Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,595
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If Russell Greer is the spittle covered hobbit in his profile picture, he should keep his opinions to himself and go explore taking a bath with his toaster.
 
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aWermHasNoName said:
He shared this back on the 6th. If someone else posted this i didnt see it. So apparently he made videos for just regular women that werent famous too.....https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10200955421872777&id=1383033794
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Backup of the actual video.

https://track5.mixtape.moe/yinpii.mp4

If a loved one of mine received this I'd have her contact the authorities tbh. Also, she's apparently gotten married since the original post and is Kelly Roberts now.
 
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Fag Smut said:
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Jealous, Russ? I don't follow any sports, and I know who Kevin Durant is; Russ does too.

Really, how delusional can a guy be to even say that? Does he think people will agree? He truly doesn't know that he sounds jealous and petty? Like, what's the goal of that post? It's not trolling because he can't take any comments that disagree. Is it just to release bitterness?

Russ went after him for everything he hates about himself: looks, career....only got it all wrong.

It's just so absurd.
 
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I know I'm late to the show, REALLY late, and I don't know if it's been said before, but Russell could fix himself with one really simple plastic surgery procedure.

If he got that bottom lip fixed by having some cartilage inserted to keep it constantly taught, he wouldn't look so much like a dopey fucking labrador.

Sure, he would still have a paralyzed face, but he wouldn't look like so much of a mong.

He could reinvent his whole character as some stoic faced mysterious guy who doesn't give a shit about anything. He could become a poker playing badass since no one could read his face.

Fuck me, he could even be a model in clothing catalogs, most of the time the guys in those have zero facial expression anyway. He'd at least be able to introduce himself as a male model.

Then be like "Oh yeah, look, sorry if I don't seem excited or anything, I can't move my face, no biggie right? But hey, forget about me, you look great!"

He's just too much of a sperg to realize this relatively easy route and would rather travel the path of social self destruction.

Maybe some people just prefer the life of a lolcow. Plus, it's entertainment for sadists like me who like to see people wreck their lives.
 
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Kammy said:
I know I'm late to the show, REALLY late, and I don't know if it's been said before, but Russell could fix himself with one really simple plastic surgery procedure.

If he got that bottom lip fixed by having some cartilage inserted to keep it constantly taught, he wouldn't look so much like a dopey fucking labrador.

Sure, he would still have a paralyzed face, but he wouldn't look like so much of a mong.

He could reinvent his whole character as some stoic faced mysterious guy who doesn't give a shit about anything. He could become a poker playing badass since no one could read his face.

Fuck me, he could even be a model in clothing catalogs, most of the time the guys in those have zero facial expression anyway. He'd at least be able to introduce himself as a male model.

Then be like "Oh yeah, look, sorry if I don't seem excited or anything, I can't move my face, no biggie right? But hey, forget about me, you look great!"

He's just too much of a sperg to realize this relatively easy route and would rather travel the path of social self destruction.

Maybe some people just prefer the life of a lolcow. Plus, it's entertainment for sadists like me who like to see people wreck their lives.
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I think Russhole likes using "muh disability" to his benefit though. If he looks obviously deformed he can blame the girls not hopping on his dick on that instead of blaming it on him being a genuinely shitty person, which is the real reason most women wouldn't touch him with someone else's junk.
 
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Kammy said:
I know I'm late to the show, REALLY late, and I don't know if it's been said before, but Russell could fix himself with one really simple plastic surgery procedure.

If he got that bottom lip fixed by having some cartilage inserted to keep it constantly taught, he wouldn't look so much like a dopey fucking labrador.

Sure, he would still have a paralyzed face, but he wouldn't look like so much of a mong.

He could reinvent his whole character as some stoic faced mysterious guy who doesn't give a shit about anything. He could become a poker playing badass since no one could read his face.

Fuck me, he could even be a model in clothing catalogs, most of the time the guys in those have zero facial expression anyway. He'd at least be able to introduce himself as a male model.

Then be like "Oh yeah, look, sorry if I don't seem excited or anything, I can't move my face, no biggie right? But hey, forget about me, you look great!"

He's just too much of a sperg to realize this relatively easy route and would rather travel the path of social self destruction.

Maybe some people just prefer the life of a lolcow. Plus, it's entertainment for sadists like me who like to see people wreck their lives.
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While this is a nice thought, not much can be done about his peanut-shaped head and droopy derp eyes.
...or his heinous, permanently ingrained sense of entitlement.
 
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