The Kingpin of Hate, mayor of Darksyde City. This infected city is ran with an iron fist full of Doritos, with Bright Side Viking as his right hand man. But, can this even be a city without our loud mouth mayor in power? Who would be insane enough to take his place and become the clown prince of gaming?
For hours, DSP watches from his heavily ball-sweat soaked couch, atop his gated condo, and plays games for a living. People wonder if this kind of life is even living, yet these people never bother to ask DSP what his idea of "living" is? Is it financial gain? Women? Working at a 9 to 5 job on a salary under his current living wage?
While his opposition struggle and strive to pay their bills, or yearn for the day they'll achieve more than what they currently have, DSP is comfortable on his couch, feigning victimhood for those few dollars more. No matter how superior an opponent may be, any action against DSP that is visible to DSP is quickly converted to an energy drink to have DSP play more games and continue doing what he does best: enjoying himself.
A man is only happy as long as his goals are met and matched, and DSP met his goal nearly a decade ago. Imagine a life of nothing but junk food, video games, and pornography; all the while paying your bills by doing only those three with plenty to spare. It's every college student's wet dream and DSP is living it.
The recent hack upon him was a hack indeed, and in more ways than one. It was a hack into his information, but it was also a mighty hack into plans of the real detractors. There's a white knight on every corner in Victimhood Street and DSP's condo is smack dab in the middle of it. Expect more money from his supporters, especially the most likely cringe worthy children who support him because they want to be professional victims when they grow up big and fat like their hero.
The person who did the hack was also a hack themselves, in the sense they are doing mundane work for a day of lulz, all at the cost of more support for DSP. If the hacker isn't a bigger DSP fan than Bright Side Viking, then by golly they sure have given more support to DSP than BSV ever could.
You can't stop an emotional blob by feeding it. Haven't any of you fools seen the Monster Blood episode of Goosebumps on Fox Kids? Sure, you can kill him by feeding him airline food like in part III, but that's just plain murder and cruelty to animals. Scientist have spent the same amount of time DSP has been sitting on his couch, collected DNA from the miscellaneous stains of every color in the rainbow, and have concluded with a simple equation to truly be a "detractor".
Attack DSP = more money and support for DSP
Do nothing = DSP implodes on himself like a neutron star and becomes a black hole
But what does this black hole do, exactly? In fact, it will suck up every leech and opponent within Darksyde City, like how DSP sucks up the innards of his refrigerator in the morning. From KoP, to Almighty Tevin, to Laughing Archives, to the entire SoK. Destroy DSP's livelihood and you destroy the livelihood of his highly vocal opponents, especially the SoK.
Does this mean the SoK keep DSP alive in order to keep themselves alive? If that's so, could they be behind the hack? If DSP is such a big fat stupid incompetent buffoon, and the people against him are truly trying to end his reign, then how does DSP manage to outwit them all again and again? It begs the question: are they trying to defeat DSP or help him?
A hero can't be a hero if they don't have a villain, but in Darksyde City, who is the real villain and who is the real hero?
To be continued...
