The Awful Fursuit Thread - Viewer beware, you're in for a scare!

[I'm Just A Human Bean]

I almost posted that infamous flareon suit. Instead I'll just show the other shitty flareons and pokemons. The poor quality flareon suits really outnumber the good ones on google image search.

Spoiler

Why is this one bubbling?

If I never saw an Inuyasha episode, I would've dismissed this as someone's fursona... (That is the Inuyasha cat, right??)

Did this suiter actually pay to get photos taken?

Well-made, but...you know...

Someone's first attempt. At least they knew it was bad.

 

[Staffy]

I almost posted that infamous flareon suit. Instead I'll just show the other shitty flareons and pokemons. The poor quality flareon suits really outnumber the good ones on google image search.

Spoiler

Why is this one bubbling?

If I never saw an Inuyasha episode, I would've dismissed this as someone's fursona... (That is the Inuyasha cat, right??)

Did this suiter actually pay to get photos taken?

Well-made, but...you know...

Someone's first attempt. At least they knew it was bad.

The flareons remind me of this guy:

 

[Trombonista]

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I can see the second one's nipples...

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I almost posted that infamous flareon suit. Instead I'll just show the other shitty flareons and pokemons. The poor quality flareon suits really outnumber the good ones on google image search.

Spoiler

Why is this one bubbling?

If I never saw an Inuyasha episode, I would've dismissed this as someone's fursona... (That is the Inuyasha cat, right??)

Did this suiter actually pay to get photos taken?

Well-made, but...you know...

Someone's first attempt. At least they knew it was bad.

GAS ALL POKEMON FURRIES

 

[Yutyrannus]

Delivery.

Spoiler: Get 'em while they're fresh and hot.

AUGDHFHTYTHTH WHAT IS IT

You can't even tell what this is???? They want $450 for it...

It looks like it has Down's Syndrome.

ITS FLAT LOL

Look at how crusty the one in the middle is. They're all bad but I wouldn't touch that one with a 10 ft pole.

Here's another pic of the bowlcut suit

You know like, that guy who makes the exceptional pictures with the rabbits from Wow Wow Wubzy and his deadeyed caricature of himself?? This reminds me of that

Crusty. And it has tits.

I wish I knew who made this. I'll try to find more pictures of it. I'm speechless.

 

[El Porko Fako]

I'll see your Flareons and raise you 1 Umbreon.

I don't know why, but the raptor claws make me laugh even more than the dead eyes and the giraffe mouth.

 

[[Insert Meme Here]]

This one is from a movie, right? The one with the Jack Frost character a bunch of spergs shipped with Elsa?

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

This one is from a movie, right? The one with the Jack Frost character a bunch of spergs shipped with Elsa?

It's not half bad when taken as a costume of that character. I could see it walking around a theme park.

I kind of like the "bubbly" flareon.

 

[RogerJenkins178]

I wonder if any of these guys have actually skinned real animals alive.

 

[Melkor]

I wonder if any of these guys have actually skinned real animals alive.

Bad post, kys

 

[MY 405]

Sometimes, it's a great idea to have the explanation for the EMTs ready before you even start....

 

[King Zora]

I wonder if any of these guys have actually skinned real animals alive.

I know of at least one furry who is obsessed with taxidermy. It's what she wants to do for a job when she "grows up".

 

[Yutyrannus]

I know of at least one furry who is obsessed with taxidermy. It's what she wants to do for a job when she "grows up".

Actually there's a pretty big subcommunity of taxidermy and vulture culture furries. Most of them are teen girls making shitty soft mounts and the professional taxidermy guys hate 'em and like to bitch on taxidermy.net about them. Posterchild is ItsProbablyMars/VitaNovaTaxidemy/Nakomii, well known scammer who was fired from her taxidermy apprenticeship for not wanting to follow the professional's guidelines. She's also sent wet pelts full of bugs which is a fucking health hazard. Oh, and has also sent stuff with black mold growing on it if I recall correctly.

 

[Trombonista]

I'll see your Flareons and raise you 1 Umbreon.

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I don't know why, but the raptor claws make me laugh even more than the dead eyes and the giraffe mouth.

Looks like Joe Camel cosplaying as Umbreon.

 

[El Porko Fako]

Looks like Joe Camel cosplaying as Umbreon.

This Joe Camel's son cosplaying as an Umbreon. He looks like that because Mama Camel smoked too much while she was pregnant.

 

[I'm Just A Human Bean]

I'll see your Flareons and raise you 1 Umbreon.

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I don't know why, but the raptor claws make me laugh even more than the dead eyes and the giraffe mouth.

Spoiler: oh lord

 

[Power Armor]

While having actual open eye holes is a valid construction option, very few serious makers opt for it due to it looking creepy on a nigh unconditional basis.

 

[Rabbit-san]

Spoiler: Making a sparkledog fursuit sometimes ain't a good idea

I also know quite a bit about her as having self-diagnosing autism, being genderfluid and getting a lot of asspats from the ADBL community

Spoiler: Rainbow Dash in bubblewrap form

Spoiler: Please DO NOT give me the bedroom eyes

 

[Yaks]

While having actual open eye holes is a valid construction option, very few serious makers opt for it due to it looking creepy on a nigh unconditional basis.

It looks like they just took a pair of scissors and gouged the eyes out tho.

 

[Power Armor]

It looks like they just took a pair of scissors and gouged the eyes out tho.

That's the thing.

It always looks like that.