place or rhyme with whatever that thing is.
Besides, it's embarrassing when someone totally unrelated to the project develops a patch to make his sluggish build actually work the way it should.