What are some shitty things you've done? CONFESS. - Come on, none of us perfect; in fact that's why we're all here.

In junior high, I made one of my bullies delete their entire english paper by telling them that DEL stood for 'deliver'. I'd seen someone do it on a show once and wanted to try it out for myself for some sweet revenge. Never got caught. Hope she enjoyed getting points off for that late grade.
 
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In high school, I was contemplating stealing my neighbour's gun for the purpose of scaring some kids in my class- I ended up chickening out because I didn't want to go to juvie for being a wannabe school shooter.
 
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When I was in college I lived on a street that was mostly students, save for one bitter old man who hated students. Old man would walk the street three times a day and call to report any car that didn't have a street parking permit to be towed. The cops hated his constant bullshit and his insisting they come by x3 per day to ticket/tow. Nothing like doing bong hits in your living room and hearing the crackling of a cop's CB radio thanks to grandpa calling the cops once again to check every car on the street at 10 pm.

Anyway I had a parking permit, I had been using it for at least six months. The old man saw my car with it on the rearview mirror everyday and knew I was a legal permit parker. One day the permit happened to fall off my rearview mirror and the asshole had my car ticketed and towed when he damn well knew I was a legal parker and resident of the street.

I went to the hunting goods store and bought a bottle of skunk piss that deer hunters use. I got my friend in a vet school to get me a big ass gauge syringe used on large animals. I filled the syringe full of skunk piss and in the middle of the night went to the old man's car and punctured the rubber seal around his car windows and tanked his car full of skunk piss. I left a note, "This is your final warning parking nazi" Skunk piss is permanent, there is no cleaning that shit out or removing the smell. I didn't get to see the beauty of him opening his car door and getting hit like a freight train by the smell the next morning but I did get to see the car disappearing forever afterwards and suddenly so did the x3 a day parking patrol. I heard months later that the local cops thought it was fucking hilarious what happened to the old man.
 
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I got a dude sacked and arrested even though I knew he had a new baby and a disabled wife. He was a cunt, feels good man.
 
Eva memes aside, here's a fun story

So during the winter when I was in 7th grade, was over at a friend's place. We were snowboarding and sledding on the hill in front of his house.

At one point, I thought it would be cool to see if the snowboard would flip when it hit the ditch next to the road. So I dropped my snowboard and let it fall down the hill. Except it didn't flip when it hit the ditch, it slid onto the road. Before I could run down and retrieve it, a car drove by and hit the snowboard. I guest that caused the driver to lose control and he crashed his car maybe 100 feet down the road.

Funny thing is, I guess because I was over at my friend's house, the cops pegged the responsibility on them. I was at home, worried about being arrested. Long story short, my friend's parents ended up fronting the insuranse bill and I got of scot free

We're no longer friends.
 
Killed a whole lot of ducks and chicks, when I was really young, like 4 or 5 I guess, and my parents kept buying them, just because I wanted more.
Stole a couple of toys from some classmates in elementary school.
But the thing Im most ashamed of, is ignoring a childhood friend when she needed help the most, just because my mother told me so.
I even had some feelings for the girl, event though she was a bitch sometimes. the story is a bit complicated and I dont know all the details, but Im pretty sure my father and the girl's father, were doing some shady shit together.
One day the girls father dies and her mother has mental breakdown, so she goes to live with her grandma. after sometimes, her grandma comes to my house asking for financial help, bringing the girl along.
my mother refuses because my father was in jail, so we could not afford it.
That was the last time I saw or heard about her and I didnt even speak to her, because my mother said we had to cut ties, even though she was sorry about it.
I still feel like shit to this day about it. I wish I had the balls
To disobey my mother and keep contact with her.

Ps im not black nor was the girl.
 
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After I found my now-ex though at the time boyfriend of 9 years sexting a bitch he met on twitch, I posted all their nudes to imgur with his online handle. I now sit and wait for the crawlers to start turning it up in Google searches. She had the gall to act nice to me in streams, on twitter, and Facebook while knowingly fucking around with my boyfriend.

Her vagina looked like rancid roast beef.

Also, she typed like a 12 year old. One if the best texts: "*drinks (name)-kun's cum* ^^"

Yeah I'm still bitter.
 
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I went to a birthday party in like third or fourth grade and got the birthday girl a stuffed animal. (Specifically a black lab.) Another annoying rich girl at the party was like "omg thats a cute toy what should we name it". I stared blankly at her and jokingly said "Negro. Because it's spanish for black". This girl unironically agreed and said out loud "Why don't we name the dog Negro?" Almost immediately all the other girls flipped shit at her and she tried to blame it on me but they didn't believe her because everyone thought I was too nice to say something like that. I somewhat regret it but then again it was really funny.

Another story is when some mildly autistic midget tried to take my wallet and I just punched him in the face. He ran off to the bathroom to cry. I didn't and still don't care because he tried to take my wallet and he was a fucking nerd.
 
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I run a little side-business off of Craigslist writing college papers for people. I guess that's not terribly shitty as they'd probably hire someone else even if I wasn't doing it. Some of these people are kinda stupid too. I should expect that from people who would rather give their money to a stranger on the internet than write a two-page paper, but some of them can barely write a coherent email. You're in college, you fuck. You should understand how punctuation works.

so if any of yall want a paper written I'm your Huckleberry

*edit* Also my pen name for paper writing was borrowed from a certain John Waters movie character.
 
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One of my friends was hoping to become a police officer. The night before he went to do his initial interview I convinced him to get drunk and high with me. He didn't want to because of having his important interview and tests the next a day, but I bullied him into it. He got drug tested and they dropped him straight away.
I feel bad because he really wanted to be in the police force
 
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