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I swear, it looks like Phil was either crying his eyes out or masturbating during that break.

Shame...he's probably currently scanning through his old accounts and flushing away info down the memory hole. Tons of vintage posts, vlags, and khantent of how phil was REALLY like never to been seen. Almost all of his stupid fanbois are around for the drama too so they've hurt themselves by not keeping their mouth shut.
You give the turd too much credit, he's not smart enough to do that.
 
Shame...he's probably currently scanning through his old accounts and flushing away info down the memory hole. Tons of vintage posts, vlags, and khantent of how phil was REALLY like never to been seen. Almost all of his stupid fanbois are around for the drama too so they've hurt themselves by not keeping their mouth shut.
most of the accounts were unable to be accessed, and the two ones that were had pretty much nothing interesting.

http://archive.is/V6dwn (Why Phil sucks thread from tophaters)
http://archive.is/yft33 (Avatar size issue, earliest known evidence of Phil accepting cash donations)
http://archive.is/ndpOp (Nickname stuff)
 
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http://archive.is/yft33 (Avatar size issue, earliest known evidence of Phil accepting cash donations)
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We were talking in the FGO IRC about dipshitphil and his cries of poverty when someone on the group came with a interesting idea

What if phil is really crying every month because he is whaling in a mobile game?

For those that dont know normally freemium games like for example star trek timelines had a way to crush the game by buying premium currency, Whaling is the act of simple dont give a shit about anything and pour shit tons of money to steam roll the game (there was a case about a loser that wasted 12k $ in GO) , we all know that he doesn't have any kind of self control.

Knowing him he would be bragging about it, but also maybe he is hiding it because his fans believe that they are actually helping him to pay his bills

Just a theory
 
We were talking in the FGO IRC about dipshitphil and his cries of poverty when someone on the group came with a interesting idea

What if phil is really crying every month because he is whaling in a mobile game?

For those that dont know normally freemium games like for example star trek timelines had a way to crush the game by buying premium currency, Whaling is the act of simple dont give a shit about anything and pour shit tons of money to steam roll the game (there was a case about a loser that wasted 12k $ in GO) , we all know that he doesn't have any kind of self control.

Knowing him he would be bragging about it, but also maybe he is hiding it because his fans believe that they are actually helping him to pay his bills

Just a theory

When phil played Hearthstone last year he dumped around 300 bucks on the game within a few weeks, he said he had a bunch of prepaid cards saved up from christmas and birthdays...i don't believe that for a second, phil has no self control on his money he's proven this time and time again so why would he keep 300 bucks worth of pre paid cards.

Phil has gotten hooked on Mobile games before most notably with WWE supercard and more recently Dokkan Battle...he simply has a gambling addiction
 
Apparently, his top-haters site had a webcomic. Couldn't find it now, but it's entirely possible DSP made a webcomic. Need more info to fully confirm this though.
"Some other people have also asked me what happened to the Broken Joystick webcomics. Well, to make a long story short, 90% of the feedback I got was negative. Either 1. the art was shitty (no kidding, I haven't drawn in a decade, it will take me a little while to get my own style back) or 2. the comics weren't funny or didn't make sense, or both. The funny thing is, I tried to model the comic after other successful webcomics such as Penny Arcade and Player vs Player Online; hell, the punchline delivery, multiple punchlines, and biting sarcasm were almost STOLEN from those strips. But I guess because I don't draw in an anime or cartoony style good enough for anyone, the strip isn't given a chance. I dare you to go take a look at the earliest strips of PvP, Penny Arcade, or anything else, because the art is equally shitty on those too. Only after years of practice and honing their artistic skills did those guys master their own style. Anyway, considering I got about 1400 insults and 2 complements, the strip is on hiatus. Whether or not it comes back or not, depends upon whether I get feedback saying that the strip should start up again. So go post on theforums or e-mail me or hit me up on MIRC and let me know what you think."

Even in 2004, it was the damn "formula" at fault and not him when people didn't like his stuff.

Hulk Movie Review by DSP (as of Feb 11, 2004):
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Earplugs a Must by DSP (as of Feb 11, 2004):
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We were talking in the FGO IRC about dipshitphil and his cries of poverty when someone on the group came with a interesting idea

What if phil is really crying every month because he is whaling in a mobile game?

For those that dont know normally freemium games like for example star trek timelines had a way to crush the game by buying premium currency, Whaling is the act of simple dont give a shit about anything and pour shit tons of money to steam roll the game (there was a case about a loser that wasted 12k $ in GO) , we all know that he doesn't have any kind of self control.

Knowing him he would be bragging about it, but also maybe he is hiding it because his fans believe that they are actually helping him to pay his bills

Just a theory
phil plays a "Dokkan" mobile game now, he used to be obsessed with the WWE one last year... he was top 4 or something in the ranks, he always bragged about it... like someone said he wasted hundreds in hearthstone and he bought multiple times 50 loot boxes ($39.9) in overwatch too... he definitively has a problem with it
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phil plays a "Dokkan" mobile game now, he used to be obsessed with the WWE one last year... he was top 4 or something in the ranks, he always bragged about it... like someone said he wasted hundreds in hearthstone and he bought multiple times 50 loot boxes ($39.9) in overwatch too... he definitively has a problem with it
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Doesn't he play some Marvel mobile game too? Don't forget on his staycation there was no doubt he dropped a bunch of money in Pokemon Go which I bet you could double because he probably did the same thing for Leanna.
 
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Nice find!

I don't know if it's just because I've done too much editing in my life, but I like taking a look at DSP's jokes to see how many of them are salvageable, and it's amazing how many could be transformed from terrible jokes into mediocre jokes by utilizing literally seconds of work. This one for an example: First panel and second panel are fine. Third panel, they're looking at each other silently. Fourth panel Hulk says "You have point". There, now you have a Penny Arcade ripoff.
 
"Some other people have also asked me what happened to the Broken Joystick webcomics. Well, to make a long story short, 90% of the feedback I got was negative. Either 1. the art was shitty (no kidding, I haven't drawn in a decade, it will take me a little while to get my own style back) or 2. the comics weren't funny or didn't make sense, or both. The funny thing is, I tried to model the comic after other successful webcomics such as Penny Arcade and Player vs Player Online; hell, the punchline delivery, multiple punchlines, and biting sarcasm were almost STOLEN from those strips. But I guess because I don't draw in an anime or cartoony style good enough for anyone, the strip isn't given a chance. I dare you to go take a look at the earliest strips of PvP, Penny Arcade, or anything else, because the art is equally shitty on those too. Only after years of practice and honing their artistic skills did those guys master their own style. Anyway, considering I got about 1400 insults and 2 complements, the strip is on hiatus. Whether or not it comes back or not, depends upon whether I get feedback saying that the strip should start up again. So go post on theforums or e-mail me or hit me up on MIRC and let me know what you think."

Even in 2004, it was the damn "formula" at fault and not him when people didn't like his stuff.

Hulk Movie Review by DSP (as of Feb 11, 2004):
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Earplugs a Must by DSP (as of Feb 11, 2004):
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where did you find this? I couldn't find it in his old website.
 
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