What are some shitty things you've done? CONFESS. - Come on, none of us perfect; in fact that's why we're all here.

I used to take things from the Lost and Found that nobody would claim. One of them was a Vera Bradley lunchbox with stuff still in it... I just took the stuff in it out (it was old plastic cutlery and sandwich containers) and put it at the lost and found.
 
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Sylvie Paula Paula said:
I used to take things from the Lost and Found that nobody would claim. One of them was a Vera Bradley lunchbox with stuff still in it... I just took the stuff in it out (it was old plastic cutlery and sandwich containers) and put it at the lost and found.
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I've stolen money from a kid's purse at the lost and found at the movie theater where I worked. The vests and L&F were in the same closet so it was damned easy. Took plenty of other smaller things, but that money slightly haunted me for about a week.
 
I ran a scam on the ghetto black kids back in 4th grade. I figured out they loved yugioh but didn't know how much the cards actually costed (since they just took them from other kids), so I sold them these really cheap, shitty ones for like $10 apiece. Teachers found out and I was put on some kind of probation for it (idk what exactly).

But the best part is that dad acted super pissed when he found out, but I later overheard him talking about it with grandpa, laughing about how easily blacks are separated from their money. I love the Polish, they're such shitlords.
 
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Me and some mates came across a small church of mostly elderly folks on Karaoke Night. They were very friendly and made us cheese toasties.
We snatched their money while I distracted them with an emotional rendition of "Imagine."

I forgot about this until recently when I watched Trainspotting 2 and they had a nearly identical scene.
 
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Back in the early 2000s I used to buy an external modem at CompUSA or Fry's, take the modem apart and remove the PCB, put a couple of flattened beer cans in the case so it wouldn't be too light, and then take it back to the store and get my money back because the modem didn't work. Then I'd either use the modem myself, give it to a friend, or sell it at a hamfest.
 
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2011, I was living in Stinktown a.k.a. Cleveland and I was on sick leave at work due to a terrible and highly contagious eye infection, which had landed me in the ER the night before.

I had to see a specialist at the clinic the next morning and I was forced to take public transportation (for which Cleveand deserves a "Worst In the First World" trophy). I was approached by a young black gentleman while waiting for the bus, which had broken down because OH NOE we were having a slightly worse than average snowstorm and Cleveland's dogshit infrastructure only had 200 years to adapt to the lake effect.

So this black fellow asks to use my cellphone as he needs to call his work and tell them he'll be late due to the bus. So me, with my still-contagious conjectivitis...lets him.

Hope you didn't touch your face, dawg.
 
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I remember back when we spent a summer with family in Georgia. One terrible thing I did was I hooked up with a guy, broke into a church, had sex in said church, took money from the donation box and lifted a few bottles of wine. The ironic part being we both had to goto that same church in the morning and try so hard not to laugh when the pastor went on about the break in.
 
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WhatNemesisMeans said:
When I was bored I would look up road safety adverts on YouTube and laugh when the drunk teenagers would meet their gruesome and yet incredibly satisfying end.

I still do it from time to time, the sight of dead teenagers makes me feel all warm inside.
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Reminds me of the two times where I burst out laughing in a cinema when kids in an advert about car safety were describing how their family members were killed in car accidents.
 
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Francis E. Dec Esc. said:
Back in the early 2000s I used to buy an external modem at CompUSA or Fry's, take the modem apart and remove the PCB, put a couple of flattened beer cans in the case so it wouldn't be too light, and then take it back to the store and get my money back because the modem didn't work. Then I'd either use the modem myself, give it to a friend, or sell it at a hamfest.
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Consider how horrible CompUSA was, I don't blame you for doing that. What'd you put the PCB in so it wouldn't get damaged?
 
I once wrote copy for websites. Most were pretty normal, "write articles for this dentist's office, write something for this plumbing company" etc. It wasn't particularly hard. But I also wrote stuff for obvious scams, like MLM companies, supplement companies, real estate crap, you know the type. I was desperate for money at that point, and short of turning to a life of armed robbery, that was the only thing I could find then.
 
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There was a lan party of halo2 and each person had to bring something to everyone in the party. My boyfriend, I don't remember why, decided that we should bring cube of cheese and cube of butter mixed so nobody could see the difference. I wanted to please my boyfriend since we just got together and I done it with him.

But later, at the party, someone was very drunk so while he was in the restroom, I took his bottle of vodka and switch it for water. He never noticed the diffenrence and kept saying, THIS IS SO GOOD VODKA MATE! Look at this, i'm good at halo while drunk!

Good times!
 
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